News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 26.08.12 Part 9

The way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga...but im still unemployed

When did this happen? Like 3 yrs AFTER the unemployment rate started rising?

@NuranLashin 'm unemployed aren't I? desperate times call for desperate measures :D

I've not been unemployed in 2 Years lol.

i don't understand stand how unemployed people get tired ...you lay around all day #wtf you tired from ???...

@AamirLiaquat hamari faimly rozana dekh thy or amir bhai mai to jobless tha likin mai jab ap ka program dekh ta to i can not feel jobless

Remember mobiJOBS is for the UNEMPLOYED YOUTH ONLY!Each job wants NO EXPERIENCE!4u by mobiJOBS

Lets be clear, if #Obama is relected I will apply 4 food stamps & unemployment & seek a bureaucratic job. #tlot #tcot #p2

There IS eu with common values: sleep, eat, shit, work, unemployment, illness, etc. Also Euro € is renamed to Pseudo.

Unemployed. One month till uni. Start watching suits or Start reading for uni? Suits, it is.

Plot Twist: You've been in coma for 30 years & when you wake up, you're a jobless hobo because of no work experience other than fangirling.

@Lu17lu that chuck - lets hope so need to make my millions now I am unemployed!!! x

Just post a status update on fb, and then delete it. Dunno, but... Jobless, eh?! :|

it's so cringey when people put 'full time mummy' as their job on facebook, why don't you just put unemployed????

We live in the era of jobless/poorly paid Ph.Ds. Degree doesn't mean shit.

Currently unemployed -_-

@itzmesidd Balls to all these articles da!! Jobless guys Will write anything for their pay.. He'l be back!! #remenberthenamewaynerooney

@realjonghyun90 i see recently, u cant fall asleep...if u are jobless, u feel sad...u can confide with me :) kkk

@Majestics_Papi only people I know arent proud to be up at 6 am are the unemployed

Back to work tomorrow. Having holiday withdrawals. Keep thinking about how good an unemployed person I'd be...

#My100Wishes Changing the unemployment % to 0.

More people in US. US unemployment rate 8.2%, UK 8.1%. Way to go ToryTreasury.double-dip recession/GVSlH

#AskObamaTruthTeam: Is it true @Obama2012 has the highest Female Unemployment Rate? #RNC2012 #GOP2012 #tcot @TeamRomney #WarOnWomen

@mattkingdom @craiglilley1992 @Jonnystamp91 @willo_joe @rossarmstrong18 @lewisfish99 saving my money for beer lads #unemployed

@zaikokko Aww. I'm so glad I'm jobless right now. Hehe.

@dannstank @Obama2012 @TeamRomney #RNC2012 GOP will fix unemployment. Before, we fired people. Now, we'll ship workers abroad!

@Kreepylady Last year, since l was unemployed, l managed to watch over 60 movies ln one month.

Jobless banget yee ente ampe update mulu ?? @realjonghyun90

U ppl r jobless@freshkiidosha: Have seen her hehe@OnlyGirlOsha: @freshkiidosha the girl at my back is wearing a winter jacket LOL

Lol?u re really jobless@maryshiimma: Lol @mss_dahiru: It's sad when you realize you aren't as important to someone as you thought you were

Michael Dorsey: I don't believe in hell. I believe in UNEMPLOYMENT, but not hell. #tootsie :))

I work a job that not a lot of people in this town can hack and your gonna say I'm less of a man while your unemployed? Wtf foreals

Fletcher could play for a top 4 club. The reasons Mick McCarthy is unemployed become more and more apparent

When you are tired of your job, think of the jobless, the disabled and all those who wish they had your job

In your ROOM!! :D @blaq_bharbie: Whre's dah jobless @_WALEy_ sef!

Real pity to see Delhi police struggling to put down Arvind Kejriwal and his bunch of hired jobless nuts wit no end results. Wasted weekend.

@The_old_haunt hun, I'm jobless since 2010! I'm already happy I could buy Castle season 4!

if pro-plus didn't exist, i think id be unemployed, lost, lonely and uneducated.

@MrDWonder Ohh MAN Will! That's a heavy road ahead. I hope youve got some decent unemployment/prospective jobs lined up. Hang in there too!

It confuses me when unemployed people go all out 2 celebrate bank holiday weekends... Every weekends a bank holiday weekend, no?

#IWannaKnowWhy jobless people watch keeping up with the Kardashians

@yaxxx7 Yo. Mans got BARE time of work. I'm jobless. Now I chill with you lot whenever you want

Bat dami parin gus2 mgnursing.30k+ na nman ang unemployed.Have they tot of being part of the sol'n?guess theyre part of the problem,again!

Here at work bored out of my mind, good thing later on today is my last day. ByeBye Subway! #Unemployed haha

@cate_a_moore Thx, don't want to commit faux pas. Some of my best friends are wealthy unemployed Tories with time on their hands!

@Dloyd2 I aint jobless

Jobless girl >>> @mzz_ada01: Watching Guys play Football >>>>>>>

@RealSamRobson i shall school you over a pint. You're paying as I am #unemployed #student #cheeky

@ShakeyStephens @stokeparkcllr last set of figures showed youth unemployment falling. Assistance with our apprenticeship programme helps

@vingrey: if pro-plus didn't exist, i think id be unemployed, lost, lonely and uneducated. Proplus works wonders

@windleshamrich It's only my opinion. But this is a fact I'll repeat. Not everyone without paid employment is unemployed.

@Tinpotgamer ... Called Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja. It's less brutal difficulty-wise, though. More gentle. Why you ask?

Words that describe my generation, tats,babies,snapbacks,weed,jobless, lol #RNS

How did we not get our unemployment money. We've never even been employed, surely that means we should get more! This movie's soo funnyy!!

When you have seven percent unemployed, you have ninety-three percent working. -John F. Kennedy

@funmilolaabati after saving debbie..who are we gonna save next?..who will save all d unemployed..all the homeless?..breast implants..Hian!

6 days till I'm unemployed!

@QueenofQueens11 nowhere ima have to collect unemployment til I find something else!

Respect can be earned, But I'm unemployed.

Unemployed? Get a Job! #LowEffortThinking brought to you by the hive mind of American conservatives. #tcot #p2 #ows #1U #WIunion #TeaParty

This time next week, I'm unemployed!

Eugh. Regretting my week of unemployment and constant eating and drinking. Detox time.

Fallen angel in Nigeria...see what jobless people are doing with photoshop.

C dem, jobless gals @PEAnCkiE @cuttiebellar

Unemployed for a week :-S

@BarackObama What about the 24 million unemployed americans without jobs & struggling? Why is ur focus on people that already have jobs?

@cfreelakers24 #GetReal, look around you. How many working age people #employed? Real unemployment is about 20% During pre-Pelosi about 5%

@CRUNKDIVA2: C dem, jobless gals @PEAnCkiE @cuttiebellar stp famzin on twitter..lol

Whu cald dis one nah@CRUNKDIVA2: C dem, jobless gals @PEAnCkiE @cuttiebellar

@diraphaelo yep, it's private. Anyways, I'll give my best foot forward for this. I don't want to be unemployed! Like who wants to. :))

@funmilolaabati no one said it was funny..u neglected the other part of my msg..what about the jobless and the homeless..who's saving them?

WHat do you think is the biggest problem facing Kenya? _unemployment,HIV AIDS,Poverty,gender violence & Education,i Thank you

Says who?@Sleek__: Buh srzly fela is jobless

@ZhenHongC lol. I m jobless, just quit my job last saturday. now I'm chilling.... you? still the event job?

@smauge @ @rachbally12 good choice! An alco and jobless. What a father!

#2brokegirls ,is wat i can only rememba wen im at the jobless corner #masafara n luvin it

@Jyde_chelseafc dude! U dnt av to put dat in tweet abt some1 who bids surgery..unemployment isn't d only prob in dis country

i'm so jobless in life =))

Going to a 'family gathering' where I will answer questions about unemployment, why I'm not married yet & then be told I look 'like a navvy'

After today I will be completely jobless and unemployed how terrifying.

funny peeps tak it easy on each oda plsRT @PEAnCkiE: Whu cald dis one nah@CRUNKDIVA2: C dem, jobless gals @PEAnCkiE @cuttiebellar

@ShonaaaPaton @lucydobsonn i can asure you im jobless

@ogundamisi whose fault is it that we re jobless mumu @rubenabati

@seancourt Not a sign of unemployment!I didn't know either. Until someone I asked to do something for me for Monday was like 'um..Bank hol?'

Stop saying I HATE MY JOB!..STFU, there are 40 million jobless NIgerians, do you want to join them?

@norma_iana nah i quit too.. like a week or 2 ago hahas.. jobless now.. planning to go uni?

@OcupyNigeria jobless reps. What has that got to do with ur legislative role?

@alexsim123 Aww good! Well it was too much to get travel and places to stay... me being jobless and that lol. I am gutted though! :( #missya

@StalkerStans @staystrong4me_x @bieberfulness tell Stalker Sarah the jobless creep I said hi :)

#ReplaceMovieNamesWithPoonamPandey - @ipoonampandey 's cheap publicity stunt. #Jobless Model

@ogundamisi Bros u harsh. Jobless Social Media Activists. He didn't use those words

Yuh must be jobless to do than sh**t

@airfantahir. Thanks. Lost work in Jan '12. No kids. Have BA deg+20yrs exp. 7 intviews

In that case @sagarikaghose ,u mustnt blind urself to the fact that guj has the lowest unemployment rate in the country.report that too.

@foxandfriends why don't fox have it in the corner of the tv show unemployment, ppl on food stamps, Americans in Poverty.

eish just found out that i'm jobless gotta check out being a fashion police

this is twitter whre the C.E.O's are jobless, rich are broke.

@tweetydasmille: @itsBUFFYboo WAI PULOS KA! - who's jobless? Who never gets up all day? Korean freak hahahaha

sir i think our state needs more employment opputunities rather than unemployment grants..isn't it shameful for our state

@sam_G_palmer haha i'm jobless now though uni soon