News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 15.09.12 Part 11

@Dr.Koh #vision2030 on solving #Kenya's unemployment problems: 3 WorldClass #SEZs we have natural great bodies of water to execute this

@Dr.Koh, #vision2030 #Kenya's unemployment problems: 3 WorldClass #SEZs that will create 15m jobs by 2030 #CountryCompetitiveness

@Dr.Koh #vision2030 on solving #Kenya's unemployment problems: 3 WorldClass #SEZs: #Mombasa #Lamu #Kisumu

Gallup every week puts out their own unemployment data which is not the one on defense.

Hunger is not the worst feature of unemployment

Also, the humility and wisdom that came with those months of unemployment are priceless. I learned so much about people and about myself. :)

#ObamaSweatshirtSlogans Don't worry, enough PPL will give up on getting a job and we'll be down to 6% unemployment B4 U know it! #tcot #gop

One thing the Social Democratats and Radicals can always agree on in Denmark: when in doubt, kick the poor and unemployed.

Discouraged Workers in USA (Discouraged = wants a job, not searching anymore = not recorded as an unemployed) t.co/nSBnseBN

@rderekp My current depression is a result of unemployment gone on too long. :(

If cutting benefits for the poor and unemployed incentivises them, than cutting the pay of CEOs buy 80% should lead to huge productivity

Can I file for unemployment if I get released from the company? Not that I would enjoy being on unemployment. I'm not lazy.

Pros of unemployment: unlimited access to internet 24/7, no patients &

Shit I'll collect unemployment &

#Fed had never mentioned unemployment in a press conference before 2008 #US

@markgmckinley I hope you get something good soon :) yeah I've applied for loads and so far got nowhere! I prefer housewife to unemployed :)

In a couple of hours i will be officially unemployed #poor

@balajiworld so Walmart is coming for charity in India..read wherever they went created unemployment..they will suck profit out of india

@JonathanHaynes I love the contrast! The call centre worker happy as not unemployed vs the businesswoman whose lifestyle must be maintained

@Nadinewitty i ehink that it keeps unemployment rate low, cos it is a service that anyone can do!!! u know!!

@CarlRoney castle vale. The land of the free. Free loading jobless cunts

its saturday mornings where i get to just lie and do fuck all, that i am happy to be unemployed

@teiteiforever They should implement it here unemployment is terrible here!

Pretty happy to be unemployed. Work in this state of mind would drive me over the edge of suicide

Happy to feel snitched by a thelewalla, store than to see 'em with less/no biz and becoming jobless with families to feed.No to #FDIInRetail

Lost my job. That means ima lose my car if I don't get unemployment.

“No one will ever blame you for trying 2 get it right.” but just try doing it d other way round then u see jobless ppl hating on u..how sad

@JorgeArreola where r these jobs created? Hidden promised 500k jobs a month. If that happened, how is unemployment STILL over 8%? 43

@BigBreakLegacy you know my views on this one. pinning hope on unemployed graduates starting bizs gives me insomia. serious.

#UKnowUAreUselessIf u are 15-30yrs old. Unemployed, living with ur parents yet ur parents take their cars to the car wash.

This certainly isn't the best of times. #Employed_Jobless

@Akaash111 This is like saying a developing country like India shld not have computerisation bcoz of the unemployment it will cause.

@iamsrk any ideas how to spend time,i am a jobless engineer

DID YOU KNOW that since president Obama got elected into office the black unemployment rate increased?

Happy 'Jobless Person' Day #HappyEngineersDay

Unemployed and Hung over

@CHRISDJMOYLES does this mean you're officially one of the 2.5m unemployed now, my grass needs cutting ???

@pshikotraphoto well I'm out of the co-op but technically unemployed at the moment :/,had an interview yesterday:)

countries started their own port and need not depend on Singapore. high rate of unemployment due to high population growth in postwar sg.

homeless, jobless and moneyless in a foreign country..this will be interesting

@Manally I thought you were unemployed! Haha

@DannyBlahBlah You haven't heard of the phenomenon of 'youth unemployment', have you? (@MrStuCampbell)

So jobless. Can't wait for tonights matches !

Understanding the game - it’s about moving Luka Modric from the left wing to central midfield - says, currently unemployed, Arry Redknapp.

god im bored, being unemployed is shit

Great news that there'll be a classic mode in the new Football Manager.My unemployment will be worthwhile as I lead a Fiorentina revolution.

Ur rate of tweeting is directly proportional to how jobless you are... Cc @teewhizzle @heem_tosh @Benadeadu @soginy

@qj1913 - Jobless 2° to ill-judged FB postings: If all your best thinking comes from your peers, there may be an experience/ judgement issue

@breakyattifs Yey! Well I'm only home for 18 days then I'm going to India for 3 weeks but then after that I'm an unemployed bum! Haha! X

Blacks are abandoning Obama now that the racial gap has widened and Black unemployment is over 20%.

Society faces short run tradeoff between inflation and unemployment.

Obama mocks tax cuts and prefers 8%unemployment and broken gov.

Collecting Unemployment Checks, On Section 8, And Buying Single Cigarettes...#ButUGotThatiPhone5Tho

@daesunqs Mina Kwon is forever jobless.

Quit skOol while u cAn geeeeHhhh cus evn iff ul end up unemployed

@7373tinkerbell @vahlamorgulis man what time do they make unemployed people get up now a days

@CHRISDJMOYLES as you're unemployed I believe you have to watch Jeremy Kyle then go to Greggs!

@AubreyODay Obama said that with his stimulus spending of over 800 billion dollars, unemployment would not rise above 8 percent. FAIL

Salafis use protests to lure more pple into their boat. I'm afraid they will succeed. Unemployment, educational deficits = fertile ground.

I feel sorry for those girls actually I bet they are jobless and living off of the government poor souls **

A friend : Mai e7sask a w enty unemployed ? Me : teezi berdet :)

Thank GOD For Letting Me Wake Up At 9. If I Woke Up At 10, I Would Be Jobless. Mum Has To Drive Me To Work

#unemployed

If Obama is re-elected we can mirror Spain's Unemployment rate #tcot #dnc2012 #liberals #nobama #teaparty #resist44 #obamaeconomy #war

I hope every other West Ham has a grin on their face when hearing the news that Thomas Hitzlsperger is currently unemployed. #greedy

@Mrs_Aproko see if you're jobless @ least go and die!!!! ( ._.)

@gregkihn Feelin for you Greg. So sorry to hear you have joined the unemployed. I am one, too :-( Longevity does not mean squat in 2012.

@agent_murtaza after getting rejected, my dialog: Either you die recruited, or you live long enough to see yourself become unemployed.

@CHRISDJMOYLES I guess there's no need to follow u anymore then. Ur just an unemployed bloke now

@CzarArchie @opeoluleye Opeyemi is bitter and blunt dis days. Always sayin people are lazy, drunks, jobless This his OAP tin is gettin 2 him

There's 6 types of unemployment. #Economics

@KateNewman_ i would of stayed with you but Im poor and jobless!xxx

Just jobless dis morning......I can c

The unemployment stats are distorted. They are privatizing the #NHS &

@ParthVyas07 after getting rejected, my dialog: Either you die recruited, or you live long enough to see yourself become unemployed.

@isra_a22

This niggas sed dame dash..... WTF DOES HE DOOO!!!!! If he was so good at wat he does WHY THE FUCK IS HE UNEMPLOYED!!!!

@EmilyxRose92 and the others would awkwardly stand there like ... yeah and we're jobless now :| :| :|

@irocish haha i know i just couldnt justify the extra money… i got the a40's for 200. i mean i am unemployed and all

@BizNasty2point0 the day Bettman wakes up unemployed.... Crap... That was a dream!

@ ParthVyas92 after getting rejected, my dialog: Either you die recruited, or you live long enough to see yourself become unemployed.

@aswadtjpg @littlemaxxie and everyone that finished it, ended up jobless. That I've seen, so...

@tphilipf thats one sided aint it what about the 400 thousand unemployed and stagnant economy.i have skilled labour still took 5 years

#juju ke stele he's fighting 4 what he believes in economic freedom cos unemployment e baya @Yfm

@opeoluleye @czararchie sorry, i meant Jobless in my last tweet, but u get me

Soo I woke up and remembered I'm officially unemployed wohooo!! I guess I could start looking for a new job as of Monday #TimeOff

@LegitByNature how? He's a wife beater who is unemployed, how is that winning? Once a woman beater always a woman beater, they never change

Not content with high youth unemployment, the mess of A level gradings this Govmt has also set limits on University admissions. Total messup

Constantly checking my online friends for our PRSP survey. We need employed and unemployed (21-59 years old) respondents!

Job creation group feedback #USEmbIndaba there is an unemployment crisis in this country

#WhyShouldU think that most manu fans are not jobless

@zelo_street Thks for exposing this.Rotten lies about our wonderful Derbyshire Unemployed Workers Centre. We wear the t-shirts with pride!

62k students not going to HE = huge downward pressure in labor market for those with fewer quals. #youth #unemployment difficult times ahead

@Footamb: You inflate the prices of things in your shop/office, you are a YAHOOBOYjobless moorfucka

Some y'all girls need to put sloppy head giver in y'all resumes. I bet the unemployment rate would drop then. Tell Obama to get on that.

24.9 % of SA are unemployed and actively looking for jobs, 32.2% are unemployed some not looking for jobs #USEmbIndaba

Unemployed Net (@UnemployedNet) ..many thanks for the follow, hope you enjoy the tweets. Do say Hi sometime soon.... David.

Off to work I go *yawns* unemployment ftw **

Let me go earn a living before Abati say I am unemployed. As if it is a crime to be unemployed.

Poverty, unemployment is the biggest threat,SA society. Economic policies should aspire those who make a living!Bishop Hess@702JohnRobbie