News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 16.09.12 Part 31

#MyXFactorSobStory I'm unemployed living in benefits and everyone laughs at my footballing ability. #TrueStory

@meganelleramsay yeah need have all the time in the world as I'm unemployed yeahhhh

@kirstcs yeaaaah no longer unemployed

the way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed

@SportPsychUK yeh. Kids on the verge of expulsion and long-term unemployed adults. Tough but fun :) also just got engaged so life is good :D

@JaackW14 erryday is a weekend when you're unemployed!!

Vote for Obama if u wants more poverty, higher unemployment, an absent prez, higher food and fuel costs &

The only things growing in this Economy is Foodbanks,Crime and unemployment.This is #ToryBritain

Over 8% unemployment in this country and somehow Scott Hanson isn't one of them.

Ws I aslp@JamaicaGleaner: PORTIA: This Government is determined to reduce unemployment. We did it before we will do it again.@LaReinaSami

Jobless.. Still

@JonBlum7 Thanks man. If you're in town on Oct 23 and still unemployed, stop bye and have a @YazooBrew with us. #nahlhfc

Prerequisites @tylerseguin92: Feels kinda weird to be unemployed now..... Debating what classes to start taking at BU or BC? #NHLLockout

When you force your number on me by leaving your resume on my windshield, it teaches me that you're far too old for me... and unemployed.

@BeanfromPa Obamacare is the biggest tax increase &

Jobless for the day, might as well go hang with my goons.

Now that the NHL season is officially locked out I think now is a good time for horsepower to start signing some jobless NHL players #vphl

@maximilian_ If you ever become unemployed for whatever reason, Im pretty sure you can make a living on benny videos alone

The way you say my name makes me feel like that nigga but I'm still unemployed

Before i was unemployed..weeks used to go slow..now im working weeks are going toooo quick! Cant believe 4th week of work! #TimeFlies

Hahaha welp the kicker for the patriots will be in the unemployment line by tomorrow

@HeskeyHeskey: #MyXFactorSobStory I'm unemployed living in benefits and everyone laughs at my footballing ability. #TrueStory@Caolan1987

@knightwatchers Ive retained an attny.. Hearing is scheduled for October 1st. I recently filed for unemployment-waiting to see what happens.

“@tylerseguin92: Feels kinda weird to be unemployed now..... Debating what classes to start taking at BU or BC? #NHLLockout” BU obviously..

The way you say my name makes me feel like that nigga but I'm still unemployed

@chrisrockoz where are the 4.8 million jobs, if that is true why is the unemployment @ 8.3%. If he was doing good employment would be lower

4 weeks today and I'm gonna be unemployed #weird #goodbyeNext

Fun fact: Insomnia is caused by unemployment.

@MittRomney voucher for unemployed to employer 6mos. Double value voucher of underemployed to employer after 6mos. Better than 99wks of UI

So many unemployed people and yet, these replacement refs have jobs. Unreal. #Rams #NFL

@Lurkt @dm0130: 1,000,000 jobs saved * [$15K taxes revenue preserved/year * 3 years] + [$20K unemployment saved] = $60B taxpayer savings.

@HeskeyHeskey: #MyXFactorSobStory I'm unemployed living in benefits and everyone laughs at my footballing ability. #TrueStory

@YoungIbeOfPluto @mg10453 @jennajameson ignorance is bliss for the unemployed, the growing # on food stamps and median income down- i guess

Still alive under conditions of thining oxygen&

Stuck ?50 on coupons over the weekend and just won ?52 tonight ... #unemployed #pheew

@SpeakerBoehner @GOPLeader It's disgraceful w so many unemployed, House refuses 2 pass @BarackObama's #jobs bill. #WellRememberinNovember

I wish it was by choice, and some day it will be! It's bc of this economy. Are u unemployed? @JWISPURPLE

@x_bexy23_x just going to chill I think :( hate being unemployed xx

@C_Salvaggio: Jobless.. Still Blow and I know someone who will give you ?6.50 an hour

@whatapessimist If you joined the ranks of the unemployed you could have a 7 day weekend. Just think of all the Jeremy Kyle you could watch.

tories attacking workers /nhs/sick and disabled/ unemployed, students/public secter /elderly/young ,shocking!!! #timeforchange

So me and my older brother just comparing who has the most curly hair on BBM #jobless haha

My new ride. #unemployment t.co/SWqWTNzr

The way you say my name make me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed

@UncleWillySon cannot wait til I see him in the unemployment line wit me... goofy dip shit

Jobless, idiotic creatures.

@Liza_Harding Thatchers tories made it de rigeur for 50% of kids 2 go 2 uni to fiddle youth unemployment figures - now it's biting there ass

@TsarKasim I'm slightly less than loaded, cause unemployed atm :)

Unemployed. Broke. Not going well is it

@RichieCuts don’t worry you’re not missing much, I just came from LA, super high taxes going higher, broke state, highest unemployment

I could go for some italian today, anyone want to join? But ur paying cause I'm unemployed :D

@DevMillington Detroit is saved? Hallelujah--I thought it was still in the toilet! Wonderful! No crime, no unemployment--saved!

99.9% sure that this time tomorrow I will be unemployed. But it's fine, I'm about to watch the third Pirates of the Caribbean film :D

@Harrison_Gimbel big fan!!! Lots of luck ,pls make small investment on unemployed banker..kindly buy me into tourney..lol

Too many laws damage business, create massive unemployment, and send us back decades. Lets cancel all laws created since 1980.

#IfTheyWerentFootballers emile heskey would be unemployed!

@scottdools unemployment?

@AyyyTest I'm trying! But Tyler Seguin just tweeted about being unemployed and signing up for school...

#IfTheyWerentFootballers well most of them would be fucked wouldn't they, probably unemployed, money grabbing greedy cunts most of them

@srjones66 explain the unemployment rate then?

I AM UNEMPLOYED!!!!!

Unemployment for NHL players, switch to golf season early. Case and point, Michael Grabner. #Bringhockeyback

@johntomsett unemployment was a real favourite of mine at college…still have Layard’s book

@PremiumTimesng jobless governors, eye service,SMH

To all those unemployed..... Apply for my work! Woo

@Rabia786_K in bed already, shattered. Recovering from the first family wedding. 2 more to go. Wat u been doing jobless? Wens uni start? X

@Alexx_ well, ive got my degree and are currently jobless... x

For the first time in over five years I'm officially unemployed.

@jamesashaw1 Actually yeah, good idea. My unemployment will not only be tactical, but also the *moral choice*. Sucks to be a PPEist now.

@WinstanleyHarry rolling in more dollar than you, jobless monkey

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@VerumEstLiberta @betnews I guess 14% Black unemployment is a good thing. Good times!!

Monday is #OWS first birthday and the same lazy bums who sat in the streets collecting #unemployment are probably still collecting. #tcot

@StaffordCrier A growing economy where people have more money in their pocket to spend &

@srjones66 And yet we've still had over 40 months of unemployment ABOVE 8%? success? I think not!

@BuzzFeedAndrew 1 year already? Almost out of unemployment coverage.

kiehl's products are so good for my skin but i'm not sure i can afford to pay ?18 for a face wash now that i'm an unemployed uni student

@chrisrockoz I blame him for 43mos. unemployment above 8#mil under emp.or unemp.142mil employed when he took office139mil now employed!

@dailykos Everyone who worked for Solyndra is unemployed &

Billions in austerity cuts yet borrowing 25% more than Labour in it's last year in gov't WHY 2.6 unemployed. Osborne #outoftouchposhboy

Alternatively, I could do neither and resign myself to a hermit life of obesity and unemployment.

up union used used / understanding used use used / up unemployment

weird to think that all my future husbands are currently unemployed #NHLLockout

@CHRISDJMOYLES what you doing tomorrow then? #unemployed wanna catch a coffee?

@KennyWFDLive unemployment but it what it will really say is that a majority believe that this was largely the GOP's fault and they have

@Apz_AK,Get a job u unemployed Barbie

Most of my niggas got that work ..even tho they are unemployed

@annamoreyx jobless people like me!

Quirrell becomes unemployed, The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumblrdore, Ron breaks his wand. Now Ginny's gone.

and alas, jobless i remain

Before writing Harry Potter, @jk_rowling was unemployed and living on government assistance #fact #celeb #success_story

@tylerseguin92: Feels kinda weird to be unemployed now..... Debating what classes to start taking at BU or BC? #NHLLockout or unh... #hmu

“@tylerseguin92:Feels kinda weird to be unemployed now.....Debating what classes to start taking at BU or BC? #NHLLockout #Bettmansucksdick”

A Nigga Unemployed &

Only 8% of white people in South Africa are unemployed yet. people went Ape sh*t because of Woolworth's

Unemployment and the current economic climate is because Britain has a boring national anthem.

@DeniseDavies8 @mrscorie @postal16 That is a global period of receding economies more people unemployed than employed, not depresion

Officially men are not allowed to work in female lingerie. This will help fight the female unemployment.

@Marxpoint: @Apz_AK,Get a job u unemployed Barbie I study!!! Hahaha and I'm no Barbie and I have a job!!

@omar_shehata omar, how will he feed them? Pay for school? And College? Rod 3alaya. My Dad is currently unemployed and we dont no wat to do.