News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 16.09.12 Part 32

Should be out for the first night of freshers but my bank balance is a bitch. Hate being unemployed.

Why are people being so rude with Louis and his family? Like wtf have they done? Stupid jobless people. Get a life please.

Who ever are the announcers for #FoxSports doing the #Redskins &

Spain is in a double-dip recession with unemployment at 25%.~LATimes

#IfTheyWerentFootballers they'd be unemployed, dirt poor and unknown. Let's be honest, they don't have any talent or worthwhile skills.

83% of the British population use the internet How many of those unemployed? Or the vulnerable who r more able speaking to *gasp* a human?

@Iangolder some of us do work You sound like a Tory having a snipe at the unemployed.

I just had somebody tweet me offering me a job because I'm 'unemployed'... I'm not unemployed, just had time off sick.

Back on the unemployment line #quitter

#IfTheyWerentFootballers they would be unemployed, simples.

@LaylaAL1 yup it is, my friend messed up her life when she was focusing on a guy, he left her heartbroken and now she Is jobless :/

Is officially unemployed and I don't like it!! :-( #WorkaholicNightmare

If there's #nomorepage3 Rebekah, 19, from Birmingham will be another unemployment statistic!

i need to try and sleep,tho' jobless

my timeline consists of single, sexually frustrated bisexuals who hate their skin, are unemployed, love bacon and hate chavs.

@sawbixby this is true. Never jobless.

@Le_LadyD Aww I'm sorry. I'm alright, been unemployed for a week so I'm enjoying the rest :-P what you studying?

nothing to wake up to @amnala: i need to try and sleep,tho' jobless

Time to go Obama because now we have a 24 percent unemployment rate for people 16 to 19 years old.

@StLouisBlues Tryouts for unemployment? Great idea #StlBlues #EndLockout #theplayers

#IfTheyWerentFootballers heskey would be unemployed, oh wait...

A useful scapegoat who's powerless. Unemployed, single mums, immigrants\asylum seekers - most will never question why u get richer either GB

BHO's tweets are a little different than Anthony Weiner's. When Obama sends out pictures of something obscene, it's the unemployment numbers

Less TALKING &

Officially unemployed until the first day of spring

4 more yrs of Obama AKA 48 more months of unemployment above 8%. #tcot #gop #p2 #teaparty #romneyryan2012

Is this the way we ar going to continue tweeting at each other like a jobless man forever.............

@Patriots pretty soon Tom Brady is gonna be in the unemployed line #Auggggghhh !

“@junoyork: my timeline consists of single, sexually frustrated bisexuals who hate their skin, are unemployed, love bacon and hate chavs.”

Can someone please buy me a bottle , I'm tryna get fucked up tonight.. I'm stressed out , jobless , and hoeless ! Smh, FML !

To the people saying ''#IfTheyWerentFootballers Joey Barton - Unemployed'', he came out of school with 10 GCSE's and good qualifications.

But hey could be worse, could be jobless, I know I know!

Unemployed Nathan Mcnichols's are this nations backbone @NathanMcNichols

@johnmarshall888 not really relevant as half of Spain is unemployed, so €300 is equal to ?1000. Its an amazing club, incredible fans

@Kelsblells Maybe if we all didn't have to work as much, we might solve unemployment problems. If we divide the week in two

Some are so jobless today

Time to go Obama because the black unemployment rate is 14.4 percent and the Hispanic unemployment rate is 10.3 percent.

@TheTeflonDon There's never a bad time to #CanCam. He's the one American worker who can't stay unemployed no matter how much he fucks up.

Today marks an entire year that I've been unemployed. Thanks, former job that I can't say by name for fear of repercussion!

#IfTheyWerentFootballers Terry would of been unemployed with 5 kids with 5 different woman.

@tennesseetitans what is it exactly do the titans pay CJ to do? If i performed like him where i work, I'd be unemployed.

recieveing this off @LeighCollins_x can tell she's jobless #toomuchtimeonherhands t.co/Wjit8eRI

@JamieCapewell And her new fella who's also jobless and has a 24 crate of stella and 40 fag a day addiction #ClassicEngland

So dat I'll be jobless? @NuttyToks: Mtn needs to 'die' already. Fuck!

If fashion is your trade, then when your naked, I guess you must be unemployed yeah? #pulplove

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@Shelliot_x joys of bein unemployed! #likeen

“@omojuwa: I had an essentially jobless day. I was discussing pounded yam.” Thats exactly what i Had for dinner. t.co/IL8EvTw0

Wats long and black? The unemployment line

“@tylerseguin92: Feels kinda weird to be unemployed now..... Debating what classes to start taking at BU or BC? #NHLLockout” omg aw :(

@sarahsomersetxo don't get a job, it sucks. you end up with no social life - make the most of whilst your jobless

Rob is unemployed for a while? He could be my English teacher. I desperately need someone to talk in English

Jared Hughes should be unemployed

@nfl seriously, watch this rams vs refs game and realize how bad it really is... Im 100% for having these refs join unemployment #terrible

Awon olopa useless i'll fed bunch of nimrods...totally jobless lunatics...jst cock dat rifle 1 more tym

Ppl love live beyond der means watch all da jobless get iphone 5...I'm glad to say im workin and get student loan but still can't afford it

#IfTheyWerentFootballers Rio Ferdinand would be an unemployed Youth Worker on a council estate in Hackney.

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but im still unemployed

“@tylerseguin92: Feels kinda weird to be unemployed now..... Debating what classes to start taking at BU or BC? #NHLLockout” WHAT!!??!!

“@tylerseguin92: Feels kinda weird to be unemployed now..... Debating what classes to start taking at BU or BC? #NHLLockout”****

@_Penny_23 how u unemployed?

#IfTheyWerentFootballers Joey Barton would be unemployed

@ramikondii If Europe was so good why are their unemployed always heading to northern europe?

My grandmother put $1200 into her car this month...did she forget im an unemployed college student?

@IIEGoodman @renewoureconomy Send college presidents to the unemployment line.

New Episode of @Failing_Upwards airs Tomorrow! @Erbness Guest-Stars in Episode Titled Thumbs Up #comedy #webseries #unemployment

But I'm still unemployed You say it's big but you take it Ride cowgirl

Ben wth was that? You will be unemployed with flacco next year! **

@KatieMcElhoney Plymouths good,being unemployed isnt! First night out on wed CANT WAIT! #BeenTooLong

@EvilboyM1 told u am unemployed :(

Knowing that i'm jobless kinda sucks..

Hahahahaha @m_eggz: Wats long and black? The unemployment line

@ramikondii Eurozone Unemployment has risen for every month in over a year, hitting a record 11.3% rate in June and July

@RachelDilara @JesusChristFTM Twitter celeb. That alternative word for #PinDick #Unemployed #Virgin or #BillyNoMates

Time to go Obama because when unemployment hit 10.2 percent, you extolled the economy’s “core strengths.”

Notice how the idle and unemployed chaps complain when it's Monday all over again ?

“@sambolear: @paulsceltic: @originalstevejp PS can i nosh you off Moyles? X #unemployed! #notalent” #herecomesPilkington

@Maha063 ur jobless now?

I have no idea wotchu mean @TeeLuxie: So dat I'll be jobless? @NuttyToks: Mtn needs to 'die' already. Fuck!

#IfTheyWerentFootballers Wayne Rooney would be unemployed.

@MatWPickering think maybe half of Liverpool is unemployed lol

What kind of idiot needs a study when it's as plain as the nose on your face that we've been through jobless tax cuts for the wealthy.

@ramikondii 17.8 million people were unemployed in the euro area in June, up 123,000 from the previous month

Sooo ... Hey, if your job's hiring let me know in case I become unemployed.

Might become unemployed and dedicate my life to finding the whereabouts of Tupac Shakur #StillAlive #Makaveli

@pennyywongg_ i need money tho, cant enjoy being jobless when you cant do anything

You're a sewer - rat decaying in a sess pool of pride Should be made unemployed make yourself null - and - void,

#YouJustPulledAnObama if you claim your $800B stimulus package will keep unemployment below 7% &

@ModeledBehavior @Noahpinion if we separate Guaranteed Income from value of labor (auction unemployed), the silliness of trade wars is obvs

@sollenac except that unemployment is over 8%. that's 23 million people that are out of work. doesn't sound so good now, does it?

Are you 1 kid out of 7? Are both of your parents jobless? No. Then you WOULDN'T understand.

@GabbyBoxall forever jobless

“@tylerseguin92: Feels kinda weird to be unemployed now..... Debating what classes to start taking at BU or BC? #NHLLockout” this is so sad.

@HuffingtonPost And it is a shame that the people of the US have to put up with 4 more years of unemployment, poverty, debt and decline

I'm a jobless whore

back to the world of unemployment. need to find a job in Sheff now #needmoney

In Monday's paper: Homeless hostel in Belfast deluged by jobless young single mothers as recession bites.

@taneishaPW im currently unemployed, the best i can do is a milkshake of your choice &

@reluctantzealot unemployment during the great depression was 25%. today it's at 8.1%. and why is it much lower? Obama. i thank you.

@jones410 When U think Stock Market doubling Matters when real unemployment is 16% #YouJustPulledAnObama &