News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.09.12 Part 14

@ctrlaltdela Heh. Can't be that jobless in life, man. I'm just thankful when I get to watch 90 mins of the United game.

Unemployed but she hella with the blow..

@MichaelGallon when 2 people work from home... Would you prefer I was still unemployed ?? #nastybloke

@kitneekiki im feelin Generous n Jobless 2day anywe...wht Kind of Plantain wld u kia 4 madam?

Can understand 16-18 year olds being unemployed but when you see 20 year olds in trackies walking their staff smoking a joint ughhhhhhh die!

@seajaydixon I'm technically unemployed starting next Sunday, #needcash #nosickiesinuourfirstweek

@mx55matt I though you were jobless and toptwat had gone back to be golden boy haha? Ahh unlucky! I've just got up! Xx

@r_k_phogat do some work varna workless k sath jobless bhi ho jaega

Just opened a Sky Bet account and fully expect to be unemployed and homeless within 6 weeks

@NigeriaNewsdesk: [YNaija] “Nigerian leaders lack the creativity to tackle unemployment” – Gov. Fashola...How far have you gone in Lagos?

Unless I can get paid in something other than Dollars - just had a 5% pay cut on friday - thanks #Bernanke - one more person unemployed?

First day of unemployment. Am laying in bed contemplating touching myself.

@dawnsaffron @texbarb landslide victory? Only if u like 8%+ Unemployment and Fastest debt clock running

@DenimHesse I'll be round on monday. #unemployed

So now I'm unemployed until Monday...

Fried plantainRT @Mykael_Michael: @kitneekiki im feelin Generous n Jobless 2day anywe...wht Kind of Plantain wld u kia 4 madam?

Unemployment made twitter celebs!!!

@Hoeyboy001 th words of an unemployed man ay.... :-) what's on th menu for th cure? #illberightover

I'm so bored of being jobless Mom!!!!

Could do with my accumulator coming in today, the unemployed lifestyle is no fun

Hope it all workout 4 Bonnie Blevins as she searches 4 job in 2day's economy @ 55 being unemployed 4 years- will she keep sense of humor

Dah'z woh jobless guys do..@Xaviers_lore: @goldenwura :>-----> ( ???) (??? ) ( ???) (??? ) ( ???) (??? ) ( ???) (??? ) ( ???) (??? )

Redknapp relieved he didn't get the England job, yeah alright 'arry #unemployed

#WhyDOSomePeople come to twitter to spot gbaguans, jobless assholes

Never get mad at another man's success, so when people try to make sure I chop less, I say 'no be your fault', you are just jobless

There are untold millions suffering now in the USA, and this is wrong. There's switch over of jobs &

“@JenaGoldsack: @taylorwearne ask tate for a job in currys” He's quitting today haha. #unemployed #unilad

HYO SUN YOON in Sistar's concert..Tae in Maroon 5..JOBLESS shidae!!

Since I turned 16 I was unemployed for 1 week and that was this week hahah :/

@ashwinmushran Happens all the time. It's all about greed of 'kiranawalas' and not the threat of unemployment.

Fashola said Nigerian leaders lack d creativity to tackle unemployment... I second d motion..wat can we do then?

#YouWereHotUntil I realised ur unemployed and uneducated but u still think u hav #swag kwl

on my way now to manila to visit my family #jobless

I would rather prefer young Indians being employed by foreigners than being unemployed idealists instigated by opportunists

i hate work, i want to be unemployed!!!! (im so lazy, i do fuck all at work)

@emnoble1 thanks for the offer emily but I have job im african american but not unemployed most of us work for a living

Joyriding... Get off the roads in Weeley!! #unemployed #gap year t.co/436CBRgI

fuck it.. i was plannin on quittin.. now i can get unemployment cause her dumbass fired me

I have gone from earning ?1,500 a month, to unemployed and -?2000 maxed out overdraft. All in the space of 3 months.

Thank God I do “@Mike_Nkansah: Those who don't take Hausa Koko in the morning normally remain unemployed for life-George Bush”

@heatherball_ behaving myself #changedman #oldandboring #unemployed

this months there are just too many releases I want. I cannot possibly spend my translation advance on them #unemployed #books

@CultureShock2 bored jobless the heat isn't helpin #do the math#lol

@dhjmh do u realize nobody cares, Ur an unemployed queer who thinks ppl care bout what u say. SHUT THE FUCK UP

Tcheeeeewwwww.... #WhyDOSomePeople come to twitter to spot gbaguans, jobless assholes

Retail FDI will further increase gap between rich and poor similar to what is happening in USA. Will increase unemployment, crime &

@joannemalocca ere i was workin the last 2day im home, im unemployed from 2day haha emm whatever mammy hoey has in the fridge #illhavealook

#MUA is the brand for the jobless n teenagers.

convincing myself it's ok that i'm going out even though i'm unemployed with no money cause it's beth's second last weekend before africa

pollution, unemployment,resources and finally self development are the main topics in today's hectic world ..

Woke up hoping to have #OOMF serve me today but he's working.... dammit! *Was so much easier when he was home collecting unemployment* lmao!

@robmanuel A few more Tory years and it will be SCFT Sedan Chairs for London, unemployed obliged to carry rich in lieu of benefits. V eco.

Why does everyone defend the royal family when they're the exact same as every unemployed money grabbing wanker in the country

#WhyDOSomePeople come to twitter to spot gbaguans, jobless assholes

The US money supply was already ample but unemployment weak, so they are kick starting a huge employer, housing.

Haters are everywhere. What you need to know is ur fans outnumber them @realflorentm chin up.u are champion they are jobless.

@Health_Shmi Yes and timeless, very appropriate in the current climate of unemployment. Hope you are keeping as well as possible :-)

What to do..... So jobless

Pf changs tried to strip my unemployment but I took the fight to them and won!!! So a big fuck you goes out to them!!!

@Baby_Xmas.No disrespect,but u need to be eduated on Reality. Unemployment 15%(real),MidEast blowing up,Iran getting Nukes,poor leadership

finally a working man again, unemployment is over #moneyrollingin!

@_MichelleSan no! Haha, still in the unemployment line man!xx

The Youth unemployment rate in Mzanzi is quite alarming. Very saddening.

@Ay_bkini: So patience Jonathan did cosmetic surgery and they told us she had food poisoning ...jobless womanr u serious?

@hguptapolicy @Bodhisutva Not being unemployed idealists is against Indian kaalchar! Miss those employment exchange queue love stories:-)

When will governments realise there are more people than jobs. Unemployment will continue to rise they call it ‘automation’

Thank you God for advancing the skills knowledge and talents of the unemployed. Thank you God for opening the doors and windows to new jobs

#unemployed homeowner

@mehdirhasan @matt_cav_ Still working for a Labor PM. 5% unemployment. Over 3% growth. Inflation under 2%. And the weather.

Going nude doesn't mean Uя?? corrupt,jobless or spoilt it J?????u?????????????? has ???? D??????? with Uя?? state of mind after ??? girls

@S_Emdad @Mev_Ahmed no1 made it pretty, she doesn't care, ur jobless salsa -.-

While America's people go homeless, hungry and #unemployed... @BarackObama takes $5Million #Golf Vacations.

@Manupalanad lol..well if i cum bak there, i wud be rather enjoyin holiday everyday as i might stand jobless !

@ChloeMarieHeath the unemployed life. You got to go out and sell them Big Issues..

After next week I will be unemployed gutted :(

Success! I am unemployed no longer! Induction Tuesday :D

@stupidusmaximus She is so jobless. Scaling society is her only occupation.

Critic is now a title. Publicist is now title for jobless people.

I saw those protesting against d film in america, they were mostly youths, jobless youths

Want to improve your chances at getting that job you want? Get fit! #fitness #unemployed #jobinterview

Lmao hope she did 4 her English too @Ay_bkini: So patience Jonathan did cosmetic surgery and they told us she had food poisoning ...jobless

She needs me now but I can't seem to find the time, I've got a new job now on the unemployment line.

@christiemaryx @hannahtebbutt @daisyrogan I've no monayyy being jobless and all! But let me no watagwarn,going brommaz now x

I wonda who wud want to kill patience b4 whoeva wanted to was obviously jobless

As of 5:30 today I will officially be unemployed for the first time in nearly 3years :(

With 26 skuls being closed in the WC 100s of teachers nd ground staff wil be unemployed mos. Y is the WC taking 16 steps back?

JESUS cover my unemployed brothers &

@PeggyIsPrecious my day was fine. Bored at tuition just now @.@ n now, jobless

Bernanke now seems like a reverse Volcker, intentionally driving up inflation in order to drive down unemployment. Can that possibly work?

I Only Log On to FaceBook When Im REALLY JOBLESS!

@onyekanwelue: Critic is now a title. Publicist is now title for jobless people.

@itsAli22 animosity all right! Lmao. Idk, that day was Step out Sharon day HAHAHAHA. Bloody unemployed bitches lmao

People say that since I'm currently unemployed, I should use some free time to write my music. I feel like that'd be irresponsible (cont)

Am back on this jobless ting

@agaputrantara she need me now but i can't seem to find the time, i got a new job now on the unemployment line

@d0peambition marcus I think your username is a bit misleading 'cause you a jobless nigga.

GBAM@onyekanwelue: Critic is now a title. Publicist is now title for jobless people.

@nathimasuku What is a poverty line? Business might grow but unemployment also grew. How many foreign people in SA?

When darkness was around God said LET there be light.. Dear unemployed follower speak favor over your next job.LET employers hire me

@BoxNightclub to celebrate my unemployment.