News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 07.09.12 Part 17

@LukeRussert Obama is a failed president, 23 million + unemployed. Time for new leadership!

@DaniTeddy @zeedhalla @kyleisdoomed haha ur welcome to join us as u can see v r jobless

@derekahunter Yes because 96K people going from unemployed to employed is a complete joke.... Hahaha funny? No.

Best part of being unemployed is bring able to paint my nails any color I want, any time I want.

@MockTrade our country is in decline. 16 trillion debt. 14% unemployed. 23 million americans our if work. Depressing. Food sky high

@ochocinco I would be more than happy to be unemployed with millions in the bank.

I'm convinced that SEC people are unemployed. How do you have time to travel from georgia to Missouri 2 days in advanced for tomorrows game?

Seriously! What has #HusseinObama done for this country! Absolutely NOTHING! #debt #unemployment #time2go!

Is 43 straight months of #unemployment over 8% acceptable? I don't think so @barackobama

@TheRealRoseanne Bill's speech made me miss him.Im an unemployed single mom of my 11yo stepdaughter w/ no support from her dad.Times suck!

US #unemployment rate inches down to 8.1% in August (from 8.3%) as people looking for jobs (labor force participation rate) shrinks 0.2%.

So the total number of employed Americans drop by 368,000 but the unemployed rate drops to 8.1%? I think Washington can't do math.

@sdsanddunes I call them worshipers of hate and destruction. With #Peace they all will be jobless.

Enjoying my current weekday TV set up from 16:20-19:00 of Come Dine With Me >

I think hacking is a job of a jobless

Calling all unemployed journos/writers ... you know you want to come to Marshall and be the new me. DM me for more information. #journalism

Muslims have prooved that they're absolute idiots n unemployed monkeys. Riots on Monday n Tuesday??? Seriously!!!!

@mellowmess I'm unemployed and up by 7:30 every morning. My life is so different now...

@annntay least you have a job you lucky sod #unemployed

Life in 0bamaland... Jobless rates drop only because ppl Stopped looking for Work.

@aldrichferns @daniteddy @kyleisdoomed Jobless ain't correct Bored is the correct word

What ever happened to Hilary Duff, since she got married she has fallen off the map, they can't be living off Mike Comrie's money #jobless

Semantics: 8.1% is # of Ame's receiving Govt handouts under the guise of not having a job. It's not the number of Americans who R jobless.

@secupp 89 mil. Able bodied workers unemployed.#4 moreyearsnot

@ochocinco nope...because at any moment any one of us could find ourselves unemployed..hang tight!

@Dwayne_LDN Jobless negros

You take 1 step in, you take 4 steps out, you do the Obama recovery &

OBAMA's success - 43 million UNEMPLOYED, GAS $4:00 GAL, DENYING ENERGY from friends, ABANDONING OUR ALLIES (ISRAEL), 4 more years? HELL NO!

#UnfitMitt Romney: Orgasmic that you're unemployed. #RomneyRyan20Never

@OffACough Unemployed the ones being helped by the GOP jobs bill? Oh wait, there isn't one...

Most of the jobless claims this week were made by fact checkers. The DNC Convention was full of truth.. unlike the pants on fire GOP

We both unemployed Bruh! Lets go sumwea as a package deal lol @ochocinco

@alex_blain95 I'd rather be unemployed though, gives me time to do school work! hahah :P xxxxx

But then il be unemployed

@Glenn Beck DO NOT BELIEVE THE POLLS OR NUMBERS U R FED BY MEDIA, WE ARE 21% TO 25% UNEMPLOYED STATE WIDE, NOT COUNTED, PEOPLE LAST UE CHECK

@WeAreJobsTAXI If only those unemployment numbers didn't omit the unemployed.

96,000 jobs added but 380,000 unemployed gave up looking, Obama says hang on, well Mr. Obama we can't hold on any longer @barackobama.

@jaketapper that prez- what a kidder!- unemployed guy giggling so hard he just fell off his chair!

“@ramsey513 “@o_ONick Chief Keef makes music for unemployed niggas that drive their girl's car around all day while she's at work”” lol

89 Million Americans Unemployed. Yea, let's keep that idiot in the White House.

@Unemployed_Wnnr cool couples are so few and far between, though! now it's all up to nick and megan to set an example for annoying couples!

@cebsilver You and Martelli. You can be the new Salon. Round up all the unemployed writers and salesman you know

I am now officially jobless #bum #skint

How a jobless person who sits on their arse all day has the right to call me lazy after coming home from work is absolutely beyond me.

14 million unemployed Americans could learn a lesson from President Obama, who has learned not to take jobs too seriously.

A record 89 million Americans are now unemployed. Now's the time to buy Facebook stock.

@edhenryTV Actually @BarackObama has teh weight loss program #economy #inflation #highfuelprice #unemployment can't afford food

official bored #unemployed

still homeless, and maybe unemployed

ready to sell this furniture sunday and get a little extra money #saving #jobless

Jobless rate fell to 8.1% from 8.3% in July, indicates more unemployed were discouraged about propsects of finding new jobs. - NY Times

save the bullshit on your memory card,this real nigga business and you niggas unemployed

All these tweeps who know when they hit 1000,2000 tweets,do u love to count or u r just jobless? What exactly is it?

«@itsLilBit_xoxo save the bullshit on your memory card,this real nigga business and you niggas unemployed»

it's fun to laugh at urself. thinking bout stupid stuffs that u already done.but just don't get 2 excited. coz you'll make clowns jobless :D

A year and a half unemployed and I start work Monday at 6:30 am....well it was fun. But making money is more fun

Karma is a bitch. Sorry about the situation your in cuz being jobless sucks, but in a way, you get what you get for being a shady person.

@Josh_Ward Normal people fly car flags on the game day only ! 7 day flag = unemployed

BAHAHAHAH! @juicybitez 's friend, joy so crazy and funnyyyyy!^^ Bahahahah!!^^ I'm officially unemployed! * stretch both hands out*****

@JordR8 im now actually unemployed! Feels epic can see why you like it!

Unemployment #'s are misleading. We are at the lowest % of labor participation since 1980. Not counted as unemployed, they're not looking.

How will spending my money on welfare checks and medicare for the unemployed meth heads help the economy.

No bad when you're skint and jobless.

@mshull05 I get the horrors just thinking he may win anorther term. Want to see him join the ranks of the jobless.

The ridiculous Hilda Solis claims the lower unemployment rate is because many unemployed are in college. Studying what? Joblessness? #tcot

Without @flybe logan air and nhs scotland! Id be jobless!! :) thank you

@SmooveDaz Lmao na I'm unemployed with bills. I'm in debt with my mommy **. I just look like a bag of money ** smh.

Spanish government to use unemployed people to mitigate areas affected by wildfires. Making unemployed people work for free won't help'em

If 100% of unemployed become discouraged and drop out of workforce...will unemployment rate be 0%? Would Obama be praised as the messiah?

So 119,000 more unemployed in August than in July. So 96,000 jobs created - 119,000 jobs lost. What's the net? #ObamaEconomics

119,000 fewer people employed in August than in July. 115,000 lost #jobs while 96,000 found one. #unemployment

Dangerously close to being unemployed. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

People that give up on finding a job are not considered unemployed, so the unemployment rate is really at ??? #GameTheNumbers

@ochocinco naa, I'd rather be in the unemployed black man - who cheat on there wives club - I hear they takin applications..

We noticed so many companies this government shutdown,sending thousands jobless,@LaurentLamothe @MichelJMartelly @USEmbassyHaiti

25.3 Million People R actively receiving #Govt #Unemployment 8.1% of US pop. What about the other 23 million not working &

Yay I'm unemployed for a week #goodbyework ****

Haven't been unemployed for a full week yet smh right bck to workin

@JimmyZuma I'm too unemployed too do that.

@ochocinco Naw man you can come do this Army thing and I would love to have your savings account and be unemployed. Underappreciated by all.

2900th tweet...giving it up for my favorite unemployed dudes lol @ochocinco @terrellowens you'll find a spot soon #BelieveIt

@MittRomney maybe the Republicans shouldn't have messed up the economy and made so many people jobless.

@sgee24 I hope her principles keep her full when she's an unemployed poli sci graduate.

Well America, the #DNC2012 might have been the party but the jobless &

@ThePlumLineGS @cpheinze Another Fox employee soon to join the ranks of the unemployed....

Remember sneaking game time during the workday? Good thing the iPhone was invented, or we'd all be unemployed. t.co/yghWv85y

Cheer up, Mr. President. If more jobless people stop looking for work, unemplyment rate might finally fall below 8%!

@jknoxville #gamethenumbers been unemployed for year and a half. Compensation ran out in June. Numbers don't reflect me because I dont exist

Obama supporters in our timeline touting 8.1% #unemployment as great results by Dear Leader. #tcot

Is unemployed and it feels gooooood. Student life begins in 17 days. #DCU

@DYNAMITEFLYY @kissgangtruly u done lied I'll be jobless in two weeks

The market is hanging on to the gains of yesterday so far. The jobless report was not good, however.

is no longer unemployed!

The #unemployment rate drop is very misleading. It means unemployment checks have run out. Credit should not be given to the President.

@oflow1 Unemployed Boyd

Unemployed &

Got my notice, yep, jury service week of 9/24. Hall of justice too. If they pick me I'll play the unemployed card.

if this real nigga business then you niggas unemployed !

My favourite unemployed French singer is Edith Piafortyfive.

I was told by Repair if I kept working on Occupy it was going to get me fired. So I quit. I've been unemployed for 10 months. #careerist