News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 13.09.12 Part 39

@justinwolfers @LOLGOP refinance your house. Great. So long as you are employed. Not unemployed. Not self-employed. Otherwise, forget it.

Mate how can u put on ur Facebook works at: unemployed looking for work

Go to the bestfriends house to get some lunch, yeap hes living the unemployed life sitting on the couch playing COD! Lol.

Commercials today say a lot about our f'up society

@MarleeMatlin YES to genetics. My life wouldn't have been wasted- my anxiety disorder? Never happened, my 30s not wasted to unemployment.

Austerity means unemployment for all !

Unemployment rate in our county is supposedly below the magic % (8%???). So why are there 100-1,000 applicants for each job opening???

Egypt. Libya. 8%, 23mil unemployed. $16T debt. Tool. MT @BenLaBolt: 54 days til ElectionDay&

Our government has allocated $1.6 billion in aid for Egypt this year. How many do we have on unemployment? Seriously. Show me the money!

You’re 35, unemployed and you live in your mom's house still? Fighting ur siblings over head of fish.. Is ds a life bro??

All I did today was repot some tomato seedlings and listen to a super boring podcast, so my chronic unemployment is in extra sharp focus now

I mean I guess if you like 8 percent unemployment 4$ gallon gas and 6 trillion dollar debt just from Obama in 4 years, then okaaay

150million unemployed/welfarers/food stampers

People on unemployment and fixed income without food stamps really need to stock up for this winter in food.It will get bad

@reasonpolicy QE lowers unemployment and boosts growth. It helps everyone, not just the rich.

Can't explain how much I love not going to school anymore. Although I'm starting to feel unemployed rather than on summer holidays

Ur sub? Oh well@FunFreeak: You’re 35, unemployed and you live in your mom's house still? Fighting ur siblings over head of fish.. Is ds a

YEAH these last few days in work have helped me get over my fear of unemployment!

@HahaNOWFUCKOFF oh it's what I tweeted and his now unemployed intern allowed to scroll across CNN during his interview hour.

Jobless bastard!!..

Buh am jus 27 nah @omopholar: Ur sub? Oh wellFunFreeak: You’re 35, unemployed and you live in your mom's house still? Fighting ur siblings

Makes me laugh seeing unemployed mongs updating their Facebook every 5 minutes cooking breakfast hehe having a bath going shops zzzzz

@YaniMarvelous collecting unemployment

Not having a day off for three weeks straight makes up for all those Netflix marathons I enjoyed whilst unemployed. #karma

Wait, how are all these unemployed people gettin money to fly back to GSO to turn up for #GHOE? I need answers

@DrPhil how do I calm my anxieties over being an unemployed new single mother? I feel like im losing it the stress just keeps building.

Lmao! @FunFreeak: You’re 35, unemployed and you live in your mom's house still? Fighting ur siblings over head of fish.. Is ds a life bro??

@Imnotarsed how's the jobless scumbag doing?

@ChrisDJMoyles 11 hours until you're one of many 16 to 24 yr olds unemployed! Good luck Chris

@ingodwemustrus Yea i know your right. ill just have to get by on unemployment until i find it :-)

@BarackObama @BensonHenderson who cares. Fact- US is 6 trillion more in debt because of him and his admin. 4 yrs= less job + more unemployed

NHL Lockout. Players, Owners and the League have all been mentioned... But is anyone thinking about the refs!? #jobless

Obama's Foreign &

@lauraramagex nope I'm now unemployed as of yesterday!! :( xxxxxx

The unemployment percentage only considers those looking for jobs, not the huge sum who gave up trying after countless failures

I predict QE3 will cause HIGHER unemployment, higher prices, and more misery for the American people. #AudittheFed #tcot #p2

O_o@FunFreeak: Buh am jus 27 nah @omopholar: Ur sub? Oh wellFunFreeak: You’re 35, unemployed and you live in your mom's house still? Fight

@nataliebell nooooope!, i now am an unemployed bum, if i dont try now i never will!!

@Stoththesloth at least you have a pay day #jobless

In a desperate move to keep his job and to get Obama reelected, Ben Bernanke decides to print more money to help lower unemployment. #TCOT

I find any professional sport lock out really selfish. There are millions in America unemployed and all millionaires are worried about is $$

Sorry to disappoint you, you stupid, jobless cunt.

Jobless man t.co/DRHfueCD

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed

@R0ckmount @yvonneburford @oldfarmhorace @sherbs1 I think the biggest danger to being unemployed is the longer it goes, the harder it is to

Damn me and Niah jobless :/ Why tf they keep slayin us bruh ? -__________-

It's raining unemployed netizens. [myself included]

The joys of being an unemployed graduate :/ *sigh*

@FOREVERiSMiLE__ &

@Jancrawford Pathetic coach of synchronized reporting. In a fair world, you would be unemployed.

@NickHanauer Unemployment is over 8%, deficit is over 1 trillion for the year, again, Al Quada flag is flying over our embassy. Well done!

Jobless, that's me..

My last shift is over. Massive thanks and goodbye to @motherhubbarduk. Ah, unemployment.

In a few years, part of a student's tuition cost will directly fund outsourced essays written by thousands of unemployed humanities prof's.

@Tamjid_Alam @thatbrowndude be grateful. theres millions jobless mate. work hard while youre young.

@ahmaddgreat @deleneye @ogundamisi @rosanwo see who is talking about home training? You are just jobless bro, get busy or join ur brodas

@imalexandstuff your a piece of shit. I'll tell you whats changed unemployment went up bout another 20%

I just realized that graduating from college means being unemployed. G.

The unemployment rate is 8.1% that's insane...

@AmbitionVision_ Unemployed n still getting paid!! LOL!

@AP Rembr, Pelosi said welfare, unemployment, food stamps creat more money and are good

@osieb22 ...It'll be okay for a while. I can draw unemployment. They aren't going to fight it. Maybe my back and legs will get better.

does that go with the fact you all have jobs when really your unemployed?

@Leanne_Palmer well, I picked the perfect season to be an unemployed student, been to 30+ games this year!! Get ur butt up here!

I'm in lobby. Sobering to hear new clients share why they are here - Most have been laid off or lost unemployment benefits recently #blogmob

@LilyyKhanX waaaah, we may as well be unemployed

Obama Stimulus promised a 5.3% unemployment rate by August 2012.

@Faye_Wonderland haha no! Someone has to give all the midgets a job after the Paralympics, think of the unemployment figures

Thanks! Struggle w/20 yrs of anxiety disorder causing 10 yrs unemployment

@TheWhiteBigSean He has been there before though and successful but Girardi cant hit the unemployment line fast enough for me #SickOfHim

@Puffles2010 @LSEpoliticsblog and should be encouraged. If there was meaningful welfare reform, where the unemployed wanting to start up>

Fuckin jobless tonight!

QE3 is for money prophets. Not for unemployed people. Bernanke welcomes high inflation to serve baroons. Nothing else

Approx 25,792,000 Unemployed And Underemployed , gas average $3.87/gallon, approx 47M people on food stamps. Dow Jones 13,539.86??? hmmmm

Why will unemployed/bored people Occupy Wall Street but won't take the time to Occupy the Libyan/Egyptian Consulates?

@ariannahuff ...yes and if you are unemployed in Maryland, you have to have $2,500 in medical DEBT before you qualify for health care!!!

@OnlyNik_Nik lmfao! Your gonna be unemployed!

High unemployment figures trigger calls for QE4. Headline for spring 2013?

Dale Maily: So Mr Hippie, how long have you been unemployed? Hippie: Hahaha i'm smoking weed, dance with me! Dale Maily: I hate you

Neighbourhood Watched On BBC1 literally just highlights the unemployed and desperate people that we have in our country. #NoMorales

Hate being #jobless!

Guys, I'm unemployed... If anyone knows of anyplace hiring HMU.

I'm going out on a limb and saying about 2-3% of the 8% that's unemployed are just lazy. The other 5-6% are really trying to work.

MORE THAT 12 MILLION PEOPLE OUT OF WORK &

people say 8% unemployment rate. I say 92% of people are working hard and didn't settle

@utoXaiden im 18, unemployed, drink and smoke far too much, love to dance and sing. Im single too. Still stay with the rentals. You? Xx

Unemployment becomes her t.co/pwzBXT52

If your unemployed go to American Airlines Arena on Monday 9/17 for a job fair 3pm-7pm, and Wednesday 9/19 11a.m-4p.m.

@HuffPostLive Springfield, Mo. has among the lowest unemployment rate in the country. Our community works together very well.

The way you say my name, makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed..

There comes a point where you realize you can't spend every dime you dont have on clothes. Its maturity, especially when you are unemployed.

Officially unemployed. **

If it stokes inflation, you. If not, and it does cut unemployment, Fed smart. @DrToshaMeredith And who's gonna pay that bill?

After unemployment, goes back to the old income.

this line to get to the hwy is seriously longer than the unemployment line.

@heytheredude hahaha yeeeaaahh. That was worst part of unemployment. So much time to travel, no time to do it.

@RaderaM u probably just need a later from unemployment showing that u was denied or wateva so they can go I. With the process

You don't give a fuck about school? Well I don't give a fuck when you're jobless and trashy. #suckstosuck ****

@Han93Ox I'm 23 and self-unemployed. Live in an ace flat :] I play in my band and I play acoustic stuff. Don't drink much but smoke lots x

@pljusa so many of those countries have such high unemployment. nothing to offer