News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 09.09.12 Part 31

iFuckin hate my job -______- I'm finna collect unemployment on dey ass nxt month

@juicysflyyer For real. Two years working there and they tryna not pay me unemployment That Rosa was making up some bullshit. But I got my $

@RaqueliCisneros Obama knows real unemployment rate is double digit. He doesn't want US to know!

@Lucyjuicy10: Officially an unemployed bum!! #cutupmystaffcard #byebyediscount im friends with a bum :o

@Educ8t2Infiltr8 nothing im unemployed lol

Been jobless for a month now... #cantdeal #mcdonaldstakemeback

ffs, mum only cares she is loosing money for me, dosent care about anything else..I'm jobless so solve that one!

Rihanna looks like a middle aged, unemployed, lesbian. Not a good look, just saying.

@murywollos if I get anything any bigger I'll end up getting a sleeve and be forever unemployed #life

Maybe I can get paid to tweet all day? #Unemployed #NeedToMakeBank

#Unemployment. #ThisTweetLeftBlankIntentionally

Handjob? Blowjob? no, I'm still unemployed

Should we also blame Obama for negative GNP growth in UK or 56% youth unemployment in Spain? #ItsTheGlobalEconomyStupid

Loved seeing a bit of Coldplay at the closing ceremony. Now I have to go to bed as I have a job. Hope the 2m unemployed people enjoy it #bed

@Shammiiiiiiiiii eww not like that! the world as in life in general! Im jobless, sitting on my laptop- a nerd 24/7 while the world grows!

It's funny when you're unemployed what you make a priority. ex: I NEED a pumpkin spice latte. Livin that Starbucks life on a welfare budget!

@rconniff #WISCONSINFIGHTBACKNOW November 7th = Paul Ryan without employment must pay COBRA, apply 4 unemployment &

Oblameo and his neolib anti-God army are anti - family, women, children, white men, 23mm unemployed Americans and their starving children.

@adammh_ owwwwww I really am ** what you gunna do with your unemployed hobo useless bum self?

Don't talk to me about unemployment! i come from a small fishing village in Derbyshire! #MeltonJones

Does allen combs think unemployment should be a retirement program?

@snickspeed it's what you do when you're unemployed and the dark clouds are gathering #judgementday

@MillenniumWilma, Young lady, respectfully you proved my point, Obama equals no jobs.. That's why they're unemployment finished.

Once upon a time, back when a 40-hour week could feed a whole family...now homeless &

Some dopey little Latinos have a jive job,a few toys.want to feel good supporting Obama while their poor brethren go jobless &

Allen Combs backed obama destroying contracts with GM takeover so sending naval officers to unemployment is no surprise!

@EMPRESSRAW and she gone be rich and they gone be jobless

Today has made me realise that I don't understand how unemployed people live. I have one day off ill and it's the most boring thing.

“@HONEY386: @EMPRESSRAW and she gone be rich and they gone be jobless”<

That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed

#paraolympics we are a caring people rich in talent,sadly we have a govt that sees the disabled,old&

@Esteinberger OK Eric. I have a few minutes. Let's start with 43 consecutive months of 8%+ unemployment. Is that good? Deficit cut in 1/2?

@ReshaniMaIik *jobless. No, I can spell jobless so I'm not unemployed. I just hate shitty bands/music and their groupies.

@TheJustinDuncan or unemployed

@AVerebely 4 ur information running a business and a country are two different responsibilities. Bankrupting biz and leaving ppl unemployed

unemployed and waiting for student life #bringit

I am now unemployed :( goodbye hot dog bar i love youuu

@babyburnsss i might miss you a little bit.. and with my unemployed hobo useless bum self im goin to do absolutely fuck all haha then commit

@_LezBeHonest__ bored.. fusterated .. jobless

Starving children. Unemployment. Divorce. Those are real issues. How ugly you are without makeup is not one of them.

@PshThatOneGuy @littleLishka We have a vibrant economy and under 7% unemployment. We're laid back. Heck, even minimum wage is $10/hr

Creativity....why thousands of artists are jobless now days? ? t.co/pd1SGxE5

@electionate It's also been said that no president has won with 8%+ unemployment.

@TinyTinaSpice good thing you unemployed you bum!

@IanRobinson So even if you ignored the discrimination in the work place and current unemployment it wouldn't matter,

I'm sad for the end of the Olympics/Paralympics

You tweet about how you want a 'bad bitch' and a chick with ambition while you're jobless chillin in your house picking your ass

@Tomedgerz Im jobless man lool aint got money to throw around like that

Rush on Friday: if Obama gets reelected, the unemployment rate will be 7%, and 5 million more people will drop out of the workforce.

@trapshxttweetin nah he go get his shit together or he go be jobless lol

@tinyoverdosexO unemployment

If my parents had a bit of money I would love to have a small party. But seeing how my dad is jobless ATM. With 4 kids. It's #irresponsible

no offense to anyone but I swear I feel like everyone I meet is jobless it's weird :O

@Lushotashagist im officially unemployed now im not a student so everyday is a funday lol

@patsrik ya lookin dat oly i'm in chennai ! No openings for fresher.:( i'm simply jobless :( i dono wat 2 do !

We hold ourselves accountable, hold Oblameo accountable for 23mm unemployed Americans and their starving children, 47mm on food stamps.

@susanetheridge @VICE I love that the idea of a gingerfro really sends some people over the edge to choosing unemployment!

@AaronCordice Also barrack is under pressure due to the vast rise in unemployment in the US

Well, I slipped some vodka - quite a lot actually - into his juice while he was off shaking hands with the unemployed.

@KatieShow im an unemployed democrat with free time in the daytime #rnc. @jtkola

Oblameo and his neolib anti-God army crimes against hummanity

I blame @BarackObama and his failed policies* for making me unemployed. (*I actually quit my job, and Obama had nothing to do with it)

43 months of 8%+ unemployment good job #Obama vote romney/Ryan 2012 #MittRomney #PaulRyan

Last day at rydell high :( I'm gonna miss this crazy bunch! #unemployed

Dunno If that means im unemployed lol, let's see how long it takes for me to find a job in/near leicester

@V_Intoxicated you're unemployed

#theimpossible #the_impossible #spareticket #freeticket #mcgregor_ewan Anyone have a free ticket for an unemployed fan?

Ppl who are lazyy and quit work just to collect unemployment <

@HarryBigG I agree: Made in USA matters. We need to bring the jobs back home, and train the unemployed to give them the skills they need!

@BloodyScotland wow I really want to come to this! Shall need to see the pennies though being an unemployed journo grad.

Oh, the irony of food stamp President Downgrade calling himself Touchdown POTUS when unemployment is 8.3% &

Looks like the original officials may stay in the unemployment line

#Obama on the compaign trail bashing #Romney but never mentions the unemployment and deficit problem

3 shifts left!! #unemployed. #doler #horriblescruffystudent.

JI d overrated harvard trained supposed wizkid! Whateva he touches goes bad! Renders pple jobless with no entitlements! No be curse be dat?

At least the unemployment rate is lower in the OC!

@jack_bamford Ideal, probably see you at some point then as I'm still an unemployed bum!

I'm unemployed #suckmytitsbritain

@Ericakes Or just give living unemployed people the chance to work a register.

@davidwebbshow @MittRomney Unemployed real estate investor and developer - looking for some POSITIVE business talk and results out of DC

Wishes I could be an unemployed rich man :L

@drewbram75 During the Great Depression unemployment was 22-25%. Real unemployment now at ~19->

Nigga you not a boss if you unemployed

It's strange to think that I'm now officially unemployed!

Unemployed people living of the government who don't try to get a job really fuck me off !!! So some self worth fuckers

Officially unemployed! :D

@concrocotta Because they're busy. Even when unemployed, I have always kept myself very very busy with a bazillion projects. :D

unemployment increases after midnight?

President Obama why have we had 3.5 years of above 8% unemployment when u said the stimulus would make it under 6%? Answer: Look, Squirrel!

but im still unemployed... ** “@imSweet__: The way you say my name makes me feel like im that nigga ?”

yea dats crazy “@JerzeeJoker348: This man TO is 3rd all time in TDs but unemployed. Smh VH1 kills careers”

Providing Free Birth Control or Lowering the Unemployment Rate. Don't you think it's time we started focusing on the bigger picture?

@_CrimsonRegret_ @maja_li Yeah. I live in Flint, MI. It's worse off than detroit overall, 19% unemployment. We get by, though!

#ThingsNobodyWouldSay I love being broke, jobless, not in a relationship

@Real_HW_fan @GraceIn2010 @Teresa_Giudice @AllAboutTRH Doesn't he pump gas or something. Maybe unemployed! He is slimy! Rid him of the ugly

@charllysaurxo very! I'll be 22, unemployed, and have around a ?50k debt to pay! I'm not sure I'm liking this prospect of growing up! :(

#Romney: If only every unemployed person in America could marry #AnnRomney they'd be greatly enriched on #MeetThePress. #jobs ##GOPFAIL

I'll have finished university by the time it's Rio. Luckily I'll almost certainly be unemployed and thus able to watch it all.

What are you when you're a post-grad Graduand? Post-Graduand? Unemployed? All of the above?

I hate askin my momma for money smh i hate being jobless