News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 26.08.12 Part 40

@williamtoofye Lmao , you got jokes ?! As soon as I become a manager... Your jobless ! :p

flop house: where drug abusers stay 2 sleep & abuse drugs. Some pay rent, while others r unemployed & do nothing except party & abuse drugs.

@VaTxn Please send chart comparing Michigan unemployment and, say, Gov Christie's New Jersey. Then complain about GM. @cspanwj

I'm getting fired #Unemployment

Fuck Healthcare... Fuck Unemployment, the economy, War, immigration and gay marriage too.. Vote Obama, just 'cause he's Black

@TKittyMuddaFugg Girrrl, i feel you on that haha i'm unemployed too -__- & until then, i'm a #skimpystoner haha thank gosh for smokeouts lol

I bet they throwing this Pool party with CB's money, since both Kae & Hood are unemployed. Move around.

Meanwhile TO, Ochocinco and Plaxico all unemployed...

@lellylellyjelly Yes please! Come be unemployed and bored for me! :D

I hate the feeling of being jobless.

@avfcelizabeth glamour model + footballer's girlfriend = soon to be unemployed!

@_hannahboo10 well I can't be jobless! Lol I'm sure they'd hire you.

@PMXNews Assuming I'm not working full time and driving, which I kinda hope I am, to both, lol I don't want to be unemployed.

I bet the 18,000 homeless, starving unemployed beggars will be protected from contact with the ugly, wealthy REPUGNANTLICAN s

Friday I will b unemployed .... imma need some tips on how to b broke bitch....

@DimensionsBTD I'm jobless and cigaretteless. /cries

@FAILAiimee yeah, I'm jobless too. Haha

#IAmNotARepublicanBecause this unemployment gig is just too awesome.

@Teezycole are u jobless?

@chrisheath13 If you're not being an A's superfan, you're housebound

@HIislegit LOL, you got schooled by McKenzie! Go back to your basement and get molested by your retarded dad you fucking unemployed loser.

Stop telling me I picked a major that brings unemployment. Be happy for me and support me even if that is the case

@LyttleLady_ haha too long being unemployed and bored shitless gave me ideas whilst washing up...

Starting college this week and also loosing my job this week... #naefunny #jobless #naecool

1/2 Special #Emmoquiz Who said There is no doubt the Australian economy is doing better than most. Our unemployment is remarkably low ...

I Refuse To Wait In That Damn Unemployment Line Of Folk..

@iBushra_ I HATE IT. I HATE IT. I HATE IT. Ya5i I'm unemployed, isn't it obvious?! #stupidity

Officially unemployed, I love all of my mucho friends! Good luck to all of you in the future, peace out

this is what my jobless loser brothers do. deliberately 'jam' in my room at piss odd hours :-/ t.co/rbZ5q3GT

@ALFMTH Bush tax cuts are almost 12 years old. Why did we have so many jobs shipped overseas? Why is unemployment so high? Profits are high.

Welp fellas..better hope you got unemployment or taking extenz cuz if not @quianalatrese WILL hit you wit that *shrug x heisman*

@ktheena My sleeping rhythms have gone awry since I am unemployed. I sleep late, wake up late.

My brother is the worst room mate, lazy, unemployed and fucking lazy

Two jobs and over three year later... I AM OFFICIALLY UNEMPLOYED! Now time to collect benefits as a typical liberal would do...

“@theonlyadult: Worse. Than. Bush.“ = Obomba on civil liberties, transparency, protecting whistleblowers, drone murdering, unemployment...

@MrRedMartian: Stop blaming YOUR unemployment on the president...blame it on your laziness, lack of ambition and weed usage

I have no idea where to find someone that's unemployed and has nothin better to do than drive me to perverts houses all day tho.

So a team could sign Plaxico, T.O. and Chad Johnson and put them all on one team....who would of thought they would all be jobless

Convo with @bhumbleb @bhumble: TO has 12 million followers ME: I bet he wishes that was 12 million dollars...he's unemployed right now!

Let Me Get This Straight.. Your 17 && Pregnant,You Still Type Like A Kid && Your Jobless?? ...#NuffSaid

I'm 18 and unemployed who jobs hiring

1 more week till unemployment heaven

#IAmNotARepublicanBecause we can't go back to the Bush era. 4% unemployment and $150 billion deficits were unpatriotic

Now, I'm on @Etsy looking for things I don't need. Ooo'n & Aaah'n @ how creative people are for HOURS! If I pinned too, I would be jobless!

See Im Unemployed With No Boss Hoe While Yall Sckn Dick For Free Im Broke Off Hoe !!!

#IfWeHadaRealMedia they would be reporting on the high unemployment, not on Romney’s dog on roof

@CraigEmersonMP Not a hard quiz - former PM Howard said that. The same who as treasurer gave us high interest rates, inflation, & jobless.

Ur moodier than anyone I know, and an addict, have low self esteem and are unemployed as often as u are. Have nearly no friend and seem...

The homie @the_mo007 said he gone retire off unemployment

Ebuka is a jobless cow. How did he find that tweet?

@noldinold Had a nightmare: dreamt I was nearly 40, fat, jobless & getting money from an old, married dude. Made me happy to go to work.

I'm jobless na :(

Thinking of cryogenically freezing myself until they can find a cure for unemployment.

Ocho-Johnson? Cut. T.O.? Back to being unemployed. Are we sure Randy is going to make the #49ers final 53?

I would be a much more productive person without the internet. I would also be jobless without the internet #paradox

hopefully come across a better job or a second one soon im barely making more than i did a week on unemployment with these hours

I honestly can't wait to be jobless

This nigga over complaining how unemployment is so slow, but the nigga turned down a job cause it's too much…btr take wut u can get #FOB

Times are a changing #college #acac #jobless going to be a good few months :)

#9jaYouths Do they have a role to play in combating unemployment in Nigeria. if yes, what are these roles? @Realomosexy @ekekeee @DeleMomodu

@6sAnd7s get them food stamps and unemployment. that'll help for now.

@NHL here is a thought.... start looking at the want ads bc you will be jobless soon unless this is GB posting as part of his $8m/yr salary

@Mumu Facts: 98% of chelsea fans in Nigeria are Jobless. They Love drinking Chelsea Dry Gin.

@drewsmith23 @toddsturgill @brianpwood @L3ANM4C if that's the case unemployment office here we come.

Romney in dead heat with Obama in polls. Not good. Horrid economy. 8% unemployment. The tax eaters are driving this election. #tcot

only time will tell. I'm unemployed. looking for a job playing soccer enjoying life #shutup

You’re at starbucks? Please post pictures of your coffee, I’ve never seen one before. Retarded Jobless idiots Freaks its a god damn Coffe

@benvyle Chocolate salesman? Beer critic? 5-star chef? Condom tester? Def not accountant, proctologist, or unemployed.

Don't know how people can like being jobless. It's been 2 days and I'm already going bananas

Beer and Britney Spears. Unemployed Sundays.

@Zorto_NFA: I'm jobless na :(- read your bbm.

Lmfaooo @PreppyPox: “@x_ashleigh_x3 If I was to go to havoc I would be lonely, unless @PreppyPox goes with me.” bitch I'm unemployed

Shonichi of being unemployed. Woo. You guys. I'm so awesome and handsome.

Says GDP declining .5% and unemployment rising to 9% -- things getting better? @Wrench44

$400 a week for unemployment sweet jus to sit on yo ass...

I currently am unemployed

Most of my niggaz still got dat work although their unemployed

@NewsHour @crowleyCNN @BobSchieffer ask Mitt: why does GOP blame PBO 4 spike n unemployment when Boehner has NOT created any job bills? #FOX

@_NealeDWalsch Having been thru abuse, divorce, bankruptcy and elongated unemployment..have I finally begun to follow my true purpose.

#IAmNotARepublicanBecause I know that the best way to create jobs is provide unemployment benefits.

@Ray_Liotta_Fans well things are bad in some states like Fla. Nevada where unemployment is high. Otherwise it is slow but improving.

@Sanshl unemployment not good here either, though signs of improvement but only slight.

#IAmNotARepublicanBecause I know the US can continue having $1 trillion dollar deficits and 8%+ unemployment indefinitely.

@terrellowens have fun being unemployed. You've lost the fire. You're done. #deepquote

Vince Young to hit the unemployment line again? Really hope he can get his stuff together and make a comeback... just not in the AFC.

Work in the morning. Unemployment over

Eeeeeep! Working tomorrow :) Yay for a possible end to my unemployment!

unemployed and lookin for work! hit me up NYC cats if u know if any dope job opportunities! retail or photo/art shit

And jobless pipu @__NicoleeBtc: Old people talk......ALOT !

Unemployed yet employed, @Johnny_Abdi .. Buys things of kijiji for 1$ sells it for 100$ #OnHisGrind

@CourtJuice might as well come back to ya roots! Upstate! We have to the lowest unemployment rate in the state! More jobs.less danger!

@Kara_Malinczak @misterkristoff I badly want to win it! :) Being unemployed means I'd have to rely on the local library to read it otherwise

@FreeHerr Lolz yea but we had our bad days together me nd Freddy but sum days he was chill idk mad weird!! Wats up with u and unemployment

@mackenziecostaa To be honest i dont have that type of money #Unemployed

@Sanshl unemployment figures are for ever being published in the newspapers over here, such a shame

We used to blow that (unemployment) money on golf.

Now I am jobless. #wtf

@Worthog117 @DarkRazorZ How can you afford that? There is no NHS for animals and you're jobless. #Logic

@AbrarMand @okaryrasha it's all of us dear& btw we're not considered unemployed, we haven't got our clearance yet,technically we're students

@1POST5 still unemployed