News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.09.12 Part 32

Last year I was working at Bdubs during the Mizzou football games, and now I'm jobless and at all of the games. #muchbetter

Just write unemployed for feck sake!

'Full Time Mum' is not a profession. The term is 'Unemployed'. Ok.

Hey Gary Bettman, Suck my balls you piece of shit. *3* #NHL lockouts/Strikes on your watch. You should be standing in the unemployment line

I am gonna be ghetto and apply for unemployment.... #again

full time mum.....so you're unemployed then. Just say fucking unemployed you cretin.

Full time mum = unemployed #benefits

I'm Unemployed On Weekends... #Trrrrruuuuuuuuu

set to be unemployed for the rest of my teenage life **********

“@jonesinspire: I am so glad I am unemployed! #SaidNoOneEver... except @kathbathh .....#lazy” hahaha only temporarily!

Cal kicker is unemployed

Wait, full time Mum is the new coined phrase for unemployed right?

#BossObama “from the tax cuts to the unemployment insurance to the jobs -- that was only possible because of Harry's [Reid] leadership” #rnc

I'm jobless n still doing wtf I'm suppose to be doing damn bitch I thought you was working at Kroger

Occupation: Unemployed Janitor Wow...you're not really much at all, are you?

@Toure @super_herochic what has Obama done for woman and blacks?? He's given them higher unemployment and made them depend on welfare checks

There’s no doubt that, if it occurs, will create massive frictional unemployment. But that doesn’t mean it’s a permanent state.

On xfactor if a lad is unemployed it says,' unemployed' but if a woman is unemployed it says, 'full time mam'.

No longer unemployed :)

@DemFromCT @DanaHoule Pundits spin the next thing hamster wheel to prevent their own next thing from being an unemployment line.

@Gurdur :-) no problem! I know what it is like to be unemployed.

Since when was Bianca Gascoigne a DJ?!? Haha. Is that because they didn't have the heart to write 'Fame Grabber' or 'Unemployed'?

only 2 weeks till uni and im looking foward to doing something more than ever after 14 months of unemployment

@ConanOBrien conan the voice of galaxy.one man can change 30000 people life.give it a try sir. (30000 unemployed teachers in Turkey)

@adamilsley @oli_peake fuckin live - 0 ramage, Peter, unemployed, centre back

Frozen pizza AND jobless wings? Thankyou digiorno t.co/uiqJM4Qw

@liamkennedy92 'Full-time mum isn't a profession, it should say unemployed' #comedygold

@Helloo_liaaa good you're not the jobless onesome anymore:-) :-)

Probably not gonna quit mcds. Not tryna be jobless after the mass fire

80,000,000+ Americans are unemployed. How is @JayGlazer_FOX not one of them?

I hate you unemployed college students #Pussies

Gonna crank that unemployment, watch me do it

Hope you enjoy your dream job of being unemployed next year Edsall #uconn

When a guy gives you d excuse of being busy to make out time for you,he's using style to tell you ure jobless soul sister pls gt a life!

@ConanOBrien do you know what people think when they're in trouble here in Turkey. Conan is out there! (30000 unemployed teachers in Turkey)

About to see what's good with this unemployment

I hope both of these jobs come thru. been unemployed for 3days

I live a good life for an unemployed cat

@minijarv being unemployed have anything to do with this? #feelingyourpain

BJP calls for bandh on 20th..so time to tap unemployed useless party ppl to create havoc..destroy public property..cause trouble n losses

@map_maker tell me about it. :-D When I was in my early 20's often unemployed and homeless as well, long nasty periods. It's a bugger.

@Raj_kanyeezy87 LOL great minds think alike! (Well i'm great atleast...) Safe soon, i'm a unemployed douche now. Amazing. How you been?!

@DarraghMc That's me unemployed if it is the case :( Just woke up after a really great nap to find these reports.

@letsglo @GOPPrimary Higher unemployment and lower median income for blacks is FACT not FICTION

@mrdavidhaye can you sell a range for the unemployed.. I was thinking hayemaker fridge magnets, ear muffs and toilet roll

does @nbc @abc @cbs @cnn @msnbc want misinformed voters do they want 2 have further decline economy &

@Pickled_Mind I am jobless?

@Fairey93 Owww :( when ever I can save up some money #jobless

Greedy greedy fucks, I'm unemployed with no hockey to watch.... #nhllockouy

@somalilandpress How can they be if they do not have a role and r unemployed.

Lol no serious why am I still unemployed -_-

At the rate I'm going, I'm gonna be the best dressed unemployed professional ever. Ann Taylor and Loft own my soul.

Last one know works bein shutdown tommorow for month #unemployment

I wish for once to be jobless in week days

really addicted to secret fortune #unemployment

@YazziiTalks don't make me headbutt your job steal your money and make u unemployed whilst your employed blad

@iamsuperwhales I've never been so jobless in my life..

@karrueche i was just playing on the real doe :/ you dont need no job ^__^! NOW UNBLOCK ME, AND WE CAN BE JOBLESS TOGEDA!

why do the people on the xfactor have full time mum etc as their occupation, just say unemployed and stop trying to hide it!

watching Border Control UK, it pisses me off when the guards say things like 'they're unemployed, how can they afford a holiday like that?'

Web Wiz:The Muslim unrest was planned by Muslims and Obama to divert attention from the economy and 90 Million Americans unemployed.

when I was unemployed I wanted a job , now that im employed I HATE my job !

@reeanoon @cjagger94 yeah wel decide tomorrow:) now Charlie is jobless at least we know she's not working #haha

@MarshallWright2 I am sick don't be jealous because you're unemployed idiot

Uwwww.....pele dear@Bee_Mee_Nee: @iamsuperwhales I've never been so jobless in my life..

Edsalls ass should be in the unemployment line. No clock management skills what do ever

@NHLPA members are all welcomed during your unemployment, the NHL owners &

“@Nathan_Sutton: @imran_arbouche unemployed arbouche hands in cv” oh I wish... Sun headline tomorrow.. Catholic to Morocco.

thank GOD I found a job before my unemployment expired , I was running outta time lol

I wanna make one cuz these legs is the business but the rest of me is quite unemployed ( ._.)

Fank u jawe@iamsuperwhales: Uwwww.....pele dear@Bee_Mee_Nee: @iamsuperwhales I've never been so jobless in my life..

*Hiding and when someone finds me somewhere alone* Me: .... umm I just got off the phone with my manager (unemployed) #KidParty

how does mitt bill himself as a businessman, a retiree and unemployed all at the same time?!?

Jobless rate when Carter in 1980 lost by a landslide: 7.5%. Jobless rate when Reagan in 1984 won by a landslide: 7.4% @FredBarnes

Loool Me and @ms_tbecks. Are jobless tonight sha , catching pimps

ppl need to start namin their kids Jimmy, Holly,John,Helen,Sally,Kelly,Tom,Sarah,Liz just to see if unemployment rates will go down

Applying for unemployment

My unemployment loafers are really beginning to look like unemployment

unemployed for 3 yrs is NOT the same as in between jobs ** cute tho..

Good insight on UE rate -->

@ohiovictory yrs unemployment above 8%, credit down grade, increasing violence in Middle East. When do we say ENOUGH?! #MITTROMNEY

@themusicman08 still jobless. Getting majorly frustrated, but apart from that, everything is mostly OK, I suppose.

I'm thinking about writing a book based on Glassport. People like reading about wasted white trash, jobless junkies and WintersHaven right?

The only reason Tulisa won sexiest women in the world is because the only people who voted was chav's &

these people are probably in trouble anyway, but it still pisses me off that people get treated as suspicious because of unemployment

@themusicman08 yes! It's well worth the money

Wilde: Headstart, childcare, unemployment assistance facing #sequestration cuts Jan 2. #StateoftheSafetyNet t.co/U3bcpsZD

No matter Dem/Rep,if 8.1% unemployment, $1.3T Budget Deficit, $5T in New Debt, and the 1st U.S. Credit Downgrade happens on UR watch, u G2G!

My homegirl called that # on the tv you know the one that wires 10,000 in your account well now she owes unemployment 3,000 lol

Hey gene let me know how unemployment feels

If you wear YOLO sunglasses, there's a 72% chance you will be receiving unemployment benefits in the future

#BigGovernmentObama “tax cuts for hiring unemployed workers” #tcot #ows #p2 #rnc #obama2012 #truthteam #dnc

@jay_duke Is anything about Portland intimidating? No, unless you count unemployment. #portscum

So this girl attempted to steal my job, I got another one and she's jobless, God is forever making my enemies my footstool :D

Sundowns's coach's days are numbered. Pitso's still unemployed. Just saying...

You people tweet like you are unemployed.

@MrCl1MAX try not to cry about it hun <

@ConanOBrien i wont give up on you. i'll keep writing to you. (30.000 unemployed teachers in Turkey)

@Benny_J dread to think, have to cut the habit now im an unemployed bum oh deaaaar

I am 100% disabled veteran and I do not get a pension, I am unemployed and I do not get unemployment benefits. So bite my backside.