News, discussion, buzz about floodwaters from 21.08.12 Part 26

Deacon: Fear Allah the Punisher: Earthquakes, Fires, Smoke, Winds, Thunderstorms, Flooding, Mud, Snow, Hailstorms, Tornados & Hurricanes

A2 A sinking jet ski. Trying to keep it a float with a flooded engine long enough to make it to shore. That was an adventure! #ttot

So my last tweet got my mentions flooded,hmmmmmmm

Flash Flood Watch in Southeastern California and southern Nevada as well as Northwestern Arizona.

BOutta get my sexy on at fat camp

@JesserieJanelle it was crazy! Flash flood!

#ncwx Flood Advisory issued August 21 at 5:13PM EDT until August 21 at 7:00PM EDT by NWS: THE NATIONAL WEATHER S... t.co/ACy06t1f

If a hurricane hits the Republican National Convention and there's a flood, just hold onto Chris Christie. He's probably quite buoyant.

It's not funny if @sggw10 says so... #canttakeit #stillatwat

@ClaireEHayter thanks. Am registered for flood warnings...and wasn't notified #didntseethatonecoming #wetfeet

@ClairaHermet , Its just like dat, and I would happily drop my girl 4 u. Btw, sorry for flooding ur twitter like this.

@SportsChick24_7 I saw earlier that there was a flash flood watch in Las Vegas. You aren't there are you?

Flash #Flood Warning NE NV, CTY:Lander,Nye t.co/AypCiQzP

@Real_Liam_Payne ZAYN DEACTIVATED HIS TWITTER AND I AM FLOODED WITH TEARS

I thought this was funny. t.co/c4zmVKLr t.co/a7J8x8bS

@Tiara_RN There are areas here that flooded during Debby that are still having problems when it (cont) t.co/Q588ljt3

@LacieLaPlante she is seriously an asshole. ill see if those are heavy enough. my whole floor is flooded. she drinks the water on the floor

When flood comes, “fish eat ants” when flood goes down “ants eat fish” time matters…. “ALLAH gives opportunity to every one…!!”

, Damn the Road flooded ( :

@adambiles @jenni_fagan you're right, more interesting stuff than ever being made but how do you filter through the deluge?

@BrydonMorrison currently working out at non-flooded #moxhamfitness #ymcasucks

@ianhileman13 please stop crying you're flooding the Trumbull county area.... Haha

There's not one person i can fully trust with anything apart from my Mum

Counterfeit notes flood #Melbourne's outer east: t.co/VOyJGmVw

“@thatsBevvin: @ahague40 it's a bit flooded.. t.co/zkcTd1Uk” damn I'm about to drive in there just to try itO hahah!

#flood in Jaipur...

@AlmostHero we are so sorry! The iTunes server is flooded at the moment and it's taking forever to release! Hold on there and keep promoting

LKN extends area of Flash Flood Watch for ((NVZ040)) [NV] till Aug 22, 11:00 PM PDT https://t.co/c7vlXPQH

Flash-flood warning out for area east of Julian, south of Borrego Springs. Could affect recent burns near Ranchita.

And in this deluge of tweets, I'm also thinking about going back to school. Not sure for what or where. But I miss learning.

hate rain mostly at night because I always think it will cause a flood

@Tresidential @seanhannity then Monday of next week we flood MO with @Sarah_Steelman ads and have Romney-Ryan do joint rally with her

HOLY FUCK BANGS ARE ANNOYING

Will Hurricane Isaac flood Tampa and cut the Republican convention short?

“@UberFacts: Men are more aggressive kissers than women because the goal is to flood their partner with testosterone.” @DavetheDog85

@WCutmore naaahahahaaa, purple like flooded last year and was an absolute bog, yellow camp's where it's at man

“@UberFacts: Men are more aggressive kissers than women because the goal is to flood their partner with testosterone.” @rortodd123

@ScottGallacherr @ashley_simmo somewhere that won't flood if it rains either. Ive never been so im not much use.

I knew I should have built that Ark. #flooded

NEW MEXICO: THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ALBUQUERQUE HAS ISSUED AN * ARROYO AND SMALL STREAM FLOOD ADVI... t.co/skSqpNPH #nmwx

#Pinellas FLOOD ADV August 21 5:23PM until August 21 6:30PM #flwx #tampabay t.co/v3IAXugk

OMG the roads are flooded and we can't get home

@Juan_Moya_Flood only tweet if it's worth tweeting mate, you get slated enough as it is #bitofadvise

#OMD tha skreetz r FLOODED!!!

That awkward moment when its flooded outside and your loo has no water!!

Noisy weather. Road flooded again. Had lovely weather for camping and the birdfair though.

@princeoflreland @TheNathanJames Well, he's prob a bit flooded with tweets- and all those moaning ijeets about the cds...x

now flooding One direction account to show @zaynmalik love. Haters make me so angry. Zayn is effin amazing.

@wenxinn_ relax lah okok dont cry u cry later flooding u know

Flood Advisory issued August 21 at 5:30PM EDT until August 21 at 6:00PM EDT by NWS t.co/jrZcySt8 #WxVA

Flood Advisory issued August 21 at 3:34PM MDT until August 21 at 5:30PM MDT by NWS t.co/T160IsXn #WxNM

@petemiles100 last year I was in yellow it was an absolute flooded shithole, purple was peng where @StephanieLamX was + they laughed at us !

Flash Flood Warning issued August 21 at 2:30PM PDT until August 21 at 3:15PM PDT by NWS t.co/wikHizSi #WxNV

Flash Flood Warning issued August 21 at 2:38PM PDT until August 21 at 4:30PM PDT by NWS t.co/C5kL3dmb #WxNV

AVE QUE FLOOD

Did you know that 1 inch of flood water throughout a 2,000 sq. ft. home can cause almost $21,000 in damage? t.co/P5jgpQPq via @WGBCO

FLASH FLOOD WARNING Lander County, NV - Nye County, NV t.co/aKGItkey #wx #weather #news - @livewxradar

Anyone else hear the sky say fuck you millbillys your gettin flooded tonight when that thunder hit? Or am i really high?

UMass Officials Clear Up Library Flooding Situation t.co/pgPcvjGX

Flash Flood Warning:: The National Weather Service has issued a flash flood warning for an area north of the Las... t.co/Ek8wlNYI

Yea so driving is not a good idea right now. Torrential downpour + Florida = flooded streets.

“@UberFacts: Men are more aggressive kissers than women because the goal is to flood their partner with testosterone.” questionable????

Video: theonion: Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans Tampa Bay gay sex... t.co/hOLXj6MN

@mhairikennedy flood of red have supported WATO before

All my RU Fans! Gary Nova named starting QB: t.co/GeKMxNrq #RFootball

Some great ideas flooding in on what is 'retro' in the phrase 'retro gaming'. Keep em coming!

yeap my garage is flooded

Flood Advisory issued August 21 at 5:30PM EDT until August 21 at 6:00PM EDT by NWS t.co/UUnbV61L #vawx #wx #va

The fact that the roads are so flooded they could be considered pools. #getyourshittogetherFlorida

@tyedyethenight been trying to. it got flooded with spam so i am trying to figure all of that out.

via @TheOnion - Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans t.co/N1gEoiRg

If we're all descended from Noah, what are the odds that only one group of descendents remembered the Ark, the flood & Noah's name? #Atheism

@UberFacts: Men are more aggressive kissers than women because the goal is to flood their partner with testosterone. @beckyedwards19.

@sara_doig @UberFacts arghhhhhhh I don't wanna be flooded :(

My wrist flooded .. New Orleans

Georgia Shoal Bass rock and so does Flood Tide Co. t.co/HSV5o3Yi t.co/4e4Tc4ic

There's always one song that brings the memories flooding back

Welp my backyards flooded >.< t.co/S1xILgH1

Two years later, President Zardari meets a flood victim t.co/f68tICGl

My brother flooded the whole downstairs .. lmao!

@Me_BlackBerry I rarely find any useful app except usual! Can't u have some good developers like ios or android. They're flooded wit apps

Don't think I'll ever forget hearing The Flood for the first time. It was such a huge moment in the history of Take That. #itsathatterthing

@JohnMurray84 @uberfacts haha I've never heard of it called flooding before!

memories come flooding back my diagnosis #cancer the first time @xeni t.co/tDKbY9Ol

Guys. The streets of McDonald are dang near flooding. Wooowww. t.co/GUGEI7ZX

Flash Flood Warning for Pima County in AZ until 4:15pm Tuesday. This is a First Alert.

I love the idea of hordes of wheelchairs/scooters flooding Stratford next week, it'll be like Asda on pension day

Flooding in tears who ever the fuck sent that video i hope your happy messing with zayn.

iNWS Alert New event. Flash Flood Warning from 8/21/2012 2:49 PM to 4:15 PM MST for Pima County... Read more at t.co/z7QmqGaI

FLASH FLOOD WARNING for Pima counties in #AZwx UNTIL 415 PM MST t.co/zGIbk932

Unleash REAL secrets to send an unstoppable flood of visitors to your squeeze pages! t.co/FctYVDCq #free #webmasters #traffic

@hannahfillis @EricaALoi good god, the memories are flooding back now

That bad ass storm that just came through flooded out Ten Mile. Lmao.

[WARNING] Flash Flood Warning issued August 21 at 2:30PM PDT until August 21 at 3:15PM PDT by NWS t.co/4Xk0k2db

@TheGhostSix bom flood

[WARNING] Flash Flood Warning issued August 21 at 2:38PM PDT until August 21 at 4:30PM PDT by NWS t.co/e2V8khUx

[WARNING] Flood Advisory issued August 21 at 3:34PM MDT until August 21 at 5:30PM MDT by NWS t.co/vZWtjSw8

Flash Flood Warning for Pima-AZ until 07:15 PM EDT

terrorists, flooding, walking for ages, getting lost, little bit of a cry, confusing train stations and evacuation. Standard day tbh

@OfficeStorage4U a pain in the neck avoiding major flooding this afternoon, getting fed up! But as the saying goes KEEP CALM & CARRY ON lol