News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 08.09.12 Part 36

35 days to go and I'll be officially unemployed! Sigh :(

@TruthChanges i been lucky,had i not been in the medical field,i would be on unemployment had i chosen a different field #forward2012

@lynnsweet No Lynn, obstruction, lying, &

@johnboehner @TeamBoehner Only 60 days till I see you at the UNEMPLOYMENT LINE! Have a Nice Day : D

Sometimes unemployment seems so appealing #bate

@Independent60 BHO should be SELF-UNEMPLOYED!

Jobless Is My Middle Name

@PuneerSoda to be jobless? Issimple yo. Quit. Get reprimanded by mum for not having life together. Cook. #YouCanDoooYeet

I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October.

so happy for everyone who is now jobless woohoo good bye retail

I'm Tommyyyyy, jobless!

@Cocaddicted i wont be able to get visa for UK bcuz i just turned 18 &

Rewarded myself with a pedicure, a luxury I did w/o while unemployed. Nearly had a Dumb and Dumber moment.

2 more weeks then I'm jobless. ):

I MISS YOU BODOH :'(

agreed! “@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October.”

YEAH!! Finally not unemployed!

“@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October.” @swilliamson74 @JaysonSwain

Well great. I’m unemployed, stressed and depressed. What a great time.

Gas prices have doubled,, poverty is headed toward fifty-year highs, and unemployment has been above 8 percent for 42 straight months.

@DailyPostNgr nawa ooo na which fruit this jobless hungry fools dey expect from a clueless idiot

Unemployed people are a huge turnoff!

#YouCantBeInARelationshipWithMe because I'm an unemployed 20 year old who lives with his parents and doesn't have a driver's license.

No big time players left to buy?@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October.

Message from listener in WV. Unemployed coal miners would love to teach school in Chicago. How many do you need &

said the same thing &

Lmao the homie.. the homely unemployed lifeless nigga.. that lives at home with his grandma and always needs a ride... broke ass.. ughh

@brostinnelson I feel so bad for them, they get paid and can afford things that those who aren't working can't. Unemployment ftw >

“@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October.”Hubby just said those exact words!

employed guys party on friday while unemployed party on sartuday!two different world

If Obama creates a mill jobs, but I'm jobless I feel bad. And If he loses a mill jobs, but I'm employed, I feel good. Politics is LOCAL #p2

@AS1929 Well, I'm not technically jobless YET haha my winery is closing for the season soon so I need to find something!

MT @needlz: Black people have the highest unemployment rate ever but our music is all about ballin?

“@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October.”

This is america people anyone who really works can be succesful. U cant be succesful on the Big Government plan of Wealfare/Unemployment.

So Obama's plan to bring the unemployment rate down is to flush everyone out of the workforce. What could go wrong?

@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October.#auburnedout

The Dow jones is at a 10 year high and unemployment dropped to 8%, but Obama still isn't doing a good job right?

#ObamaHorrorFilms The Jobless Horror Picture Show #tcot

@TruthChanges construction and manufacturing have been hit the hardest by this, and the Gop blocked their unemployment

@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October. Buying Cam got him NEXT Oct.

Chief Keef makes music for unemployed niggas that drive their girl's car around all day while she's at work.

@ItsCourtniB @nick_north0_0 nick north is tweeting lies! #unemployment

@ezraklein what am i to think, krugmen says no structural unemployment problem, Sachs says it is the main problem.

@alcantar_kayla @DputSTIGGY only weekends now but we're closing in November. So I need another :( yay we're all unemployed #wesuck

@JareerKassis Its all tied together smoking-poverty-unemployment as opposed to health-prosperity-something2do

@SIPeteThamel of course... Bobby Petrino is unemployed. Time to start Auburn plane tracking? #joking #kinda

The only thing that caused Unemployment to drop was almost 400,000 stopped looking for work and thus are not counted anymore

@ByronYork @markleibovich now we understand why the jobless &

Ratmans a libertarian that lived this summer on unemployment insurance.

I feel like my mom thinks that everyone who isn't an engineering major is unemployed.

@JoyFulSpirit777 My eyes are open, I've friends in Greece and there are riots, shortages of goods and medicines, 25% unemployment. UGLY

#ObamaHorrorFilms Nightmare on Jobless Street #tcot

Debt going over $16trillion,23 million are unemployed or underemployed, middle class is shrinking. #Forward ?

@DarrellIssa just because they no longer have unemployment insurance doesn't mean they have stopped looking for work.

i need a job mayyn, unemployment is a fxckryyyy.

@JWBucsanyi I'm white, I can't get unemployment

“@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October.” true

@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October. @tidefootball

Morris: labor force participation rate is at a 31 year low at 63.5%. U3 unemployment rate 11.4%. 90m able bodied Americans not working!

“The goal of the future is full unemployment, so we can play. -Arthur C. Clarke

@brook900 I`m in Mozambique, Africa &

“@Ryanexpress77: @GOPBlackChick Obama needs to be added to the unemployment line as well.”God willing!

It's funny how life works to think I was going crazy on me looking for a job and I woke up this mooring from me jobless to having a job.

@Shoq A liberal is someone who forces someone, at the point of a gun, to give, so others might collect unemployment for 99 weeks.

@DanMudd The tragedy is stupid Liberals DON'T CARE about 89 million jobless! They are like cult members ready to die w their Nikes on..

@nicoletteshugga so english majors are the reason why most recent college grads are unemployed!!!!! you're terrible for this economy

Obama...promised to fix the economy, lower unemployment to 6% or something like that. And most of all he promised to lower the deficit.

Nigga u stupid for this one hahaha @KANEBANKS: This situation needs to file a unemployment claim cause it's not working. Lol

Mort Zuckerman, WSJDon't be fooled by the headline unemployment number of 8.1% announced on Friday. The reason the number dropped to 8.1%...

How did I end up in LA again? #spontaneous road trip #unemployment perks

@RedheadEliza actually yes. Unemployment.

@MittRomney Economic plan would result in 40% of Federal Employees losing their jobs. That would be 1,060,000 more unemployed. #MythRomney

Being an unemployment statistic sucks

I am really a Jobless Guy, have nothing to do ,, Tweeting Uselessly for no reason just to pass time

Tories never wanted NHS or benefits. And happy to have unemployed as long as it doesn't cost them or their mates..Victorians. REMEMBER

#finance. Check out! #business #finance The 10 Highest Paying Jobs Of The Future: The U.S. unemployment rate peaked ...... #money....Yoo!!

“@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October.” best $180k ever spent?

@Moby_Ivory Unemployment aint shit and how long does that last? 1year?

@IngrahamAngle If everyone leaves labor force except 1 person, and that person has a job, then we have full employment/0% unemployment rate!

Unemployment drops to 5.1%-Government workers-lowest industry NObama

GOP stands 2gain from a hungry labor pool willing 2work for poor pay &

Avg Girl Unemployment% by Pres Reagan:7.6%/Bush1:6.1% /Clinton:5.2%/Bush2:5.1%/ #Obama :8.3% Look who’s REALLY waging #waronwomen #tcot #p2

@SauloJaco I don't work at that store anymore lol I'm currently jobless right now. So come over Tuesday

Attention all u unemployed bums badcocks is hiring!!!!

@Kevinbsnyder : ...And this drop out rate has been going on for some time. Pretty soon if everyone drops out unemployment will be zero.

#ObamaBuiltThis ~>

Last week y'all were jobless. This week you're upset because healthcare is about to be free. You freed slaves are just...

“@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October.” @KritterD

@AliVelshi the jobless is not calculated based on jobs gained/lost Uh, exactly.

Sometimes I wonder if a nigga was jobless if I could still enjoy my everyday life and be productive... with no income? Ppl do it idk how

Can we make love before you go? The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga, but I'm still unemployed

The unemployment line will be the move for Gene Chizik next year if shit doesn't change.

@RedheadEliza if u choose to not work for 1 year ur a dumbass, but if u 'lost' ur job you'd be happy for unemployment.

@AliVelshi Unemployment rate of those holding a Bachelor's degree or better is a little over 4%.

@ABC When all the fighting men return home. Will they have a job

“@ClayTravisBGID: I’ll say it again, without buying Cam Gene Chizik would be unemployed by October.” Love it.

@JaashStob are you higher than” black unemployment”?

80 percent of economic experts agree that, because of the stimulus, unemployment rate is lower than it would have been. #areyoubetteroff

Definitely just came unglued, whoops.. ** #jobless