News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.09.12 Part 38

Just having jokes, I'm never writing an essay again, perks of being a graduate. Minus the depression of unemployment, debt, ect ect.

But, I'm still unemployed.

@Shugah @hencole Economy = relating to the unemployed &

Dis guy is jobless

Under @BarackObama economical/jobs development plan, more US citizens make more #Money, and unemployment and US debt goes down.

Jobless tweets

@Naee_x3 yes we do hmu girly! Im always free . Im jobless ** lol

The unemployment rate for teachers is among the lowest of any profession, running at less than 1/2 the national average.

@DaveedGR Same here. Other issues, too. Particularly unemployment. The media dehumanizes people struggling to find work.

@jesse_livermore For Benranke to give unlimited credit crack tells you they think the economy remains quite weak regardless of unemployment.

@iTookMadeleine no point with this timber is there?!?! At some point I'll smash the gym and sunbeds but currently I'm unemployed!

#IfNotForTwitter @bombabili wuld av been a jobless gal

@bubblywums Mine do the same. Every time I see them I feel more single and unemployed than EVER. Unhelpful.

#ILikeWhen NFL players are raking in millions, while millions are unemployed/underdemployed

I love..........ME.....YOU.......ME...YOU nah.....ME.........I'm so jobless x_x

@HunterBessYnR my car's not a Saleen, so I don't wanna yet a kit or anything. I can't afford it anyways. #jobless

Goin to release the first single on my student loans and unemployment checks album

@EsKaiY: @kolzzie_: @kolzzie_ supsee this jobless guy ohodeh I wasn't seeing ma mentions ooh

#NowPlaying #LiqourStoreBlues Perfect song for my broke jobless ass

@FoxNewsFan @BarackObama He said 8 yrs ago unemployment would be less than 6%.

@CamilleKeon: Currently somking with some boss niggas and some pretty bitches... dem unemployed ass negrows

@sianaraex I'm going to be a graduate ** grown up, probably unemployed. You can make me pretend I'm a student forever, 2geva 4eva

@RafalcaRomney it'd be funny if Obama ran for Pres saying he'd cut deficit in half &

@Pollytics Pro growth policies and worry about inflation later seem sensible given the disinflation. jobless mix

Now we're going back to being unemployed. Mogwai sluit de laatste show van deze tour af in @013. #incu12

I actually miss the days when I was unemployed.

“@lysssaab: Officially unemployed..” ??**** well be living in our shoes.. in a box on the street

@Gaudio25 @ChrisFeery i havent moved from my bed since being unemployed

@bashir1615: @EsKaiY I know say u no get sensed both of u r jobless morons

So I wonder if the #unemployment line in #Arkansas gets longer tomorrow #terrible coaching and preparation. Something has to be done. #WPS

@BlueTrooth I'm not unemployed but i can guarantee you your libtard friends are.

Feels good to not be unemployed. Bouta be on my money grind. #Cash

@johnnywat well I don't think gist leads to gossip cos gossiping is for those that ve nuffin to do.Yea jobless pple like @bina4real

@kolzzie_: @bashir1615: @EsKaiY I know say u no get sensed both of u r jobless moronsyou mad??

Jobless Veterans Seek Help in Reno t.co/JG0yXD71

If fashion is your trade, then when you're naked, oh you must be unemployed yeah

Mary Engel of MSN Money says, ?When the underemployed and the discouraged are added to the numbers, the unemployment rate rises to 16

I wish they would fire me I would collect unemployment and find myself another Job LMAO

Goodnight twatterdom. Off to shake hands with the unemployed. Behave and turn the lights out when you all come up.

@EsKaiY: @kolzzie_: @bashir1615: @EsKaiY I know say u no get sensed both of u r jobless moronsyou mad??Jamb ques. of lyf

@jennytoomes if i knew they gave free eye tests and money off glasses i would have too full advantage when i was unemployed haha

@naella24 diz chik wat do u do 4 a livin ur jobless...that's all

@johnnywat well I guess u jobless as well cos if u nt u won't be commenting n letting it bother u did much.

I thought I was going toGo a few weeks ago. Still here, had my birthday on the 13th, still jobless and fully dead broke

These parents obviously dont want their kids to have jobs...not with these names today, no wonder unemployment was high

@beardsmithband I'm currently unemployed. Do you need a body guard for the band?

@ShaneOliverAMP .....till unemployment outlook substantially better. A bit too much of an open commitment. #Iwouldnotstatethat

I hate to wish unemployment on someone but it seems pretty obvious they should fire John l smith

@BarackProblema real unemployment is already at 24% , it's the 50% unemployment that ppl will wonder why half the country was tricked.

Last day of work tomorrow then I will be unemployed. Oh dear.

@MissHollieWard bloody right it's on eBay....only 2 weeks until I'm jobless so need all the help I can get... #18penceforabic

@bina4real: I guess u jobless as well cos if u nt u won't be commenting n letting it bother u did much.Am jst helpin the bros out.lolz

@Catballou @MittRomney --Or The State of the Union is strong. Don't look @ me like that! I don't care if unemployment's up, just trust me!

@TayloreRoth are they hiring at emilys? im unemployed and that seems like a perfect place to work :)

If so I know alot of niggas about to be at the unemployment office monday morning

Interview tomorrow morning ahhhhh nervous #pleasegivemeajob #unemployed

@MarineReconDad @therealroseanne I'm not better off. Health issue left me unemployed&

I needa go back to unemployment...!

these people better like me ...ive been unemployed for a min

Will envy destroy America? If giving rich person tax break solves unemployment and debt problem..envy must be reason for not giving it #tcot

Jobless lazy ass dude baRT @lil_msnaughty: Bruno mars can over exaggerate what he can do for love sha! =)) nigga be catching grenade nd tins

Relationship between unemployment and growth. Is one of the best themes to be teached in the course.

@AxelMerk @MittRomney weak $ risk to the markets, hurts the recovery bottom line. causes high unemployment? Lowest $ value should be 94?

My therapist says it is not unemployment itself that makes me feel depressed, but all the negative thinking related to being unemployed.

@ochocinco chad I love you as well, but damn you look like an unemployed porn star with that stash. Lol

You're jobless #BecauseOfYolo

@SusanDadamo @vroom222 Libya Egypt On a good day have 25 is 50 percent unemployment.

@HBCUBuzz If there were no HBCU's, Black Unemployment would be even higher!

@MoveOn @BarackObama Because the Bush tax cuts should work within the first 26 weeks of unemployment #VotersRising.

Merced is has largest unemployment rate in America and Fresno is #2 lmao #centralvalley

@PaulRyanVP Which is down from the 9.8% unemployment in December of 2010. Recovery is slow, but still showing improvement.

Since I'm unemployed noww ima start working out everyday ..

@BearAFC You should try being unemployed..

“@MEEchelleO: Embassies on fire everwhere Another US credit downgrade 14% black unemployment So? There's always time to golf. @BarackObama

@Gas8128: @SusanDadamo @vroom222 Libya Egypt On a good day have 25 is 50 percent unemployment. GIVE OBAMA 4 MORE YEARS AND WE'LL SEE IT

@jbolaris @johnbolaris dude dont tell me you have two accounts and your actually tweeting to yourself. and you wonder why your jobless

@keder @MelissaTweets Most O voters are voting for free stuff. Pills, insurance, unemployment. 43% are getting some kind of government help.

@SpectorsHockey I have less time on my hands than I did in 2003-04... being unemployed helped my writing!

@Gas8128 @vroom222 25-50% unemployment - Holy Wow! That's why they get to protest 24/7.

If I wasn't the way that I am, my therapist, psychiatrist, and pharmacist would all be unemployed.

I told the I was unemployed and lived from couch to couch and they gave me $200 a month . **

@JeffHammondUSM That entire coaching staff should be unemployed in the morning

Young. Educated. Unemployed.

Got my mobile phone bill cut to half the price! Hah perks of being jobless!! **** 1/2

Being homeless an unemployed would suck tho. Good thing I make better decisions than that

There's been a war going on in America for the past 100 years... What about the unemployed? The homeless? The poor?

side chicks giving relationship advice . . . pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty . . . unemployed men talking about success . . -___-

@benitawheeler @robertchatton Preezy complete this thought?: If we pass stimulus package, unemployment won't go about 8%. Incomplete. #War

OH! AND HAVE FUN BEING JOBLESS.

200+ jobs applications in the past year and still jobless, I know I shouldn't take it personally but I do, it's mind fucking me so much!

So long BlueNotes! Was a good month, and hopefully I'll see you in November! #Unemployed #SeasonalWork

I'm unemployed

@BStang111 Haha well I guess not gonna fun not gonna like living off of unemployment lol its like half of what I make now

If you haven't had a blow job in two years can you collect unemployment? (asking for a friend)

but integrity always sniffs them out. Hope there is room in the unemployment line!

@pistolvania18 I see ur always bitching about work. Try sitting home for 13 months unemployed. Be #Grateful bro

QC unemployment rate gon raise haha! #NHL

.@raulita With Progressives in Charge we get 6 trillion dollars in new debt, real unemployment at 12% New Job Killing Regulation and agencys

@daspecial_1 as I go to games and am unemployed can't afford 2 subscribe - ud better tell me wot he says

This NITStan brought to you by Internet: turning fat suburban unemployed she-slobs into slim sophisticated urbanites since 1993 #newyorkny