News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 16.09.12 Part 23

If I'm unemployed by next week then I'm gonna sell my body for money

@custardtop what work? she ran off without paying wages, left a string of debts and some very unhappy unemployed people behind

- unemployment and people hating their lives because 14 year olds want a life not to worry about how they will leave on the street at 35.

@ShaniceKebab Noo the 4s I can't afford the 5 cause I'm jobless :( dads getting the 5 though hopefully he won't like it and give it me haha

mad random but I feel @EvelynLozada should have gotten head butt twice my son chad is unemployed right now. Bitches I tell u man

But he's still unemployed ..

Indian rice and shrimp for dinner, and now devouring chocolate hazelnunt crepes for dessert. Unemployment does this to you.

Quit my job today -__- #jobless

Well last shift and at 6 tonight I will be officially unemployed #sadtweet #poortweet #needajob

the way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed.

Warris it na? Nat jobless your tweets are very inspiring@electraguunn

@AlanEggleston 11.7% unemployment not exactly an accomplishment. #YouJustPulledAnObama

Some jobless Ants Will always wnt to Gear-up Nuisance! @coolfm969

Welcome to Palermo GianPiero Gasperini! Don't get too comfortable, you might be filing for unemployment again in a few weeks! #PalermoCalcio

You can get people to believe you are a job creator even though the unemployment rate is over 8% #YouJustPulledAnObama

I think I'd rather be unemployed #sundayblues

Being a jobless bum = getting hella cranked #hopefully

@Sunil_39 ohh! haha aww bless, yeah it sucked being jobless

I am unemployed since 2010 ... learned during this time what is really important! so if I have the feeling that I can help with my tweets

Zwalinzima Vavi: More black South Africans got unemployed between 1994-2005 in South Africa. #peopleofthesouth

Final confirmation that Osama is indeed dead: his name turned up on the voting rolls in Chicago and he is receiving unemployment.

@BarackObama go down to the unemployment office...plenty looking for handouts there

Why wld #ArkDems run on #BeebeAgenda = Highest unemployment in 20yrs 2.1%, Stands Squarely w @BarackObama? they #GotNothin on the issues!

Neither of them impressed me #jobless

It's an interesting point to look back on where we each ended up. She's in the next county with her kids. He's jobless in Oz. And I'm here.

#YouJustPulledAnObama when you take pride in saving America by creating 4 million jobs while increasing real unemployment to16%

@dmataconis If polls are to be believed, majority also wnat 8+% unemployment, crippling debt, and weakened military. #ImJustSayin

Fuck.. I don't wanna work. Can I just collect unemployment checks?

Told my mum I'm getting my tongue pierced, she said that its fine if I want to be permanently unemployed #clearlynotafan

@SlaughterAM the Saudi state is still managing to maintain free services, no tax and now unemployment benefits. Cont'd

@astrologyzone any chance you can incorporate more information for the unemployed/underemployed in your daily forecasts? #selfemployeed

I am a Buisness man, a Music Producer, I am a Songwriter and an Artist [sic] You mean you're Unemployed and on The Dole?

@caldodge It's not 11.7% unemployment and you know it. Your number is disingenuous. #YouJustPulledARomney

Teenagers complaining about their jobs annoys tf outta me. At least you have one while the majority of Americans are currently unemployed

#xfactor get a life you jobless bastards

I just splurged at H&

40,000 Commercial Motorcycle Riders will become Jobless with the Implementation of Lagos State Traffic Law – Riders Association

Choosin a college degree is a battle one wrong move and your stuck jobless or going back to school for years

unemployment in europe at 10%, and we make charity to greece? use that money for us, do now waste it! #greece #employment #europe

Want to lower unemployment #GaryJohnsonMustDebate

@farfar20 @guardian when i say by anyone he was referring to unemployed.

Officially an unemployed bum!

@marklevinshow Would he be eligible for unemployment benefits?

Of all the unemployed wideouts,were stuck with this?

@cherrykaz1 As a connection - Men At Work with Down Under. The connection being UB40 is the unemployment benefit form.

Being at home sucks. Being jobless sucks. Everything sucks.

@babushka99 :) hehe.. that said shukar karain u have place to go to mondays! unemployed peeps like me envy the like of u!

@poopingpixie Nah. Some shit's going down like always and I am for the most part jobless atm. Been hurting and pissed most of the day. :(

YES! I Got Fired Today!! Imma Get Rich Off This Unemployment !! :) #RatchetTweet.

Harry goes to Hogwarts and meets Ron and Hermione, McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor. Draco is a daddy's boy, Quirell is unemployed

They just might -- if this would get destination casinos through the legislature. We need casinos to provide good jobs for our unemployed.

@purisameer Worked at unemployed.

I bet those 3 black guys are unemployed about carpenter pshhh #XFactor

Officially unemployed !

@fuckbandoo Lmaoo I knew it. Hook me up with a job I'm jobless looool:'(

this homeland security line looks like the unemployment line back home. **

@90Southpaw you work cuz ur made Of better stuff than the majority of unemployed, cuz u have self pride and ambition

It's weird seeing so many people you know work at market basket. #jobless #suckstosuck #nojobforme

Heights of unemployment when a CA passed out student joins a page Jobs in India on FB.

@Claudiaruiz 23 millions unemployed in the USA now

ehhh jobless fool.

Hold tight the unemployed doing your thing still

@KEVINMORT @littlerich007 too short that unfortunately as your 2 months from unemployment. Tbh like the way they've moved it earlier!

If you fought for &

@TheNewDeal He didn't create those jobs, and real unemployment is 11.7% #YouJustPulledAnObama

This guys at #MEC in #edmonton and holy eff its a toy store for adventurers #couldspendamill, can't wait until I'm un-unemployed. Lol

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga But I'm still unemployed **

The Way You Say My Name Makes Me Feel Like I'm That Nigga &

I honestly don't know what goes through my step mums head She's trying to argue that unemployment is no worse than it was when she was young

@RealFarrahGray or 25 unemployed n moving back home

I tweet crap, because I dont want to end up in rap music. Then Trey Songz ends up jobless.

@ScottGessner I swear to money, if Obama stays president, I will change my ethnicity to african American and live off unemployment.

I wish one day Politicians could argue about why there no more shacks, poverty, unemployment, wage disputes, tenderpreneurs. Ja my wish.

I should apply for unemployment. But I'm not 18 .. Yet

Independent business owner is another word for unemployed

And, as result have the smallest workforce as % of population in history and 16% real unemployment. #YouJustPulledAnObama

Atleat i got an exscuse ----->

Each day I wake up more and more unemployed and each day I get poorer and poorer and angrier and angrier. #ugh

If I Get Fired Atleast I'll Be Able To Get Dat Unemployment Check ! **

@JoeyViking Eh? How can I be unemployed? I'm self-employed?

i will forever be unemployed.

@Unemployed_Wnnr eh...wouldn't say that. my players are doing horrible. in all my leagues. pissing me off.

@Kasarahca2 are you currently still unemployed? Lol

The only thing that's worse then being unemployed is having a job**

@BG_SmoKaHonTaS uhhhh pretty sure you were just making fun of him and saying how u dumped him 3 times for some unemployed dropout....

@shanselman yes. i suspect that part is geared to those who lost insurance due to unemployment.

They Way You Say My Name Makes Me Feel Like I'm That Nigga And I'm Still Unemployed.

Officially unemployed : ))))))

@Hawgs38 And I love @PredsNHL. Being there to watch them play helped me cope the toughest times in my life (Flood, divorce, &

@PhuRiuM matt isn't unemployed or a drop out dumb ass.

@toolboxjohnson @ChrisFoster99 I see your 1 Sunday and 1 Monday off work an I raise you unemployment.

Say it loud!/ I'M FUCKED AND I'M PROUD!!!/ Say it loud!/ I'M FUCKED AND I'M PROUD!!!/ -unemployed James Brown

@themyleage true. Bt personally I think that trade unions are short sighted and fight for the employed and not the unemployed.

Jobless@Alex_Smurphy300: I just want mre tweets -__-@NicoleEmenike: Lies!!!@Alex_Smurphy300: Don't smoke cigarettes! There are cooler ways

We are meeting again this Friday in Naas.... Continuum supports unemployed professionals in the work search!

@Surrency_Speaks yup, and the unemployment office is the state penn

@tpanotchCSN worry bout your own sport #nhlisajoke #unemployed

Attn: Fence Sitters &

@Hungryghoast - the alternative - unemployment - would be worse. only because of our view of unemployment as an inherently negative thing -

@thewordyben / @colossalblue I've heard Pages is good, but I opted for ByWord because it was far cheaper &