News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 09.09.12 Part 34

The jobless people answered me LMFAOOO .

I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant

Feel free to change 'youth unemployment' with any other hilarious political observation.

@CJ_Warrior19 unemployment centers, abortion clinics, wind generators, prisons, &

@RWwatchMA 48 str8 months of unemployment over 8% - thx Obama!

unemployment is the deciding factor in the American upcoming election. Last figure is at 8.1%. Romnet pledged to create 250 jobs per month/

My boss just called and it became quite real that I'm jobless :( Gotta meeting tomorrow with investigators and fire chief :(

@JJohnstone99 welcome to unemployed life! October 1st, got a while to wait #boredalready

In exactly 10 min I will be an unemployed****

These ceremonies are worth paying taxes for... I paid them when I was working before people jump on the unemployed bandwagon

@wsjaeboo Unemployed and with not a chance in Hell of finding employment. But I prefer your take!

23 million jobless?!? I didn't build that - Bush did (even if it happened under my watch). #ObamaSlogans #tcot #tlot #tiot #teaparty #ucot

It's weekend everyday for us jobless folks.

@_HelloBrittany you know he unemployed lol

So on that note people should not take the piss out of the unemployed I got a sia and spectator saftey, drivin licence &

Been blogging my butt off lately. The surviving unemployment one was actually mostly written in the weeks that followed the event.

If people were as pissed about the unemployment rate as they are about the replacement NFL refs, everyone who wanted a job would have 1.

@amyvezz i <

@Heartley_106: @_odidika. Jobless nigga--searched thru ma facebook--na GOD go PUnish U infactLMAO! Vex is not necessary sir

It's just something about Sundays that make it ok to be lazy, non productive, and eat everything. It's almost like being fat and unemployed.

Nice face tattoo. Enjoy unemployment

@ochocinco I jus wanna know, where is the hoe you used them condoms on? She prollt left yo unemployed ass! Smh. #Niggas

We need to CHANGE: Dis Regarding 40,000,000 Americans now dropped off unemployment lists due to extended unemployment

PSA if your unemployed don't smoke weed cuz you can't afford it... REALLY.

@garyowencomedy And Terrell Owens in thinking like the unemployed.

Right so I'm unemployed so I've decided I'm going just become a pokemon master and make Red my bitch then you'll now I'm the fucking boss!

@hjoneshojo it was the Tories that created the ICB issues during Thatcher and Major to hide unemployment , Labour created ESA

PSA: if you got your PhD in basket weaving, please don't blame President Obama for your unemployment. that is all.

@FatBaldBearded @ColorMeRed only if you want increasing unemployment and deficits which is what Europe proves.

@Stan4PopQueens @avrillavigne grow up you unemployed idiot

This is how bad the Obama economy is: 8.1 pc unemployment, but if it weren't for people who have given up in last 3 years it would be 11.2

@k_roach54 @KirstiePhilpott @tombinnington @AphraBruceJones ...problem solved? #unemployed t.co/gHOMdUBW

The para olympics r over 15,000 r jobless now loool

So my unemployment plans for tomorrow. Tidy my room. Joys of living at home #FeelLikeAKid

Well most of you are unemployed now. Hope you saved that money bro.

@Jazziemovement: Unemployment is gonna increase at 00.00 its pek!!! @Bhad_PD @MuzzyFarooq

Osama bin Laden dead. War in Iraq over. Economic catastrophe averted. Stocks up. Unemployment down. Successful President.

@ChrisJillard #unemployed #student #fresherprep

I was going to make a joke about unemployment, but it needs some work.

@Marianax29 2 weeks with a job then jobless till when ever you get it back. And well i dont go shopping when i know ima be jobless

@RepublicanRehab @MittRomney unemployment down, brought down debt &

Shout out to all my unemployed homies

#Olympics2012 #Paralympics2012 summer is finally over. And just like that.......unemployment has dropped

From April to July 2012, the number of employed youth rose 2.1 million to 19.5 million 08/17/2012 Jobless rates up in 44 states,

Bareee man gonna be unemployed now :(

@hjoneshojo instead of attacking the disabled and those your govt have put in benefits from the increased unemployment attack the bankers

My dad said i should buy a computer...with what money? I'm unemployed things aren't as easy as they sound

“@ericwinkel: @CJ_Warrior19 unemployment centers, abortion clinics, wind generators, prisons, &

@KimKardashian going take a pic with him. greg. yea. wait that day. im jobless. its all kenny. dont complain.

If the work force continues shrinking at this pace, we’ll get the unemployment rate down to that 5 percent President Obama promised us...

That's so peak I'm unemployed now :(

@MY57R0: Bareee man gonna be unemployed now :( peak

You know you have an assignment to finish if Kyrgyzstan's culture seems more interesting when you're jobless

Unemployment levels in east london are gonna rise in a couple of hours :(

@YukioRodrigues @harrykanda you are now officially unemployed

LOLLLLL. So many are unemployed, at least you got your peess up!

“@MY57R0: Bareee man gonna be unemployed now :(”<

Two days left of unemployment. Thank goodness. Im done with daytime television!

@FredeB_JAX @d2king1 @bigbizzear matt cassel went to the pro bowl 2-3 years ago...all 3 QBs that followed colts are unemployed right now

@SandyLindsay Lots. Of unemployed drummers from tomorrow as well

lifes a depressing business ..thank fuck i&

When I was jobless I wanted to work bad as hell , now I be like Fucc it .

“@StayInYourLaine: Well most of you are unemployed now. Hope you saved that money bro.” Loooooooool

@MrFalaye I can see dat ur jobless

@FlyByKnite @sean__mcg Aye when you wana say any of this to my face let me know. Unemployed college drop out lame ass excuse for a person.

I'm officially unemployed, working at the olympics and paralympics was an amazing experience though

@Jholt915 @dirtybirdnation Surefire way for Andy Reid to find himself on the unemployment line in January.

bla bla bla have the unemployed doing paid internships for lords, why the fuck not, their getting paid for nowt.

Why isn't Obama running on hope and change and cutting the deficit in first term, getting unemployment under 4 %, Obamacare raising costs

@ReeceRidley1 @craigsharpe_ I'm jobless! Haha! Good pay for yous?

You are living with your mother, jobless, can't support your kids, and on house arrest. Please explain to me how you are better than me.

@Schofe I love you phillip. You made my past unemployment bearable. Tx

@shamroxmysox Sadly, Tim will be unable to collect unemployment benefits. Getting fired by me = being forced to choose to quit :(

@unemployed__guy whoa whoa whoa no need to be mean :'(

@gafferbush as long as the jobless picks up all the mess afterwards it's all good lol

@RAWRitsRebecca same here, well not teaching obviously, probably just being unemployed. Brilliant.

Also, I'm now unemployed...yay

Lmao everyone's unemployed now

Hmmmm I think I meant unemployment has increased in that last tweet : /

#Olympics now done and dusted.. more people back to being unemployed in few days..#olympicsclosingceremony#London2012

NBC Obama licker Chuck Todd declares Obama ‘caught a break in the unemployment number – creating mixed headlines’ : Fire Andrea...

@Ravitude I think you missed the part where my family is jobless atm and we use food stamps lol

on the other side of the hemisphere, unemployment could reach 60%. Yet no dictatorship seems to be bothered by it/

@rKizzle_18 you still didn't get a job with your unemployed ass. Aha

@KatieShow I've been unemployed for two years

Now that the Olympics and Paralympics are over, we are all gonna go back to being UNEMPLOYED.

@_OverTheHill You're going to look back on these tweets when you're applying for jobs and understand why you're unemployed. @NaQuelBby10o

@kittybrucknell ignore them haters kitty! Please! They are probably just jobless darling! Xxx

@unemployed__guy @38DDCincyBaby easy buddy.

@iMoosabhai ya so? Unemployed and show off it seems.. Thoo ninna!

Don't worry I am not unemployed, I have a job until the end of October

@JoeCockram Yeah that's very true... But will they? Nahhhh! Once a jobless bum, always a bum. There will be people with issues. Lol

If it weren't for people stopping even trying to find a job the us unemployment rate wld be higher now than in the recession. What disgrace

Is Seb Coe unemployed now?

Amazing Britain. Get 3000 to work for nothing but still 3mill unemployed.

Wait. Coe is now unemployed?

@KiddChris you unemployed douche

@Kallylock you forgot muggings, rape, stabbings, gangs, pedophiles, pollution, chavs, wanna be gangsters, mass unemployment and cunts lol

University: jst the same as being unemployed but ur parents are proud of you.

Even with an Engineering Degree I can't figure this one out. IF we all are out of work and stop looking, Unemployment will be 0% good job.O.