News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 07.09.12 Part 39

“@_ChrisJoel: @Ken__Carson lmfao go sniff a whole unemployment line of crack” lmao i would OD before i even et thru half that line

Economy Added 103,000 private sector jobs

@ChrisyG @karenleigh76 thanks Mr G!! you totally rock they seem like great folks......its tough on the beach but what else do unemployed do?

no longer jobless! in the words of madea

@newtgingrich Mr Speaker, why not do something to help the unemployed instead of just whining.

Bored nd jobless @bl3zzd

The power of innovative thinking and technology to solve our greatest challenges. Security, Unemployment, Health, Education e.t.c

Hi, @BarackObama. Forty three straight months of over 8% unemployment. You built that. Nobody else made that happen.

@hxcheck Your're ugly, pedophile looking, poor, unemployed impoverished and std infected.No one's her for your irrelevancy! xo

Change ...from 5% unemployment to 9%. #Obama2012

@whitehouse INSTEAD OF BLAMING OBAMA FOR UNEMPLOYMENT, LET'S THROW OUT THE REPUBLICAN CONGRESS THAT BLOCKS ALL FEDERAL JOB CREATION.

Who puts 'LOL' on a job application? The unemployed, that's who.

Unemployed ppl make twitter worthwhile.

Need to start explaining to ppl the unemployment rate is going down due to ppl giving up NOT actually getting jobs. #tcot #p2 #economy #ctl

I'm thankful that I've NEVER been unemployed since 16. It's hard out here from what I see &

Why am I being Branson tonight when am unemployed..

@JohnTexas01: If you deserve to be unemployed and underpaid, then #Obama deserves to be re-elected #gop #tcot #democrat

Even CNN is conceding the drop in the unemployment number is simply young people dropping out of the work force - sad day.

wont be jobless for long :) yey

You know you're unemployed when the most exciting part of your day is running away from/ trying to kill a gigantic wolf spider. #help

@AnnabelBoorman guttteeed, you need to join the bum society, unemployment is a lot of fun. Coolio well I'm sure we shall see you at sometime

if we all quit our jobs AND refuse to 'look' for a job, unemployment rate will be 0% #obamination

In future #Obama book, wonder if he will fess up to eating crow? Budget, unemployment, loss of wealth, etc. Probably won't taste like dog...

The unemployment rate among US teens rose to 24.6% in August from 23.8% in July #FastFact

Reduced unemployment, Got a job today!

@mentalfever NOPE, Kate just went from an employed child pimping whore to an unemployed DESPERATE Fame Whore. #StillAWhore

I have to be up at 7 tomorrow. That will be a shock to my unemployed ex student system.

22000 less jobs created then expected yet unemployment falls .2% ?!?! #dems cooking the books.

Unemployment would be 11.2% if the labor force participation rate was the same as when Obama took office in Jan. 2008.

@iam_sasee Everybody is doing great! Going about their businesses and making me feel jobless in the process

HOPELESS CHANGE: Obama's economy is so bad typical unemployment stats don't capture it. We now have to use workforce participation instead

Today's jobs report: 96k jobs added, unemployment hovering at 8.1%. Yeesh! Bad news for O. I forecast only a small convention bounce.

@Natsdutoit you mentioned being unemployed in your interview. The globe has been inspired by your achievement, coach the future. Amazing

Jobless... God help me.

@noufns @AAbuDahesh The unemployment rate fell to 8.1% from 8.3% in July. However that was only because more people gave up looking for jobs

@MzJuicyJazie lol that's what u sayin now,bout next week you gone be unemployed

I wasn't talking about local govt, LOL! MT @sthcalguy9: @erikrush @NewsNinja2012 Ive been drunk unemployed and caused trouble...

Its a shame how shit change after the money gone after the car gone after your jobless

@noufns @AAbuDahesh Decline in unemployment rate is insignificant. 368,000 ppl left the workforce &

So the only reason the unemployment rate dropped was bc people gave up &

@newtgingrich: If 3,500,000 Obama supporters will drop out of work force unemployment would drop t 6%. Imagine positive impact getting to 6%

Unemployment down to 8.1% only b/c Obama ordered Keebler to put pieces of unemployed in cereal, not marshmallows. #failingagenda #kyhomlc

@whitehouse UNEMPLOYMENT IS 25% IN SPAIN, 21% IN GREECE, 11% IN ITALY &

I dedicate this song to recession, depression and unemployment. This song's for you

So much to do but thankful because I could be jobless....

@Politics_PR Pardon me, which President is the one currently flirting with double-digit unemployment numbers? #politics #roft #tcot

What's long black and stinky? The unemployment line

@dreed007 not denying that! I list my job in 08. I was unemployed for 2 years . Very hard to find work at 56 but I am #betteroff

And I'm officially jobless! Feels good now, probably won't soon.

@TheNewDeal unemployment rate ticked down to 8.1% but only as a result of a significant drop in the number of people looking for jobs.

I wanna start makin music again dont give a fuck if it sucks Its just a hobby I aint no brokeass jobless MF tryin to rap my way to cashville

@MALAISE_FOREVER the unemployment line AHAHAHAHA jokes from the Great Depression

Unemployment rate went from 8.3% to 8.1% .. In 2009, it was 10% but on the real we have some ways to go.

Mom is trying to help my brother with his unemployment...might end up sharing a cigarette with her later. #fatchance

@TheNewDeal The unemployment rate fell largely because 368,000 people stopped looking for work.

#YouAreALiberal If you think Unemployment is really down.

No incumbent president since Franklin D. Roosevelt has faced re-election with unemployment higher than 7.8 percent.

“@badbanana: A record 89 million Americans are now unemployed. Now's the time to buy Facebook stock.”

Fuzzy math. Discouraged job seekers abandon the lines, thus reducing the work force &

.@newtgingrich So when there are less people in the work force, unemployment goes DOWN? Math confuses me...

@ToddKincannon 11.2%: Unemployment rate if labor force participation rate was the same as when Obama took office

Looking at the unemployment rate per county in my state...it's in steady decline--the way it should be. #OBAMA #RomneyRyan2012

@PaulRyanVP and that is just the people on unemployment, how about all those who don't qualify anymore.....can't wait for new leaders

@realDonaldTrump The unemployment rate is 8.1%, wouldn't 88 million be 30%?

@xCELIr8 hell no I'm unemployed looking for another job

I need an unemployed not in school chick.

Jam on toast, the food of Kings

Just pissed me the fuck off. You have a job which produces money. Us unemployed have fuck all you.ungrateful bastards

Good news for America that the unemployment # fell to 8.1%. Too Bad

I've always said better too busy dan jobless

Crushes, worst, weak, hangover, disappointing... Again, we added over 100 thousand private sector jobs and unemployment declined.

But seriously though if you're unemployed or have a flexible job, amateur dramatics is the best thing.

@freds247 I heard about the whole job seekers thing.. Does that mean you're not about that unemployment life?

@BretBaier legit ? - why didn't Obama mention unemployment last night

Economists say look at the trend, well @BarackObama after 43 months of unemployment above 8%, the trend is not your friend

Official UNEMPLOYED - yah -

@GayPatriot @cynicusprime @cjaymahoney he should be 10 points behind. The real unemployment rate is 11 percent.

@xfirephoenix_ HELLO. I'm unemployed. And my mother won't spoiled me lol. And with 5$ idk where to buy one. Lol maybe at dollar tree.

not going to university so I may as well get used to being unemployed

People might be wondering why am I tweeting at dawn! I am kinda busy not jobless like you.

Unemployment rate drops to 8.1% - 96,000 new jobs created in August.

Being on the verge of getting fired<

@BarackObama Mromney stump speech 2day admits PBO policies would create 9mil jobs=5.4% unemployment

@RyanCase15 4.1%of the population is on welfare. Unemployment is almost double that. Of course we need jobs but welfare will never disappear

Jobless numbers don't include the 360,000 Americans that dropped out of unemployment. Do they? Newp

@Sisi_Noxy True. A real nightmare what America's middle class is going through. Out of college, jobless, yet with lifetime student loans.

@BeatBullies Unemployment rate when Bill Clinton left office...4.2%. Unemployment rate when George W. Bush left office...7.8%. Now?...8.1%.

@philipc11 How did I know you would say something? I have not had unemployment forever now and I have been looking for a job!

So you're telling me if 100% of the workforce decides they're tired of 'working'/'looking for jobs' then unemployment would be 0%?

How can Capitalism be efficient when there are millions of unemployed people? That's not a good economic model!

Good news jobs report- U.S. unemployment is down- technically. Bad news: # of Farmville gamers has grown 42 months in a row. @BarackObama

Government figures reveal 4 out of 5 worst black spots for jobless in the North. Very concerning.

U.S. unemployment rate dropped in August from 8.3% to 8.1%. But that's because 368,000 dropped out of labor force.

@BarrackObama INSTEAD OF BLAMING YOU FOR UNEMPLOYMENT, LET'S GET RID OF THE REPUBLICANS IN CONGRESS WHO BLOCK ALL JOB CREATION.

@lbc973 i heard a report saying unemployment is at %30 in liverpool

Unemployed and poor = my boyfriend is turning into my sugar daddy. Oh how the tables have turned. #notasugarmamaanymore #icanaffordfoodnow

#forward2012 to the unemployment line after you get out of the food stamp line.

I REALLY wanted to say,sure there is. I see there's not much in your field b/c your jobLESS #DumbBoy

@PonyExpress1850 your article is lacking specifics.Reagan raised taxes (and juggled some) to help unemployment during a recession...

@andyhre no lack of evidence for his not having an impact on the economy? I submit 8%+ unemployment number for 43 consecutive months