News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 26.08.12 Part 7

Tom cruise, if you gave me 400k a year you could totally be my daddy. #unemployed

@amelia_may7 then respect me when I tell you that being unemployed is better than an office job! Never settle! @kyliesparks

HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT: A spider web found in a prostitute's privates.#Teamfollowback

@Hossylass Have the gov & ATOS got a secret AGENDA which involves decreasing unemployed& disabled by dubious means??

Plus side to unemployment: you have the time to do the things you always say you going to do :)

Is the bad economy getting to him too? @iHrithik is jobless after Krrish 3! #HTCafe has the full story today

@DatNigga_Shmack ahh! I hope so! I hate being jobless! Lol

Du i look jobless to u? @azeyoo7: @kuche23 say you need work

@olivevangeline almost done with the first, jobless for the next 2 days, so I guess I'll watch friends all day :D

If ur fund of k'ing ppls tweet den ur ass asin Jobless AssHole!

I called ma Unc dat got me d job dat I'm an d verge of being jobless @FortifiedHart: @JAY_TUKI ur boss wan ride you...hehehe

If you got a big Dick and can fuck you don't need a job. You mfs got the unemployment section?

@cate_a_moore @jiles4pcc @topofthecopscom @pw0559 Of course doesn't matter if she is unemployed, if that was Q. Didn't mean to imply o/wise.

Imagine sittin on your ass all day collectin unemployment. Yaaa No. #getouttahere & work

@SunnySideEggers I can collect unemployment. They said they wouldn't fight it but still I'd rather work. Sorry for dumping this on you at

Loving unemployment. Watch some boxing then hit the gym at 11 with the rest of the day to myself.

...Just dance out your disappointment in the world

unemployed thinks he will b happy after he gets a job, that kid thinks he will b happy after he gets that toy he been crying for

The jobless community in Nigeria is obscenely too high. That should be the number one concern of Government, not printing N5000 notes.

Hopeless, jobless, useless #ThisIsWhatIFeelRightNow

WHERE R D FARMERS+GANGA PREMEES+UNEMPLOYED YOUTH ETC WHY R DE NT WID ARVIND

@PaulCDunnEsq It's rightfully now being closed off though, hostels not houses and more assistance into workplace for able jobless

@MeSoIKnowItReal that's what the f*** I'm saying b**** you don't want your job honey give it to me and sign up for unemployment

When u r tired of being that down ass bitch they should have it where u draw unemployment for that shit .... Lol

I LOVE unemployment lmfao...and i gotta job! Ahahaha oh welll send them checks!!!!!

You never put no work in, unemployed

U might be poor & jobless like most of us, but d widow of Zaraphath by faith, lived thru d famine. Look upto d rock from which ye were hewn

@Monroe_J19 lol unemployment is tax payer money a man who don't work don't eat they can just be bums and give me the job

@OhYouFancyHuu I guess not if your still jobless lmao

#JustToClearThingsUp some ppl here are jux Jobless! Damn!

Economic. Rearm to aolve unemployment.

@babz_gucci @ghalia_sally btw,meant to ask u tene...u related to kina saleh 4 jobless

@Nash076 Have we found a way to blame the bronies for high unemployment rates yet?

@GeorgeBailey6 having a discussion with @JimmyCoops1 as to whether working in asda is worse than being unemployed? #thoughts?

Unemployed.... again

guess im gonna catch up with a few tv series this holidays if im really jobless

W @jazlinajenna @ the toast bar. Breakfast for unemployed ppl like us... t.co/ZFswMUI9

@EddieBeqaj hard to have money when you're unemployed..

PPP to fulfil its long-standing commitment of providing 1,000 rickshaws free of cost to educated but unemployed party workers in Punjab

The devil finds work for idle hands. In other words unemployment give birth to criminals. #Pakistan

@MrSkywalker5 um jobless right now I got more time to spare lol.

@windleshamrich @jiles4pcc @topofthecopscom @pw0559 3 (cont) mean a person is unemployed. I am not in paid employment. I am not unemployed.

Your 21 and unemployed? Get away from me lol

@DeeRyall Given 4% unemployment and record investment in services as Lab legacy, you might like to rethink your definition of good

Have to stop spending on expensive tickets. U're jobless now ila. Jobless!

@Mini_estmoi its always the jobless ones that want to come disturb.

@iShaharyar_MD hey about unemployment he has told it jokingly and KM though is on the verge if completing the script is yet to

when i was unemployed i wanted to work so bad, now i have a job i really cant be fucked....

The internet predictions of how the first date should is a big example of how jobless ppl are reading them.

Its times like this I really wish I was unemployed, cbf

Officially unemployed! Now to spend my last 3 days with family & friends... & packing. This is always bittersweet.

In a country with 30%+ unemployment, how is everything still closed on a Sunday?

Unemployment in Nigeria: No society can maintain reasonable law and order with more than its labour force jobless and restless.

#AskObamaTruthTeam: Is it true, @Obama2012 allowed 42 months of 8% (plus) unemployment...w/out solving the issue? #GOP2012 #tcot #RNC2012

This is another day of my unemployed days, that 'm going to enjoy :)

Here in India, never heard of independent database consultants. May be because freelancing is considered a profession of the unemployed.

Everything is so overwhelming right now. #CantDeal #Betrayal #Unemployed

@dendooot @Kazurinsan my sched is pretty flexible, since i'm still unemployed. fck.

I need a vacation from unemployment...

@Phrustated Step up 4

#AskObamaTruthTeam: Is it true, @Obama2012 allowed 42 months of 8% (plus) unemployment w/out solving issue? @RomneyResponse @TeamRomney

@garymeyerza possibly misrelating cause and effect? Less discretionary income because of unemployment?

@ABC @NBC @CBS @CNN @FoxNews #AskObamaTruthTeam: Is it true, @Obama2012 allowed 42 months of 8% (plus) unemployment w/out solving issue?

Unemployment is the cause of all these problem In this country Nigeria, but does people the re eating the money woul hav another option.

25). As we anticipated, the unemployment rate has risen three quarters in a row.

Ma hands dont like to be unemployed they like towork !

@Lov3lyAdria yeah. On weekdays. And jobless on Sundays.

many people re not doing anything so one shoul jst imagine giving a man that's jobless 4 abt 4yrs BH and train he/her maybe he woul do beta

#PRESIDENTCLUELESS #DENIAL #SELFABSORBED POTUS in denial about mass unemployment , staggering debt and a government as clueless as he is.

Much of working full time to save money for freelance/unemployment/writing travel is now a new computer. I suppose it's good timing really

@shesautomatic_ No, putting up with unemployed society leeches such as yourself drives me to drink

@Joshuatwe13 some HK film.... Hopefully can get so I won't be jobless. Lol!

Absolutely love not having a hangover on a Sunday morning @robbiestone11 shame you can't say the same #drunkatwork #jobless

The problem is not that the majority is jobless, but the are functionally useless! #capitalism

@mandyperkins3 ah. the life of the unemployed

@luhannies or so i think...unemployment was high -lots of ppl in poverty in the book :DDDDDD IM SO FABULOUS~

U can always tell the niggas that's jobless on twitter bruh...

“@_Kaaylee: I get so annoyed when ppl bitch about their jobs! They need to be grateful. I'm 22, unemployed and it suks:(

First taste of unemployment, a shitty pay from E.ON. How am I going to survive being a student again?

@TiredRPh downsized ourselves after working to catch up from jobless last year, trying to land a weekend gig at WAG to get ahead.

Are u a student or a jobless mother #dbskgirl4ever

MSNBC: GOP Removes First Latina Governor from Key RNC Speaking Spot to Accomodate Candidates Unemployed Wife. @JRubinBlogger @JonahNRO

I get unemployment you working we making the same shit

“@thehunderwear: Are u a student or a jobless mother #dbskgirl4ever” HAHAHAHAH

“@sportsfanslife: @shesautomatic_ No, putting up with unemployed society leeches such as yourself drives me to drink” BOOM! Haha

just a month ago I was UNEMPLOYED, SINGLE & HAPPY, but now EMPLOYED, DOUBLE & UNHAPPY :(((

Lets hope I wake up in 2 hrs or ill be unemployed tbh

@AriShaffir probably no unemployment benefits there. Not everywhere is like the US:-)

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed.

unemployed but its all good

@beignida To show how jobless we were..and all that is visible in the mobile version of FB :D

“@MzGracieBaby: U can always tell the niggas that's jobless on twitter bruh...”(battle rappers and some in general don't have jobs lol smh)

Last day of being jobless, lazy and twitter active.

@CharliKasumba haha, seriously there is nothing great about this place, most of the people are jobless, the weather is always rainy, its bad

@dannstank @Obama2012 #GOP2012 #RNC2012 #RNCconventionSlogans Yep, Obama did not solve unemployment. GOP will send people to jobs abroad!

@tatadocomo Do u think ppl are jobless n always speak to ur sick CC asking to deactivate ur automated services! #Bangalore

@JoshLukes no that would be the unemployment line

I got work in a few yet im still up with yu lifeless unemployed fucks

Has a better chance of getting a full time job in the most unemployed city in the US than finding a date in their lifetime.

@dannstank @Obama2012 @TeamRomney #GOP2012 #RNC2012 #RNCconventionSlogans Yep, Obama has unemployment. GOP will ship people to jobs abroad!