News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 16.09.12 Part 16

@hifeyhrm We are both jobless today ooo. Ok sir explain further ooo.

The day that the Liberals in power recognize that unemployment is now a structural problem is the day the economy will start it's recovery

Charlie was 10 years old and he already had a job. MEANWHILE there's a 27 year old still living at his parents, jobless. #ChocolateFactory

@BarackObama even people with higher educations are hurt by 11.4% real unemployment &

Nonprofits are a lynchpin of local economies. Counties with 1 extra nonprofit per 1,000 people in 2005 had .5% less unemployment by 2009

no 'jobs'... still unemployed

@MickyBaker1 Instead, banks got huge sums for their speculations, corp's went down, unemployment and the rest we have seen. Govt's >

And Now I'm an #Unemployed in #Bahrain :) :) :) #pt^ <

Are you that jobless? Falling in love with everybody shey

The way U say my name makes me feel like im that nigga, but im still unemployed. U say it's big, but U take it. Ride cowgirl ride#Frankocean

@MittRomney Obama needs to create abt 295k jobs a month 2 even begin to put a dent in unemployment. He's abt 200k jobs a month shy of this.

@brajeshmittal I think FDI in retail will hazardous to middle men in India wht is a big percentage in India and it'll increase unemployment

@x_KissMyTweet_: Free His Unemployed Asx Lol @HoesGetNoLove_ .

They're playing a game of psychological warfare with us...taxes...take 1/3 from us, give unemployment. and say they're doing you a favor.

I'm glad my family is all for my decision though. So fuck it I'm UNEMPLOYED.

The way you say my name make me feel like i'm that nigga and i'm still unemployed

@_laurenbuzzanca well there's only like a week left anyways lol. I'm about to be unemployed too

@mibredclaimer hang in there, I went thru a bit of grief process w/ my job loss, it does get easier so does the unemployment process lol

“@Sunwest_ES: Real life calling in excuse: My house lock jammed, and I'm locked in.”[It's ok.I can give you directions,to unemployment ofc]

Start my new job tomorrow. Fuck you unemployment, fuck you right in the ear.

the plus side of unemployment-living off nothing means when I start my job it should b easy to save for my next tattoo :D #priorities

Automatic spending cut set to begin January 1 will cut $109B from the federal budget. Unemployment will skyrocket and economy will tank.

@LinwoodDave I was called up to support the olympics and had a great time. Sack the lotthe unemployed be given a chance to take their place

#BarackObama things U should know and care about we are the United States 1 Nation under God Indivisible remember that in Jan when U jobless

Do you think people would be storming the USA embassies if there was not high unemployment in ME nations?

i'm officially another lazy unemployed statistic! unless i guess being a single mum isn't technically unemployed but do feel a tad useless

As I watch football, time to write a letter to Unemployment Department, to get my 450 dollars,... lol

Talking about how the NHL players say they are unemployed. Unemployed people can't go back to making $4mil the next year.

This 48 hours of unemployment is brought to you by my couch.

@EliBraden @cioffi excellent point. They'd be replaced by unemployed garbage men and alcoholic ballerinas.

Interesting Observer piece about jobless Portuguese moving to their former, oil rich colony Angola for work. Many have moved to Brazil too.

So unemployed it hurts

No room for the unemployed in our familia. Sorry.

I wonder if Chris Moyle's followers will decrease now he's unemployed?

@GeekMisconduct no, you're right 110% and most unemployed were fired or laid off for good.

@sophiebray17 @benjhaines Still unemployed and now I'm miserable because the Olympics is over. I trust you're both doing better

If you support 4$ gas, high unemployment, and a weaker America #YouJustPulledAnObama

@BizNasty2point0 holding a spot for you in line at the unemployment office, were both outta work now #lockoutNo

@jordanfisher01 jobless bum #ha

My relationship is like a job. I'm jobless. Uhm.

Gettin it done,wen odas are jobless..#sika

@littlebytesnews @nbcchi Those Chicago teachers should end up on the unemployment line.

@BigJired @KellyReys5 You can also keep your shitty unemployment rate, your terrible economy, and your poverty stricken lower class.

should probably look for jobs since my parents think i've been doing that all week hehe #oops i'm liking unemployment way too much

First day at work! Only been jobless for about a week, this should go well. ** ???? goood vibes!

#YouJustPulledAnObama is you successfully changed the definition of full employment from 4% to 8.3% unemployment..

So broke its bad .. No more seeing Ben. #jobless

@dwppressoffice so a unemployed person must have attend a job interview 48hrs after job centre advisor appointment.....#areyoukiddingme?!!

Hopefully by the end of this week i wont be jobless anymore! #hoping

The way you say my name make me feel like I'm that nigga! even when I'm unemployed.

The 4th recovery summer ended w/ high unemployment and declining wealth while Obama's Wall Street fat cats live large. Had enough yet?

gonna be broke and pretty much jobless in 2 weeks

Unemployment owe me 4 my time off work that's gon look nice!!!!

@Kfweez word get that unemployment...just so you know they also pay for school

I have 2mths left of unemployment any1 know of jobs anywhere?

Atleast Avb stopped squatting and spent his unemployment learning how to sit on a bench.

Call us for a Accident, Sickness, Unemployment quote

in this generation 50% smoke weed and are fake 20% are cheaters 15% are jobless and 15% have kids

@bauerpower my first week of unemployment I taught myself to knit and made myself one slipper.

@osPatriot Why are those protestors in the streets always? 78% unemployment - they need JOBS too.

Errr... Don't mind this tweet. Just scroll on. Well u can read it again sha and wonder. Better still, jobless ppl cld 'k' it

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke said the Fed is doing another stimulus plan because of concern about unemployment #endthefed #collapse

Pending: DC in October, Miami in November and ______ for birthday/NYE. Maybe unemployment has its benefits

@mittromney Mitt they need your skills in the middle east too -- 78% unemployment! Always boils down to financial security first!

@MillyTaiden Same reason many of #mygeneration have. Graduated last year with B.A. in English and STILL unemployed.

Officially Unemployed.

@TheReidReport Change IS hard.. 8.3% unemployment, $3.85 gas, $16,000,000,000,000 in debt, median income down $4,000... Thanks #obama

When you say my name it makes me feel like that nigga, even though I'm still unemployed.

Anyone wanna go steady with a 5'10 unemployed piece of doodoo?

What do u expect from jobless people? U do wonder why people protest a lot in Lagos too @PObahiagbon

hey thats michigan! home of the uneducated, unemployed brain dead redneck! Lohlz

Now that I'm unemployed, I just wanna listen to The Weekend in @sameasforever's studio and shoot hoops. #WeBallHard

@CathalWogan Sweet, I'm still unemployed. May go and cheer

NOW I get GOP's secret plan to lower unemployment: Deny women contraception so they drop out of labor force &

@Mahidaa yeah same lol, it's the best option tbh otherwise we'll graduate and sit at home unemployed! Plus you get 80% of a grad salary

Been sick &

#YouJustPulledAnObama If you triple the white house wine cellar in a recession with 8% unemployment in between lavish vacations

@iamshanin den you will be unemployed

@suesueshake: Ntuc is giving 90% subsidy for the unemployed who wants to take up driving license with PCI less than 1.4k. Wootsss~

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga But I'm still unemployed

@alexcisneros 'unqualified and apparently unemployed posh bloke makes unhelpful criticisms of courts for the sake of this headline'.

Gas is up, food is up, beer is up, electricity is up, unemployment is up, radicalized Muslim violence is up but Obama is cool... right? o.O

Why would the unemployed of the ME storm the American embassies? Maybe they realize they live in American Colonies #WhoHasThePower

@OccupyWallStNYC @nytimes Disgusting. if you're unemployed +26wks, use a Republican's office to conduct your job search.

Just picked up my last pay check :,( #broke #unemployed #fml

We've had 43 straight months of unemployment above 8%. #tcot #GOP #ElectRomney

@NaijaNupe_ yup! Violence, education, unemployment...Naw the church would much rather focus on gays trying to get marriage tax benefits

Who is going to the @MikeVick funeral today? You should be fired and have to go to the unemployment line..I'll bring my bulldog to greet you

@emmaaye lol that's our future hun

@iamashraf welcome back to unemployment. Population: 2

i'm #unemployed #suckstosuck

@daisycockle sorry I did nay reply yes I am indeed we can be unemployed together! P.s why you never text me back after you called! :(

I always made him feel like he's that nigga but he's still unemployed

@Dibz1974 Jobless and bored. Hah. How you doing? X

Lol all these news channels announcing a rise in unemployment, obviously there are more unemployed people, it's a Sunday. noone works today

@ConanOBrien do u know what people think when they're in trouble here in Turkey. Conan is out there! (30000 unemployed teachers in Turkey)

@ConanOBrien key words: 30.000/teachers/unemployed/Turkey/job/hiring/employement/conan/publichero/the ability/help/

@kathy_fournier I was thinking about that last year. But the unemployment rate there is very high and def not enough jobs in my field.

Congratulations @hnicsimmer on officially being unemployed #NHLlockout #mixinajob

@ConanOBrien 30.000 unemployed teachers' life in Turkey can be changed if you mention about that.