News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 13.09.12 Part 34

@clareeley no? Where you heard that? I'm kind of jobless atm.

Today, I started singing to my boss and he fired me. I am now unemployed.

that awkward moment when the unemployed says 'TGIF'. zzzz!!

alarm set for 5:00, sometimes i wish i was unemployed :(

a good portion of people on welfare/unemployment could probably go out and get a job, they are just too lazy to get off their ass..

Dead.He said 'give me unemployment ' wtf? :((((

@sarahljaffe @richardtrumka The graph makes no sense. Y axis is labeled as both unemployment rate &

Whether it be youth unemployment, GCSE meddling or unaffordable uni fees, #Coalition is failing future generations - plural

by the rising cost of living, by unemployment, &

@KorenDavies @moejamaldin hahahahhaha #workingproblems I love being unemployed

Strong air of unemployment on #theaudience

Christine Quinn worries about soda but not 10%!unemployment. Get your head out of Bloomberg's ass.

i dont understand how u can serve this country in the Army, Navy, ect. and when ur time is up you end up jobless, wtf is that American! !

When Mitch complains about me not having a job <

@seanhannity the one thing I have not heard about is what do you think going to happen to unemployment rate with sequestration.

Upset ill prolly b unemployed after tomorrow smfh

@fuggirls Uggs are what bogans wear to pick up their unemployment cheque. #neverchic

U're 30 yrs old,unemployed and u live in ur parents house still fighting ur siblings over head of fish...Is dat life

What is really pathetic is folks who collect unemployment benefits also have to pay taxes while @MittRomney finds loopholes to avoid taxes.

@kr3at Well, hell no they don't. Not that I like Romney, but I have no doubt he'll end their welfare unemployment checks.

sometimes i just think how am i unemployed when they've got a job when i look at some people, notably wayne bridge

If fashion is your trade, then why are you naked? I guess you must be unemployed

@kevinmoulton10 @jpstrak we live the life #unemployed

Tired of being jobless. Smh

Is Marc actually just unemployed &

QE is Iopen-ended too, so the commitment is for as long as it takes to rein in unemployment. @CNBC #Stocks #Market #QE3

@GoodDealNY @nycmayorsoffice @deannatweeting nothing about 10% unemployment or a living wage

I'm filing for unemployment “@AJsPlays: I don't know what I'll do if there's no NHL, I don't think I can bring myself to watch the NBA”

@TommyStatham so you're currently jobless ?

This nigga is not unemployed no more!!!

@NancyPelosi Congresswoman how does unemployment checks help the economy? Why did we pass a health bill, that no one read?

Well now i know why i havent got my 7 paychecks from unemployment. #bullshit

Are you affected by youth unemployment #GotAReply @PodiumMe #whatdoyouwanttotalkabout

@jesticlesss God knows I would've chosen the carless, jobless sixteen year old over him. But whatevaaa. (:

Bheki is...unemployed lmao ahhhh this one doesn't get old

bak to shaken tables? No okay @SwishaSw33t_3sh: Upset ill prolly b unemployed after tomorrow smfh

Bernanke's comments in a nutshell: To TRY and help the unemployed, I'm keeping those of you who saved from having your investments grow.

@alephblog I'll take the under on GDP and over on unemployment and inflation

@s_dney I miss you too sweetie, and that's my job lol because I'm currently unemployed.

@mrscorie you obviously haven't seen the unemployment figures that just came out. Your boy is failing miserably. But

Feels like I'm unemployed :/

#ThingsPeopleSayAfterABreakup fuck you nigga, you aint shit, get outta here with yo' broke ass, jobless ass, pussy ass nigga.

Yoh! Mbeki is unemployed @Trevornoah Crazy Normal

Night clubs are lucky there are so many jobless bums out there otherwise they would get no business mid-week

Anytime anyone cites unemployment stats, remind yourself what great fraud it has taken just to call current unemployment 8%.

I'm unemployed o_o

Jobless people get on my feckin tits! Honestly can't be doing with it

What If power ranking was based on the intent of your heart???? Whoa boy a lot of people would be unemployed who live for power

@CallofMcClellan 2008 8M lost work. No new bankers tax &

Need updates on: closing Gitmo, Arab spring, national debt, chevy volt, solyndra, the unemployment rate and hope &

Nigeria’s unemployment rate has increased in the last two years under Mr. Jonathan’s watch, from 21.1% in 2010 to 23.9% currently: report.

Who let these unemployment hoes in the VIP??********

#describeromneyinoneword #unemployed

@jimnahmbaru @olivermathenge for me I prefer an individual to a party but some unemployed youth who are brainwashed will vote a party

@ariannahuff As one who endured 3yrs of unemployment with no healthcare, this is not surprising to me.

@aussiebarr3ll I believe the real inflation rate is higher, like real unemployed/underemployed rate is much higher

Finally not jobless :)

Chilling on the couch all day like I'm unemployed.

No longer jobless ** #celebrating my last week of freedom!!

@gms1969 Check out the U-6 rate, which is unemployed, marginally attached, and part-time workers (hence underemployed). It was 14.7 in Aug.

3.99 for gas and I'm jobless... Looks like I won't be driving anywhere.

@sigs8 Do they not have unemployed cheaper subs?

@__JadieLadie the company has no money they stopped all work and have no money to pay the employees they just told me to file unemployment

@adammcgill94 i dont work overtime to pay for a jobless bum.. Except samantha of course :P hahah x

Hope he enjoys unemployment. @TonyGrossi: Pat Shurmur has to learn how to protect a 4th quarter lead. He's 1-5 now in those situations.

@phor_dingo @ravidwolf Good reason not to, especially since if your other job is legal-binding, that nulls unemployment.

Don't tell me about unemployment, I come from a tiny fishing village in derbyshire...

@crash_account 15% refers to potential $spx YoY gains (not probable real unemployment %) @ $40b/mo

@dickmorristweet because #Dems use unemployed welfare recipients while #Repubs have jobs and are working

@CHRISDJMOYLES cant believe it, you have made my mornings through secondary school, college and unemployment #ThankYouChris

Don't talk to me about unemployment, I come from a tiny fishing village in Derbyshire!

Ron Paul what frustrates Bernanke and I can see it is that hes not helping growth or unemployment.

Don't talk to me about unemployment, I come from a small fishing village in Derbyshire #miltonjones

3 million unemployed outside London is ok so long as the City booms.

Fed launches new bond-buying program- Labor Dept. reports jump in jobless claims

Is it really that fucking hard to drag your ass to california and get married? You don't know shit bout unemployment debt, and taxes.

Usually not a fan of jackets but think I may have fallen in love with one in topshop, what a shame I am poor and unemployed **

@AdsWest: Night clubs are lucky there are so many jobless bums out there otherwise they would get no business mid-week

With all this craziness you certainly won't hear the media report that jobless claims went up this week. We have to be our own news source.

@franlop12 dude u will feel much better if u get off the unemployment line and go back to work ull waste less time on twitter

Don't talk to me about unemployment. I come from a tiny fishing village in Derbyshire.

@ManAhMean @johnfugelsang @subvertica Obama's spending growth rate <

Pretty proud of my girlfriend for gettin a job today @amberpadams ...me on the other hand..#unemployed haha

Lmao, true tho @LarsShinyemba: #BelieveItOrNot if her bio says, 'Model,' she's most likely unemployed...

Everyone has a job and then there's me. Yep ,,forever jobless

@LeoMuckley I left the place! I'm jobless :( haha britney is hilarious on it! The city life misses youu! :p

hoping the troicre aren't watching #sixinthecity. Unemployed and out partying every weekend with Tammy who abandons her kids at the w/end..

Yyeppp @lucky7_lucky7: bak to shaken tables? No okay @SwishaSw33t_3sh: Upset ill prolly b unemployed after tomorrow smfh

@fxs19 the Fed announced open-ended purchases until unemployment gets better, basically.

@NicoleWakelin either way just name a time. Maybe I can even defend Falling Skies on yours. I'm ultra unemployed so hours are flexible.

@PhattyF pop is 618K. so almost half of the population's unemployed?

@JAGSCWPNEWS LIST 6- Bush tax cuts Housing market bubble/stock collapse More elderly(entitlements) Bank bailout High unemployment Obamacare

Sick of being jobless geddddd :(

@AdeebaTabassum lmao married?

8.3% Unemployment + $4 a gallon gas + $17 trillion <

@Taoiseach5 easier said than done, I'm currently unemployed, and the gf end her shift at 430pm-ish, would be late at every friday game

Kevin Morris, ex-ACC, talking re. evidence of health benefits of work, harms of unemployment, at Muscul Skeletal Med conference today, Wgtn

As of tomorrow I'm back to being unemployed. I need to get buying some lottery tix I think!

He’s comfortable hunting babies because she won’t ask about his fucked up credit score, being unemployed, the illegitimate kids...

jobless all thru d day and d nyt is for drinking and d morning for going high and am going bak to my jobless day