News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.09.12 Part 9

Most of you need to get laid.Some jobless guy should come up with a list.

@ajstream The problem of unemployment in Nigeria cannot be solved by the government. Because they concentrate on just only on how to sell oi

@StylesforStiles @viceprezoblt This whole unemployment thing is a bitch and keeping me away from my loves.

@OhSoFierst sadly people get more on unemployment

@AJStream Nigeria has lot of talents and educated youths..but d rate of the unemployed is alarming,The government aint helping matters

Some people are very jobless sha

@Number10gov Me and my mrs work 70 hours a week at least between us, but an unemployed couple has more money. Nice one dickhead.

UnEmployment check's running low , #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

Happy Engineer's day to all employed and unemployed engineers :P

Monday I'm looking for a job. NO MATTER WHAT. I'm tired of being jobless.

Unemployment means that I have to go shopping with my madre because she's the one with the moula fgs

David Parker &

The way she say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga &

You are jobless when perfectly able to work and live off of the state.... #ButUGotThatIPhone5Tho

@bhogleharsha sir i am new to engineering family,still jobless.............

@AJStream .....: Sometime dis year in Spain piple protested over 5million jobless citizen,in Nigeria over 40million piple are unemployed

In a meaningful departure from past policy, the Federal Reserve said it would focus on reducing unemployment at the risk of provoking...

Fuck. Did the wrong paperwork for unemployment.

19 and jobless. Yea this fucking sucks.

@DaKidrauhlCrew that would make doctors jobless.

@IGotMyGreenCard keep drinking the Cool Aid 6 trill debt, 8+% unemployment for over 4 yrs 2 downgrades to our credit t.co/yMS5o3qF

@blaisengo I do mind as being unstrategic for a country badly needing lifting itself from poverty &

It's a good thing my husband makes more than enough money for the both of us, I am contemplating being jobless for a while. Just chill out.

So careless,jobless,and boredless..._____.

@InvincibleHeart lol yes sadly i am Aussie. Unemployed. But i'm back at school studying massage therapy :)

@Jobless_Enginer welcome :) sorry bro main ni aaya

@Dbdancin she is a smart women she see's how high black unemployment is under Obama and he added 6 trillion to out dept t.co/wy7lb0L8

@AJStream: Over 40million piple are jobless in Nigeria but nobody cares...In spain,piple protested cus of 5million jobless citizen

Last day of work until I'm jobless for the winter season!

My Fav bio today:..working on my as yet unfunded startup which is technically different than being unemployed. No. Really - @thomaskrafft

If u're nt a student or a twitter personality like @huntellagadgets, @ChelseaFCNaija etc and u ve ova 40,000 tweets u must be rily jobless.

This weather favours us, the unemployed. God is alive, after all! *snuggles in bed*

@Jobless_Enginer yes :( office cha social sites ban

Thank you so very very much my unemployed neighbor/so-they-think boyfriend/so-they-think husband *hug* @alfianidris

Good night. Thanks. For. Follow. Qe3. To ease. This. Unsustainable. High. Unemployment!! Risk. Is back. On !! Money. Flowing. Out. USA

@AJStream: Over 40million piple are unemployed in Nigeria nobody cares...In Spain 5million joblessness caused protest dis year.

Some people are so jobless as to photoshop a baby in a pumpkin with the text 'I miss you/Glad to have you as a friend'.Ugh, what rubbish man

Muthafuckas will grab a newspaper to read their horoscopes just to buy some scratch off tickets, lose n wake up jobless all over again

would rather be friendless than jobless For some reason this made me laugh oh my god.

#ObamaSweatshirtSlogans -->

Sometimes, I wish I was unemployed.

Hopefully there's a Target that I can transfer to in Monterrey when we move cuz I don't wanna be jobless ever again. 18 years was enough!

Happy Jobless Engineers Day...

@E_soken bn home enjoyn my limited jobless days :D... Hope uve startd sendn ur cv????

What would motivate you to pray? What are you passionate about? What stirs your soul? For example, Broken families? Unemployment? Rising...

record unemployment

@marshallmarkt how have you been Mr? Still loving the unemployment?

So the lower mortgage rates are going to do a miracle? WRONG. you can borrow at 0.8% pa. including everithing in Denmark and unemployment +

@sjs856 Dude! the work force shrunk! it should expand, unemployment at the 2008 work force rate is 11.2%! it's not good, plus HUGE debt.

@linaelsheref thanks :D!! Knowing that's I'm unemployed any ways hahhahaah !! Want me to get u anything from there ?

@FarMoonTalk You mean the ones that are unemployed due to Obama's failed policies? LOL!

@sardesairajdeep ONLY DIFF BHAGAT SINGH FOUGHT AGAINST BRITISH IMPERIALISM/ MMS IS FOR AMERICAN IMPERIALISM EVEN IF LAKHS WILL BE UNEMPLOYED

Sms me? Just to borrow money? Fuck off! You're jobless, so am I!

so your car just got repo'd, you've got a door full of losing scratch tickets, and you're collecting unemployment #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

If this real nigga business, then you niggas unemployed #wayne

#IGNORERUMOURS dey are just jobless

@IsisAsetian Know that money is coming in... let go of the fear/frustration/anger that goes with employment/unemployment

Now jobless woo

We are so jobless. Waste our time on poking others in facebook. But still. I love it

You get unemployment and not looking for work #ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@Phadism ilet them fok off back to unemployment.

Are you suggesting that an EU bailout and 30% unemployment is Salmond's vision of an independent utopia? #bettertogether #voteno

@RayRay_Ay it's true in all of Sydney the highest unemployment rate is in those areas for a reason. Uneducated criminal wannabes

Romance is the privilege of the rich, not the profession of the unemployed. -- Haziq Fikri: The Anons'.

@HotspurGirl no, i am currently unemployed

Happy Engineers day!! May all th unemployed engineers be blessed wid employment!!

@AJStream:D major cause of unemployment in Nigeria is Power...hence, small/medium scale industries can't survive without power.

#Obama #Clinton. Unemployment line Nov !

Yo unemployment check late......#ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@GauravPandhi India has been growing, but it has been jobless growth, voiceless growth. Too early to sing praises for #FDI in retail

the way you say my name makes me feel like I'm THAT nigga, though I'm still unemployed.

@Rileyy_69 @_OllyRiley. Your both fucking cunts. Constantly clog up my feeds, get a life you jobless wanker.

@AnthonyCumia Say high unemployment again!! That me me laugh hard. Nice work Mr.C

I'll technically be jobless from next week #joblessboy

Being jobless sucks cause I don't like depending on my mom. **

Mornings suck. Being unemployed has made me even more spoiled and lazy #unemployedstruggles

@UntamedBachelor: FDI in porn will leave Reshma and Shakeela Joblesswe love our own munni and sheela :) :)

@Dr.Koh, member of the National Economic &

Local News: Area man realizes still jobless, single. Continues staring into void of parents darkened basement.

Opposing FDI is highly unfortunate in India 4 this could've brought opportunities not only 4 jobless but also 4 businesses class.

@blackanakin ur unemployed and live with ya mama lol

@TomCotterComic Hey Tom, My Mom brought up a good point.....do the 2nd &

This jobless policemen in lugansk sef

@niha_fireangel jobless it seems... whatever ... ok monday...

This is bugging me a lot. Why does a Tamil film's lead character almost always have to be unemployed?

@viktormewyrer not when economic growth is slowing down, unemployment climbing...recipe for dissent

Dr. Victor Koh, Singaporean member of our NESC. If we don't do drastic things, 14.6m Kenyans will be jobless in 2030. t.co/NxOIWdfk

Last day of work today. It'll be the first time in 3 years that'll be unemployed. #bringonUni

Ok, I'm gettin tattoos done on both arms next tuesday. My fear is d pain right now n not wat jobless Nigs r gonna think abt it.... Loooooolz

That's why you're like 22 and unemployed. Or employed by mcdonalds.... same thing

I'll be unemployed in bout a week! Lol was giving the heads up at work... At least they were honest to say. Lol

if i keeep doing this im sure to love being jobless.... #Ihateholidays

you will find all Engineers on twitter, bcoz they r Weird/Witty, Jobless/Free, Socially not connected No Frnds/No GF, Happy Engineers Day

I need to find a job #jobless

Fucking nancy hypocrite.fuck off from us. I really hope that you will just be jobless &

@Natalie_98Uz were so damn jobless, this is shit..

@Hanleyontheball unemployed from 9th nov, now job hunting ** Menorca for a week on Monday to forget about it all for a while! ?

@BarackObama Unemployment has run out, next stop ->

Lool . Kiitan looks so jobless

Unemployment..... YEP, chilling for 3-6months collecting....YIPPY YA YAY!