News, discussion, buzz about floodwaters from 21.08.12 Part 25

@ThatDangBee nah it's cool. we can do pics instead of jokes if you wanna

If you want toys this week, consider helping out flood-struck @BuildingBToys by shopping their 15% Off Flood Sale: t.co/HJ59jwwj #fb

Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans t.co/iY9p13t8

lifes a bitch but god forbid the bitch divorce me, i'll be flooded with ice so hell fire cant scorch me

(NV) ...A FLASH FLOOD WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 300 PM PDT FOR SOUTHEASTERN EUREKA AND WEST CENTRAL... t.co/bPCzubKd #nvwx

#Irememberthetime i broke the tap in subway and flooded the bathroom pissed up

@ali_loves_mj and who's flooded now? #me. #helphelphelpppp O.Ov

well there goes that road ... #flooded

(NV) ...A FLASH FLOOD WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 315 PM PDT FOR NORTH CENTRAL CLARK COUNTY... AT 222 PM... t.co/lI2MbF4A #nvwx

“@AnishP_xo: Top Class evening with my girls! Flood the Floor are our besties @ruhi_amin & my other futz's” was so good to see you, rep dat!

Me: If my flood pressure is good... Jen: your flood pressure? Me: Yeah, you know, how much pee I'm pushing out.

Apparently this is what happens when you get hit by a flash flood during monsoon season in Arizona #fml t.co/S9fc9YMU

(VA) ...THE SMALL STREAM FLOOD ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 600 PM EDT FOR SOUTHEASTERN CHARLOTTE... t.co/toLyYpGR #vawx

The roads are so flooded here I thought I was gonna get stuck and drown. I'm scurred.

Be flooding my shit lol

@DowntownOKCNews @Bricktown411 Isnt there a deluge of vacant housing in and around Bricktown already? (Like multi-tens of thousands of Sq.ft

Just thought about @dianeee012 soooo um, I kinda flooded the back. Like bad.

RADAR UPDATE: Torrential rainfall continues over the area. More in the Gulf. Widespread urban flooding. #flwx #rnc2012 t.co/LNnik4Po

Just started following @TheWrittenTim , but i'm gonna stop RTing his stuff before someone slaps me for flooding. Just for tonight at least.

the only time I can actually get my cock wet is when I leave the hose on & flood the chicken coop #farmboyproblems

The Streets Is Flooded! !

@_JustCallMe_J lol iiight. aint wanna have to flood your mentions with this pussy poppin music right quick

via @TheOnion - Tampa Bay Gay Prostitutes Gearing Up For Flood Of Closeted Republicans t.co/9kN9MmSS

@bully310390 @ste_flood @Swall11_ @bmcq19 am all over another #drogsontour

UPDATE: #Flooding causing delays on I-75 near the #Hernando-#Pasco County line: t.co/dWxo5Jlo -- PHOTO: t.co/2gLDjpBx

Flood advisory for east-central Orange County until 7 pm. Hillsborough especially affected.

(FL) THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN RUSKIN HAS ISSUED AN * URBAN AND SMALL STREAM FLOOD ADVISORY FOR...... t.co/bKfqrmNC #flwx

I think I've got my feelings all figured out and then boom it all comes flooding back

@OgaEks @TemitopeC can't say it was 25 million but,he destroyed Sodom & Gomorrah,flooded the Earth.. That's quite a bit atink

Story at 6- @butleru supports #RockyRipple flood wall fight. @WTHRcom

Word@UberFacts: Men are more aggressive kissers than women because the goal is to flood their partner with testosterone.

@planetjedward cbb is so boring without you and your toast towers&flooded bathroom&rockstar moods&everything!

Cant take a female serious who don't even know how to buy the right size pants. Girl flooding ain't in no more.

The Flood is such a good song

The kitchen sink has fallen apart and flooded the whole kitchen :-( the cats aren't happy. I'm cleaning up!

46 headed into niles is already flooding

Flash Flood Warning for Lander-NV & Nye-NV until 07:30 PM EDT

Just finished Oryx and Crake. Looking forward to reading Year of the Flood next

I'm flooding ya shit see you Friday ?

She's ready for the flood that's for sure

@MegTheSequel Part of our interstate is already shut down due to flooding. We can't take any more rain here especially right before the RNC

Had to put on my boots my whole street flooded!

@Lilith_TB You stir up uncontrollable situations my bloods racing theres a flood in my basement lol waiting for you to begin tasting my skin

@andresgda Flood is right - hurricane may be heading for Tampa just in time for the convention. #KarmasABitchAintIt?

I'm talking slippin, leakin, storms all season, anymore you'd probably flood...

I'm probably going to end up flooding all of planet earth because I cry too much over all time low.

Okay Directioners! We need to Flood @zaynmalik with Positive Thoughts! Tweet to him and @onedirection :) #GO -Courtnei

Parking lot at work is flooding and power keeps going out.. Wah :( #iwannagohome t.co/TroVrhuL

Storms a brewin and my basement is like flooding -_-

My room is so fucking hot but if I open the window Mosquitos will come flooding in

BREAKING: National Weather Service has issued a flash flood warning for San Diego mountains until 4pm. Storm is east of Julian near hwy 78.

Heads hit the pillowO school in the morning? hope school gets flooded!!??

Good to know. -> Tampa Bay Prositutes Report That Repressed Republicans Like The Nastiest Shit t.co/OQFlYoYF (via @OnionPolitics)

Oomf Just flooded the fuck outta my tl

Minimize the risk of flooding: make sure all members in the home know how to shut off the main water valve, as well as for other fixtures

Flash Flood Warning issued August 21 at 2:30PM PDT until August 21 at 3:15PM PDT by NWS: ...A FLASH FLOOD WARNIN... t.co/uf5J37tF

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN ALBUQUERQUE HAS ISSUED AN * ARROYO AND SMALL STREAM FLOOD ADVISORY FOR... CENTRAL LINCO t.co/PNZ7eVYK

Flood Advisory issued August 21 at 3:08PM MDT until August 21 at 5:00PM MDT by NWS: THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE... t.co/RIrkYM9Q

Flood Advisory issued August 21 at 3:34PM MDT until August 21 at 5:30PM MDT by NWS: THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE... t.co/jvoqTJbQ

Flood Advisory issued August 21 at 3:34PM MDT until August 21 at 5:30PM MDT by NWS: THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE... t.co/qqqeSpRX

Huge rain storm before leaving Donington today after working with @mazdaukpr flooded the pit building! Safely in a farm house hide away now.

It's been rainin' since you left me,now I'm drownin' in the flood you see I've always been a fighter,but without you I'll give up...

I should change my name to Atlantic or def jam Cu's niggas be flooding my inbox with youtube and sounclound. I... t.co/uYufcH3r

Disaster Loan Resource Centers: The Small Business Administration is here to help flood victims with low-interes... t.co/zbC0w8xo

Men are more aggressive kissers than women because the goal is to flood their partner with testosterone.

Flood Advisory for Macomb was canceled. #backchannel

I be flooding so hard at work lmao

Sydney YMCA closed by flooding - CBC.ca t.co/fbFScWdY

Back from a self-imposed Twitter-fast after doing review of 2012 March NE Victoria flood. Report published soon. Ready to tweet big time

@JawadHaider most of them were trapped in swampy areas of East Punjab! the Indians flooded those terrains and waited for Pattons to advance

I'm at my grandmas house stuck in the middle of a fucking hurricane and the streets are flooded #floridaproblems

Areal Flood Advisory: Issued at: 08/21/2012 4:23:00 PM CDTExpires on: 08/21/2012 5:30:00 PM CDTCounties affe... t.co/pOkaPMqK #wx

@TaylorDavid4 @kyledet ...and Deluge. And pastor Adam. But that's literally it.

passion pit ~ swimming in the flood.

'The user @zaynmalik does not exist' le cries a flood of tears

I could put on pants and go outside to see if my streets are flooded again but then that would defeat my goal of a pant-less evening.

@Juan_Moya_Flood your the #comebackking mate, so funny! #ifcarlsbergdidcomebacks #onlyjoking #stillboring #shitbloke

@sekinney I figured yours would be about your street flooding during storms. #BeutelProblems

Flood Advisory issued August 21 at 5:23PM EDT until August 21 at 6:30PM EDT by NWS t.co/uLVf8jp0

Hey @Pernell, it's Domique. You go girl. You are truly blessed and I pray that the blessings keep flooding your way.

@heyitsmegan The drain on my street doesn't actually drain, so anytime it rains, inches of water flood my street.

@USPodcast Flood by Jars of Clay would be appropriate, I believe.

JYJ Fans Donate For Flood Victims In The Philippines! ~ Daily K Pop News t.co/Pb0117XA via @sharethis

Sorry for flooding wala kuy lingaw man

Heavy rains flooding part of Interstate 75 in northern Pasco: Times Staff Tuesday, August 21, 2012 DADE CITY — H... t.co/gsUjXYMW

Flood alert. Oh yea!! :)

General Pipe Cleaners 2FH 2-Inch Drain Guard: General Pipe Cleaners Flood-Guard Prevents Basement FloodingFlood-... t.co/AhQVhUGy

Streets flooding nd shit on the south side. Ppl driving crazy...

Observation - MNKM5 - Minnesota River at Mankato (Minnesota): Flood Stage: 22 ft Latest Observation: 3.82 ft Obs... t.co/MpdUfDJz

Square One is flooded with idiots and juveniles. Word up Vector

That split second your mind gets flooded with regret...

If I flood your news feed with posts about my show tonight at Cadillac Ranch, will that make you more likely to come? If so, #showtonight

Training provided to help Bangladesh with its rat flood t.co/8bdq2A6K Congrats to Bangladeshi PhD student Nikhil Chakma

i hope the school is flooded or it rains over night really bad again so we can't go in tomorrrow

This cop is flooding the worst...

Flash Flood Warning for Lander County NV, Nye County NV, until 430 PM PDT t.co/5GZMybwp

@ahague40 it's a bit flooded.. t.co/EX4H1D16

Gen. Wire Spring 3FH Flood-Guard: Operates like a check valve to seal off water back up caused by overload sewer... t.co/gt7QsyyN

Maybe fb wont be as annoying now that it wont be flooded with people I don't care about

starving and my dash on tumblr is flooded with food. #fuck