News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 13.09.12 Part 35

@CHRISDJMOYLES you write a great leaving speech, since your unemployed now I'll hire you to write me one

Unemployment has been greater than 8% for 43 months.

If fashion is your trend, then when your naked, I guess you must be unemployed yeah! @pulp2011

@222taz I am completely unemployed! :) best sick week ever. Haha

Outcome: 2 octogenarians rattling round a farm and 1 unemployed 40 something. Decision seems a bit hasty in retrospect. #TheAudience

#Chicago woman in charge of researching #unemployment statistics loses her job

#theaudience well done! 50 people just made someone unemployed, destroyed 2 old men's hopes and ruined another British farm. #knobheads

Markets respond positively to Bernanke and fewer jobless claims #Fed

Tired of being unemployed &

@alisonhaislip you just implied that your boss @nerdist has female genitalia. Wanna share a spot on line at the unemployment office?

#KennethWilcoxIs hungrier than a unemployment line.

Egyptians are jobless people. And anyone who is going outdoors to protest a movie is an idiot. Must you buy or see it?

I need a job. This staying home thing is driving me crazy!! #broke&

...no wonder some of these individuals are unemployed. You can't write resumes and formal letters the same way you write on social networks

@_TheRealTonee lmao yeah hopefully ima get dis unemployment doee

LolRT @SeshatTimes: #Chicago woman in charge of researching #unemployment statistics loses her job

14m people on food stamp. 8.1% unemployment.

There we go, another farm gone, another man on the unemployment line, another family ruined. Good work Ch4. #TheAudience

Ian is now unemployed #theaudience

Skipped out of work #cyawaitrose #unemployed

Obama: tripled the debt, raised unemployment, reopened git'mo after promising closure, no transparency, Fast&

According to the FED's 2012 Economic Outlook, unemployment is likely to stay high for SEVERAL years. Yes, several years. #USpol

So what is this guy doing with his life then? Quit being a farmer to beiong an unemployed farmer? What's the craic? #theaudience

@Tiredof_urshit $16t in debt, embassies being attacked daily, 383,000 new unemployed and it's about Twitter Bios? Got it.

you know if every place hired a bathroom attendant in Toronto like they do here there would be no unemployment

Damn my unemployment check not in the mail today!!

hey @ochocinco since your STILL unemployed what do you do all day besides tweet?...

@Ruby_Nator__ jolly good....... Unemployed, haha

Mom feels it's appropriate to take a cruise paid 4 by unemployment &

What do u call a 32yr old, jobless and unmarried man who lives only for liquor and sex?

Print money to buy Fed owned gold mines in US. Print to pay salaries of new employees. This will send $gld higher and reduce unemployment.

#Greece Austerity Update: 700,000 on Zero income (yes zero). 24% Unemployment. 54% of 15-24yr olds unemployed. Thanks ECB!

Obama's story asPres.Failed 2 reduce the DEBT,Failed the Public Schools, Failed:Unemployed at 14.1% for Blacks &

Where do they get all these unemployment rate records here in Naija, as far as I am concerned,Record keeping or collation here is crappy.

The U-6 unemployment rate as reported by the BLS is 22.1% in Nevada. In 2007, it was only 7.6%. FORWARD! #tcot #NV #RR12

YCL Chair, Cde Yershen Pillay will be on SAfm (105.1), 6:30am, 14/09/2012 on 'Roles of Youth organisations in addressing youth unemployment'

why is one of the two adults in this house unemployed and does nothing while the teenager (me) goes to school and has a job. Riddle me that.

Jobless latina@Ms_Venezuela: @ItsAdeolaToYou fuuuuck yes, thats what im talking about.

@Luminaria98 With +8% unemployment past 42 months #obama has met only ONCE with his jobs Czar in 2012 PLUS only one cabinet meeting!

I'm gonna stop with all the unemployed jokes @ochocinco got you feeling like Tommy from Martin

Last shift at work tonight! So Guuted! Officially unemployed... #increaseingovfigures #studentlife

@dmagicmike88 @bestboxingblog The other one that is utterly befuddling is what needs to be done to send Duane Ford to the unemployment line

@seanconway10 unemployments Areet man, sponging off your mates and that, it's Areet man, #wheresMYmoney

@IngrahamAngle people who earned 20 a hr now earning minimum wage..but unemployment rate goes down.. like that is fair

Will #CTU strike effect unemployment numbers if strike goes for more than a certain number of days? If yes, how many days?

Stay Unemployed My Friends. #DosEquis #tcot #Election2012 t.co/GG0zFnDj

Well... I'm unemployed again. It was my decision, though. It was interfering with school and you have to have your priorities in order.

Read some harrowing statistics on unemployment among recent college grads. Where were these stats for rap rock DJs when nu-metal went bust?

+8% of 300M in US=+24M unemployed, 7%=Fed's Target (3M difference)... $40b/month? #QE3 #OperationTwisted

JED Dreams: Britney, Taylor, Katy JED Reality: Tara FAN Dreams: John/Edward FAN Reality: So long as its not some unemployed alcoholic dope

You unemployed niggas is fuckin up. Ain't nobody hiring No. You just not trying hard enough.

#ThingsObamaHasntDone lower the unemployment rate

Iceland better ting me tomorrow! Or I will just have to be jobless still

Where has the friggin Fed been during all these months of high unemployment? They only have two jobs, This feels like the most important one

me and my mum are going to a job fair next week because we are that desperate for a job hahaaa #jobless

@cheekychappyx I'm just a jobless mofo! Wipen ass for a living #mint! Hahaha yolo init! Xxxx

BenBernanki #QE3 is nothing more than a scurrilous attempt by the #Fed to reduce unemployment to 7.9% &

Fed not trying to help unemployment Karen. Supporting MBS market. How much MORE obvious could it be THEY'RE BUYING MBS! lol @cnbcfastmoney

I wonder if there's a lockout in #NHL are they going to count it towards @BarackObama unemployment records? @MittRomney says yes

@amynowers yeah you did but it definately aint mine! im unemployed and a student hahaha gonna have to go to the bank and confess :(

Runnin outta work that's that shit I don't like. #unemployed

for those of yu thats jobless McDonalds is always hiring ????

So many people in my year have a job now, I feel I should be on the unemployment list

@ochocinco can NFL players collect unemployment Checks?

With all of the unemployment in this country there is NO reason to hear all of our representatives are currently busy EVER. Hire more.

Lawrence is struggling on the job front, but half the battle is hiding his unemployment from Molly in #Trivia next on #RTEOne

unemployment and shrinking land youth are unmarried so they take women from other state like bihar WB Orisa MP its hapng 20 KM away frm Del

I never understood it when people would say TGIF ... But they're unemployed .. Ain't it Friday everyday? #JustSaying

“@FilthyRichmond: It’s raining unemployed men.” If I fall on you I’m sorry.

last day at work tomorrow cannot wait to be unemployed! half day then off to Galway for beer then emigrating. Yurt!

In case you missed #theaudience here's a summary: 50 unemployed people give one man career advice

@kylemccord94 tell your work to start hiring :( I don't wanna be unemployed anymore haha

@CheekyIsabella haaha init stupid cow! Yes hopefully I hate being unemployed

@KlassyFucker the unemployment rate dropped last week because economists finally realized this.

@MGraham969 Unemployment benefits actually create jobs. #StuffControlFreaksSay

If I become unemployed when I'm older I am going to become a stalker

I honestly don't know what unemployed people do all day

Well after two years, I am now unemployed.

I feel unemployed **... I haven't worked in 3 **

Here's Something interesting about tax payers money Lets not believe the media about unemployment taking it all t.co/cZoO64UU

@FilthyRichmond: It's raining unemployed men.

Unemployment among Omani citizens exceeded 24 percent in 2010 a horrid statistic, with minor improvements

Unemployment has risen, yet again. This is why we have to get Obama out and Romney in.

A waste @CrazyTwistedMe: What do u call a 32yr old, jobless and unmarried man who lives only for liquor and sex?

Im tryna save for Christmas presents. Its hard out chea fa a unemployed teenager.

“@ParkerWeller: @KailinPage get a job pay your bill?” No thanks. I like living the unemployed life.

Tried to follow those who kindly followed me today but it takes too long on the phone I'll get a wee unemployed person to do it for me tomo

@StoreyDylan no you have to be jobless

It's great to be jobless.

Fed to hold Quantitative Easing until unemployment gets to 7%

@nickmaj0rprick coolshiz, oh of course! Omg was going to ask how's your new job?! How's it feel knowing that you are no longer unemployed?:)

Now what has changed in 2012? Well certainly not any good change in economic terms with unemployment above 8% with the real rate much higher

Propping MBS market with 0.5T$/yr due to fear of entrenched high unemployment. Should be payroll tax holiday for SMB's new employees. Crazy

“@LuluNwanz: @abisanzz abiiiiii dont start ur rubbish” loooool dis is what happens wen ur unemployed just behaving jobless #Pele

@arthuromeo Why would anyone vote for Obama. I guess the high unemployment rate attracts you.

@ladyozma people are comparing BO to his specific promises to cut deficit, have unemployment at lower levels, etc...Can't just call do over

God I've just realised...I'm officially unemployed **

@haeffele8 how bout we switch. I'll work for you and take your paycheck and you can lay on the couch unemployed and watch space balls. Haha

“@FilthyRichmond: It's raining unemployed men.” ....... @NH4NU **

She needs me now but I can't seem to find the time, I've got a new job now at the unemployment line