News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 13.09.12 Part 36

@CHRISDJMOYLES now you're unemployed as of Saturday,expect 2cu one day at my pub! Thanks for getting me through 12 hour shifts for 5 years!!

@wheelimwoo ofc, but I'd prob stress shop even more if I were unemployed :(

@Scaramucci yes, a disgusting campaign for someone who supports the same policies that gave us this debt and unemployment rate. #dontbeblind

Same shit thats sad aint neither 1 of our unemployed ass get a job yet, n i still gotta wait till im 18 n shit @TreSevenTeeTee

@ochocinco feeling like new money bruh! Im a free agent, we both jobless, its my first time in Miami,let's grab a cranberry&

Having two days off in a row has me feeling unemployed. I have two jobs, and two interviews for a third this week. #EverydayImHustlin

my whole rap career has been funded by my unemployment checks Lord knows I need this job!!

So saying you are a rapper or you own your own clothing label is just being unemployed right?

@Alex_Waterworth My gf was unemployed for 379 days. She submitted more than 3,000 resumes. It's tough

I got a new job now in the unemployment line

Joe Klein says ppl don't care about unemployment but stockmarket

@bensters07 i know it sucks being jobless!! lol

My poor jobless cousins stay in the same spot preggo on the couch, jay on the computer lol smh

@gavin3478 son stop talking rubbish! Only person I no to go America for 9 weeks without a job #jobless

Considering all that has happened since the DNC(unemployment, 9/11 attacks) the only thing keeping Obama in this race is the liberal media.

.....the way you say my ny name makes me feel like I'm that nigga when I'm still unemployed....

@tibiamyfibula @evansolomoncbc Unemployment is rampant in the states. War is seen as a way to combat unemployment numbers. War=$$.

@tjuds I have never judged the state of the economy on unemployment numbers alone. That wouldn't make sense.

@ogundamisi The truth, my friend, is that some people are just so jobless, violence is an occupation. Foolishness!!

@SourceRyan @robinpunte @soapsindepthabc Now that Guza's out, there's plenty of reason for Brenda. He bombed her return. Now he's unemployed

@LiveByeExample @theRealExTex Absolutely. Double-digit inflation+double digit unemployment=DEPRESSION. We are IN one if REAL #'s were used.

@AvrilWatson I didn't wish unemployment on you! that's just down right bad out. I waited long enough for a job, i get to gloat haha

I feel sorry for people who try so hard to get a job &

Nowadays when it comes to retail they employ you based on your looks/swag...I'm still jobless lol.

So how did u come up with the unemployment rate of 25%.Do you even know how many Nigerians are adequately employable?

@ChuckWendig Bullshit! Now geeks like me who compute that shit in our heads will be left jobless! FUCK Google's Bacon Number! JOB KILLERS!

@DrewMTips: Joe Klein says ppl don't care about unemployment but stockmarket IDIOT!

don't know how anyone is unemployed when you can walk into an agency and get a job everyday.

Unemployment has never felt so good.

Hey Barclays doosh, are recession, inflation and unemployment political risks???? @cnbc #patheticshill #Fed

Let's say we had an economy w/a bit higher unemployment that didn't rely on us squandering our wealth. What good are citizens? #decisions

I hate being unemployed

@larissaxnicole no make the jobless bitty homeless for a night. Not your fault she is lazy

Nothing sexier than a girl with a grill but two grills? That's a advert for unemployed forever.

When I was jobless you aint know who I was now we suppose to be coo! You askin to get the sense slapped back into you!!!

Sitting on the deck drinking a cup of coffee in the sun. Aka enjoying my last few days of (f)unemployment.

World in chaos, 16T debt, 8.1 unemployed, #MSM co-conspirators, BO wants 4 more + Michelle worried about transfats. We need #Romney #tcot

@Telegraph Because few kids can afford the FEES and accumulated debt on graduating to a jobless life.

“@ShannonDelaney_: Reckon I'll be unemployed for life tbh” not surprised #gingeproblems

Literally going no where, you will be one of the people who will be on unemployment the rest of your life.

I'm officially a jobless bum! NAAAAAAATTTTTT! University is going to be sick! #freshers2012

@smircher Anything dealing with a city with an 87% unemployment rate trying to deal with the crushing boredom.

What's the unemployment rate in Egypt? The highest employer of labour in Egypt is Protest. They are all protesters

@wordsworth2cent yes I know I think I have stayed jobless for a month at the longest

A bitch get unemployment tho.. #believedat

US problem is that companies r investing in technology not people. FED plan won't help unemployment but good for economic growth and markets

Red Flag! Unemployed&

@iscreamsoda so miss wong what's your point of view abt this article, how do you think unemployment can affect the global economy? XD

...I'm thinking mainly of Chch, the Treaty, schools, &

I dislike being an adult sometimes, and by adult I mean unemployed student

My bf made fun of me cause I was unemployed....

@NESSA_CANTESSA yeah sure u ain't foolin me. U gon be on twitter talm bout how I ain't sh*t if I was jobless

2 terms as in,twice the unemployment?“@utaustinliberal: #DescribeObamaInOneWord Hmmm....how about I describe him in two? As in 'Two Terms'”

@abc Govt spending = higher unemployment. Take student loan from Govt which caused education prices up 60X but now no job &

@MittRomney and I am one who has been under employed for 2 years.... and currently unemployed. What plan do. U have for the 45+ in need

named my vagina unemployment to attract more black guys

Last time I been unemployed was when I was 15

11 days unemployed

The line at the unemployment office is out the door because they need more help...uh, HELLO!!!

@Its_Lil_Mexico nope! I'm unemployed! ****

would rather stick pins in my eyes than be unemployed any longer

@__moneyandpower lol why nat im unemployed and looking

Officially unemployed for the first time since I was 13

@TomPlute I never said you were funny - just that you are funnier unemployed. Or maybe I just relate better to depressives.

@alcheevert hahahhaa nice! Have a good shift Chee! Off to bed na ako :) ganito ang buhay ng Jobless..oh well at least I am happy haha

@jonhornUTSD Of course, if the US ever came out with a 15% official unemployment rate, markets would tank...

@JBreezyNG @_thatSKINNYbit niggas with cars won't be jobless if McDonalds deliver cuz they gone need hella drivers lol

Why is there so much traffic at 5pm? I thought everyone was unemployed

I've already housed a bottle of wine.. I'm enjoying the unemployed life

I see USA economy is completely fucked up. Spending 40 billion a month on securing mortgages until unemployment drops #madness @k_ahmed1

Jobless can burn them to heat their Obamavilles MT @CuffyMeh All the Obama campaign flacks I follow are tweeting about Romney's tax returns.

My 1 month of unemployment taught me that employment is awesome, lie-ins are over rated and that I love earning money #employment

@EiremayBeatty the doul have! Government money for jobless people :D that way we can just party all the time

Say bye to unemployment

Reviewing my speech on #youth #unemployment before speaking at Sefton Central CLP tomorrow night. Looking forward to it!

Top 5 Dem topics to avoid

It's funny how words can change meaning over time, like how fashion blogger now means unemployed

@Monsterbeard Right but it's two different problems. Wall St reform is the bullet in our leg, but massive unemployment is gushing artery

@RenataTopiic wootwoot ! Haha I know right :D no more being jobless for us :)

@JJMCGUIRE07 sweet tweet Jim. #unemployed

Had like 1p in the bank for about 3 month! Hurray for being unemployed

About time Ben Bernacke! Who knew you'd finally realize your job is to address unemployment in this country!

Hold on. You're saying GDP is supposed to be UP &

@mizwunmie @harbeesorla jobless girl!

You know you're in trouble when your bank balance reaches $0.00 and you are unemployed... panic mode starts now.

as long as @ochocinco is unemployed, he shouldn't have this twitter name

@ochocinco Hey loser you're jobless hahaha

IL had the highest foreclosure rate in the US last month as jobless claims jump, gas prices increase &

“The goal of the future is full unemployment, so we can play. Except almost everyone is shitty at playing. #guaranteedbasicincome

@jersee69 unemployment

@bankcustomers NO, the best·#FED movement in years. It is signaling that it will do everything to reduce unemployment. Have money? Spend it.

Don't see how you can hate on an unemployed man still making millions off endorsements but that's just me

I feel like I'm the only one unemployed these days..

Might be in the unemployment line in the morning! Not cause of $20 but the fact that one of these hoes went IN my purse

Ugh my man Ocho might be headbuttin hoes and unemployed but he's still so foooiiiiineee #thirsttweet #LRT lol

My brother bought a car.. He's unemployed?!! WHAT?!!

What % of your TL do you think is unemployed and not in school?

Looks like I'll be unemployed for a while

@niyyajaz lol you wanna see another unemployed black man huh

@JordanHam1994 Awk right well life is shite unemployed! Are you the Justin bieber of ulster bank lmao