News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 13.09.12 Part 25

Getting my ass kicked in the 10th best engineering program in the nation just so I can be unemployed in 3 years. Yup..

@crampell: Fed expects 7.6 to 7.9% unemployment next year take that economy critics

I love how my brother has a job and his own house but asks his unemployed brother for money.

@JohnKicklighter Benny : fuck all you ink stained wretches . You'll get no precise unemployment number from me . Go suck an egg .

ii Could Assure You One Thing If My Boss Use To Be Here While ii Here ii Would Be Unemployed Todayyy - Terminated For NonStop Squawkingggg

@Goleudy I'm officially unemployed tomorrow

happy bday ch#@ye :D party hard enjoy god bless :) @Jobless_Enginer

@KC_EDM Fed correctly decided that the danger of high unemployment to economic stability merits action

@rortybomb last thing he wants is to a) fail to hit it b) hit it and have unemployment still be 8%

@zullicious sure thing, as long as its on u, the jobless me will say yes to almost everything :p

What's the evidence quantitative easing brings down unemployment? “@redneckviews: @JohnG405 unemployed people???”

@theArcher77 You honestly think #Republicans will listen? We need to VOTE THEM OUT and make them UNEMPLOYED! #GOPLies #VoteOutGOP

@ZachereyR You just signed an INSANE deal. Stop bitching about the CBA, look at the unemployment rate and take your pay cut. Dick.

Will someone please ask #Bernanke about the obvious secular changes keeping unemployment high #Technology #UnemploymentBenefits

Everyone knew from day 1 in 2008-09 that the unemployment rate would be the last thing to recover. Jeez ppl!

Being jobless has its perks but I need a job lol ill get one soon (:

Didn't think it was possible to chill this much. Damn I feel so unemployed

lose your job and your car insurance will go up, insurance costs more if your unemployed

“@WillyFerrell: If I actually spoke my mind, I'd be in deep trouble.”-for real...id be jobless and alone

If the Fed doesn't expect the unemployment r to come down to 7% until 2015, that means the Fed has committed to buying $1.44T worth of MBSs

The rest of the stuff regarding lowering unemployment is pure jargon

@FarFrom_A_Saint lol dude why did u see it. jobless stalker

“@maxkeiser: To reduce overall unemployment in America - increase banker unemployment.” Good one Max

@felixsalmon Agreed. It was nice to see Ben explicitly cite the labor participation rate &

#DescribeRomneyInOneWord unemployed

Make sure yall register to VOTE, because if Romney wins a lot of people will be jobless and out of college.

jobless, since ages.....fuck it, new start, get back on the grind

@zerohedge he's joining the unemployment lines

@pdacosta It was nice to see Ben explicitly cite the labor participation rate and thereby the weak drop in the unemployment rate.

Everyone shouts over money struggles &

So apparently Obama is magical. He can lower unemployment and heal all wounds in the Middle East #ConservativeLogic

@AmyLeighP I feel like the girl who is unemployed should've lied too

@CVecchioFX he'll join the unemployment lines

New unemployment claims disappoint AGAIN. Is it really still a disappointment when they miss every month? #tcot #tlot #ocra

@maxkeiser: To reduce overall unemployment in America - increase banker unemployment. and Europe too.

@BarackObama Your doors of opportunity lead to brick walls of unemployment. #89000000 people out of work under your watch. You're to blame

2hrs and 15 minutes until I'm unemployed and frickin excited!

@Jobless_Enginer happy happy birthday bhai :D hope you get a job ASAP. have fun. bless you. :D

@Jobless_Enginer Be Blessed Himanshu! Lot of things have changed for you. . Sail it all with smile and let happiness surround you forever.

“@EmanuelDerman: QE3:Unemployment : : Scratching ear: ass itches” #QE3

I've noticed that as the unemployment rate goes down, rush hour has been getting worse. Thanks a lot, Obama.

If technological adroitness were a requirement in today's corp environment, 50+ye old white males would have the highest unemployment rate

@Emma_Lynn2 its wonderful! Still jobless but that's making life much more fun :)

I love a happy work environment. If you're bitter, stay your ass home or be bitter at the unemployment line!

I don't officially become a student until 12pm tomorrow, so technically I'm unemployed.

I've been jobless for almost 4 weeks now and its great but I've got maybe 3 days left til I'm homeless and foodless

Did you know in June 2012, 13.7% of new unemployment claimants were older than 65. #jobs

@petehoekstra What will (and does) hurt the middle class is unemployment, which is the whole purpose of doing QE3.

Bernanke: #Fed wants “sustained” decline in unemployment rate without identifying a specific number

@unfederaling Add higher prices, inflation, unemployment, no growth, regulation, and attacks on embassies, what year is it? 1980.

@ezraklein Actually, we have a tool strong enough to fix the unemployment problem. It's called an election!

#Bernanke: don't want to see wiggles but sustained growth in employment. Want more jobs, stronger economy, lower unemployment rate.

Berkley releases new campaign ad on unemployment – Las Vegas Sun

@seankjensen @SpiceAdams He's on unemployment #givehimabreakdoe

#fed: unemployment will fall to 7% by 2014.forgot to mention gas will be $10 per gal and bread $60 #inflation #economy

@beinglatino @HectorLuisAlamo even though i don't like Obama its not his fault about the unemployment&

@premiumtimesng correction please it is 4 in evry 5 Nigerian youths are unemployed.

US has okayed QE3. 0% finance available till 2015. But their jobless data seems hemorhagging.

#Unemployment rate excludes those who give up on finding jobs. #Inflation rate excludes gas and food. Both are frauds to protect politicians

@BarackObama Doors of opportunity thats what we call rhe doors at the unemployment office now? Good one Pres.

@PhoebePhanatic Meh, I prefer honesty. Sometimes it's okay to be unemployed.

@TheRaviKeshri its like my identity now... @iYatinGupta

@willcain @DKThomp What is UP with that? ANY FOOL could solve the unemployment problem over TEA. wait. Not tea. DAMN they ruined mah fave dr

@Masakali_ Thanks... :-)

side chicks giving relationship advice,pregnant lesbians tweeting about loyalty,unemployed men talking about success...smh

Will the #Fed actually pump $40bn / month in the US Econ until unemployment drops substantially (i.e. indefinite QE)? #novelcentralbanking

Bernanke is looking for “sustained” decline in unemployment rate...aka this month-to-month QE is likely to go on for a long time. $GLD $SLV

What they're doing is basically the Evans approach minus explicit numerical targets for unemployment/inflation that trigger tightening.

@modernemeid Feel bad to say it but as I'm unemployed the new stores have helped me, I couldn't afford to shop at that butcher :s

@Wheelerj28 how were your 7 hours of unemployment? Keepin it the Peg #GoodToHear

6. Can any #Democrat actually tell you about issues like the unemployment quotient they are using to determine exactly how many unemployed?

So 1 of my clients asked me if he could take me 2 lunch I'm looking like um aren't u UNEMPLOYED HENCE WHY UR HERE BUDDY collect unemployment

@GoraKhargosh thanks

Yes, I've been unemployed (multiple times, actually) &

@HEELZiggler yeah tax returns! bush! typical brain dead liberal, 11% unemployment, 16 trill deficit, middle east burning, obama parties

@ogrro11 same here but i hotta go to the unemployment place, lets go?

1/5 of the typical families have an unemployed or not seeking work member in other family. Less income=pay less income tax. @MarkReardonKMOX

That's an understatement@PremiumTimesng: Two in five Nigerian youth are unemployed-UN http:/

i might be jobless broke dnt have a car but idk i still feel fckn happy luving every second of mi vida <

@GulaabiAakhein thank u Naina

@JamesGRickards correct. They are non political. ???? Except when they have a political cause. Like unemployment on 7% in 2014!!! Strange.

@maxkeiser: To reduce overall unemployment in America - increase banker unemployment. Very good point.

#IfEngineersMadeMovies Gangs of Engineer ... sitting idle at home jobless

Is now unemployed for a few months #lazytimes #loveit #bjamas #studentloan

Question: if unemployment was not a target for the fed, but only to keep prices stable, would we be seeing QE3 right now? #QE3

Unemployment. PROBLEM? INFRASTRUCTURE. WE ARE FALLING APART (yours truly excepted of course). That floods $$$ and the recips continue flo

If you judge the economy using only GDP and unemployment, deficit spending on the military helps both without actually helping anything

@Singhlicious thanks veere... actually i Got a Job but dnt ask where...

@Ari_Shapiro I know math is hard for you... More unemployed, more in poverty=wealth gap #tcot

U cn gve em ya whole damn unemployment check if u wnt 2, ion gve a fuck!

Embarking on a Star Wars marathon. Mmm. Phantom Menace come at is!! #Unemployed

I am quite happy with Bernanke's long-anticipated move. We can use a bit cheaper dollar (and hopefully less unemployment). #QE3

Bernanke: when the unemployment rate falls because the labor force shrinks, that's not necessarily a sign of improvement.

$48 for a full tank of gas....now i'm basically broke. #jobless #fml #gasprices #college

@hr8lessHunk Thanks a lot...

@AmyLeighP as someone without a job, I agree. But usually people without jobs find a way to spin it so they don't have to say unemployed.

@FATCHIEF82 seriously? Are you saying unemployment isn't a valid issue that could impact the stats @BarackObama tweeted?

I feel bad for unemployed people.

@friendli_ghost thanks...

“@_xLoyalty I can't be jobless..”