News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 09.09.12 Part 17

Right i be like oka THATS why u gonna be unemployed @xoxo_reese

Honestly think Im going to look like that asian girl from the new show unemployed when im older.

Team unemployed u make me sick.waking up at coonery hours,(past 12) and tweeting about it,making the employed sawty.

sundays when you're unemployed are lovely. #bacon #moviesontv #golf #tea #thecouch

@TweetShortS Cause I'm Jobless &

and one day you realize being jobless is a curse.

Ehn na. Cnt stay here al day lyk m jobless @SirDoolz: @Yo_tzwhunmie its you nah, u lik off and on

@Chad4Mayor The facts? Like the fact that you said yourself that you are unemployed? Or were you lying about that? Thanks for the apology.

Being young black and unemployed is not the move.

When people moan about being unemployed but are too lazy to apply... (and yes jess chalkley this is about you. Lazy shite)

I don't blame either party for unemployment and our economic problems

@PolitixGal Real Unemployment is at 19%. And Obama says good my plan is working

Last full day that this is the sniffers account, he goes back tomorrow and then it's my unemployed ass until another dog appears.

@Anthhh43 well luckily I'm unemployed(

Sometimes I wish I was unemployed and could afford to do nothing but people watch on the metro and attend baseball games.

Yeah, who needs the 5% unemployment &

First day unemployed and I'm babysitting the two rascals down the street :)

@PiperClover I am currently unemployed, but that is because I took a calculated career choice by accepting a one year mat leave position..

Also, as of this afternoon, I'm going back to being a blonde. Unemployment isn't good for maintaining a drastically diff. haircolor.

Unemployed People who tweet/post as pm TGIF please DPMO!! #ThatsThatShitIDontLike

@kimbobs18 i would love to buy one from your department- however one is unemployed #help #jobplease

We take this moment to say our goodbyes to unemployment. I'll savour such memories as 'applying for jobs' &

@_LuvJoNelle Ohhh, I would love to, but a negro is jobless! Hopefully I'll run into some money!

My mom is unemployed cause the guy she worked for died... -.-

and the 40% of the population that are unemployed on the other hand.

The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed.

I wish so bad I could go back to when I didn't have a job.. life is soo nice when your jobless

#ReasonsWeAreNotBetterOff Above 8% Unemployment

@HannahTamkin your name is steve ayres and your a 35 year old male. Jobless

Sadly it was unemployments time to leave. IT WILL NOT BE MISSED

Having a few today. Got dressed for work this morning then realised I'm unemployed

The reason this time: wife got a new job, (jobless) hubby got intimidated &

Currently bored with my life. So jobless *triple major sigh

@adam_on_tour you unemployed?

#lnyhbt @seanhannity Obama's dream: Unemployed Socialist States of America (USSA)

luhan now is like a jobless man stays at home and watches every football matches that m.u appears

Lancaster SC high unemployment 14% I don't know anyone making wind powered. Or manufacturing. Time to Vote for someone else to run America.

I Don't Wanna Be Jobless ! But man

Have a job interview lined up for Friday, just for the bank, but at least I won't be totally jobless in a months time.

@abc Is it fair for Dem to promise &

@jeczaja You have forgotten the double digit inflation &

@Ebenwolfe Thats a good Idea,we'll have cuts,unemployment no NHS no benifits for Sick &

Even my Fate-chan said it was okay... so why the hell do I feel so uneasy? *sighs* Must be my jobless state... *hugs @EnforcerFate*

@hullsam no but Unemployed people are always available to chill out with!

Akhilesh Yadav started distributing 'unemployment allowance' to unemployed youths in UP....is it true rahul gandhi was seen in the queue!

@HK21__ lol is that what youre gonna say when youre old, unemployed and broke 'fam, at least uni was liiiiiiiveeee' hmmmm *sideeye* lol

@davidaxelrod He also said your boss is fudging the unemployment numbers. We're at 19% unemployment which is depression-era numbers, douche.

Zuckerman: How many people are out of work but not counted as unemployed because they hadn't sought work in the past 4 weeks? Eight million.

i was looking for a job and then...well, with unemployment near 10% and a degree in a dead industry...i decided to just go play in traffic.

@butterflybesos9 yet unemployment is holding steady at 8+% and unofficial unemployment is going up, something doesnt add up

BHO spending us into a depression. Real unemployment is 24%. However, while throwing $ at problems proven not to work, it does buy votes.

Why would I wanna follow a Ginger jobless soapy looking nerd come on give me some strength we all make mistakes

@Qurrotulain i could help you out with it..as you know im pretty jobless..! :) if only you would come to see me!

@JGarza6804 @jrubinblogger you're down 4 points to someone with the middle name Hussein and 8% unemployment. Be concerned

What would also be cool is a report of money(welfare, school grants, unemployment) given out in a combined form. Part 1.

Being a mother is a full time job. That is why I pay no mind to those who say im unemployed. My two jobs surpass your 9 to 5.

@Allam_ek just say when, i'm an unemployed bum at the moment :D oh and don't forget my ice cream :p

@MaddisonChaney #jobless #bums

Unemployment line

Do i still have to say #NSFW if all my friends are unemployed?

@MaLkmb lol no way :p I work at American express :p #legalizedbitchwork but its better then Walmart. Alex is still unemployed #welfare

#Ryan: #Obama is keeping gas prices high! Wow, what a brilliant plan. I guess he's keep unemployment high as well to ensure his re-election

@PositivelyJoan job loss? U blind? 23 millions unemployed and u care about 2 jobs! Obama and Biden? Seriously

Zuckerman: Include the eight million who have simply given up looking, and the real unemployment rate is closer to 19%.

@Lawsonbulk No wonder the unemployment rate. Would like to see a graph on lost #teachers #police #firemen #EMT any critical jobs group

Only Unemployed Black People Say Good Morning At 1:00 PM

@davidaxelrod Yes. They will. Out of the paycheck they get FROM A NEW JOB AFTER BEING UNEMPLOYED on the OBAMA DOLE for 4 years!

@LouiseBradley90 monday blues eh! just enjoying the life of the unemployed hehehe #lovinnnnnnit #skintnextmonth

@BashyII mans jobless so go steal someone else's job

Do the MATH. Unemployment is high due 2 less gov the private sector can't keep hiring has fast! Please any1 like a debate please tweet back!

Obama... corruptly RIGGED! If everyone stops looking for work, the unemployment number will be ZERO. #TCOT

Not every1 is a boss making unemployment money

Unemployment rates aren't up because the economy is bad, they're up cuz you niggas can't read &

X $'s were given to Y households that reported Z $'s income. And X $'s of grants, welfare, and unemployment combined were given to Y

@Chad4Mayor How you got there doesn't change the fact you are unemployed, and being elected would give you a job.

@divadoll123 Put work back in welfare. Want 2 rebuild infrastructure? Use the unemployed as the workforce. If the unions complain-Screw 'em

@pattyshepherd1 Unemployment will always be a problem for lazy people. My businesses and income are way up from four years ago

@sanatkaikini its good here. Only thing its warm. Am pretty jobless. Classes starts on 1st Oct

Reading @NYTimeskrugman 's 'End this depression now', dedication says to the unemployed, who deserve better. Says it all really.

@marshallInTexas @blakehalltexas not so fast. there are 31 million people. less jobs now. regulation. 8.1% unemployment. Obama will be gone

@RLStewart4 It's official, My boy McNabb is starting the season unemployed. Ain't that stuff......

don't even get me started on the you have to be 18 for this and that, fuck off. THAT is why SO MANY of us are unemployed ffs

I hate being unemployed. Everytime I have to spend money I cringe.

@RuiterWrongFAN Top executive? What does that make Holmgren? Unemployed?

@COURTOWNBY so your going to be unemployed?

Boss:Do you want to be unemployed? Me:Do you want to be tooth less?

Matt Cassel will begin his slow march towards unemployment today!

After 4 years of college, one bright spot of unemployment is sitting next to my dad on the couch watching @DetroitLionsNFL #FamilyBonding

@USMCBoonieRat w/GOP obstruction can barely get unemployment ins extended n Bush Great Recession how hell could he do it? #VoteDemDownBallot

Working during the #Pats season opener is reminding me of the big upside to unemployment.

Donald Trump is tweeting all these statistics about ppl on unemployment and how pathetic it is, but I dont see him in the hood creating jobs

War on terrorism, War on television, Unemployed citizens, The Oyster Card System #signsofthelastdays page 1

As a business man the first thing Mitt would say as POTUS: do we really need all these damn workers? The unemployed: get them to self-deprt

If I can't get a job after high school due to unemployment in U.S. I would like to fight in Las Vegas #myplanB

Im so unemployed but still rakin in the dollar...#tycoon

.The real unemployment rate is closer to 19% ~ Mort Zuckerman #ocra #tcot #OMG #WAR #teaparty #p2

@SamJ_Bax very little growth prior 2 97 mate, unemployment at 3 million, 1 in 3 kids living in poverty, manufacturing was finished off

The new Caliendo (SNL's Riggle) on Fox's NFL show should soon be unemployed. #awkward

Unemployment, day 15: not syncing work email on my phone has done WONDERS for my battery life. #goesforDAYS #pleasantsurprise #silverlining

@honario23 Well our current prez has spent us into oblivion, jobless rate not making any head way... Yes, lets save a tree and a glacier...