News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 06.09.12 Part 33

So happy. I am no longer unemployed!!!!

@MMMPrem unemployment

Most of my people still got that work even tho they unemployed

@realDonaldTrump Bain Corp &

We are unemployed &

53% of students that graduate with a degree from a 4 year institution are unemployed when they graduate and have $25,000 in debt #joinvemma

False@GordonComedian: Majority of people that Update Work 2moro or Stressful work are jobless. True or false? __________ #ComedyQuiz

No longer unemployed!

Hispanics unemployment 2008 6.5% now 2012 10.3%, Blacks 2008 11% now 2012 14.1% Obama not a Leader. Do you like these 's % @cspan

True@fweshwharlenchy: Lolz@Jeffixy: #ComedyQuiz Majority of People who say work Today was Stressful are Jobless True or False?

@Darius_theactor @mikeychucks @kc_anthony856 heard that happened at your job.....oh yeah forgot your part of the unemployment rate

Wtf I am STILL unemployed

23 million Americans R Unemployed &

@nystateofmind_ it's probably not true but the imagery with get me through rainy days of unemployment and angst

The delegates at the @DNC convention keep shouting Four More Years. Four more years of 18% real unemployment and another $6T in debt?

Just filled out another app these jobs on some bullshit. I wish I could collect unemployment lmao.

Woo now jobless

Jobless again sigh

@TheTeaParty_net Unemployment was at 7.5% in Ronald Reagan's re-election year 1984. #headinsand

Unemployed bt she's hella wit the blow job @KwestaMrCool voice

“@brumbushka21: increase unemployment. #romney” LOOK KASSI A POLITICAL TWEET ****** @kassiloftness8

@Jordan_Tropp there's such a high unemployment rate cus of Obama and his failed stimulus. Can't make money spending money.

So many of my friends are unemployed that I don't even need to say 'NSFW' when I post pornography.

I ain work since Monday, I feel unemployed

One of the assholes I live with needs to take his unemployed unappreciative ass back to San Diego so he can mooch off people other than me.

Severance pay and unemployment benefits... What a lovely meeting to have on a beautiful Thursday afternoon! The end is near.

@gallupnews but how many times have incumbents been running with 8% unemployment? Small sample size.

Still no work. And what sucks more, I couldn't get on unemployment because I didn't work enough. ugh.

O!! Yea, I talk about jobless folks. Because I have to work, R I dont eat, drive, be warm, stay fly... Ijs

In a recession ppl losing their jobs,homes,&

Yh@mstphly: U wan give me 1? /:) @crazy_pheexarr: Joblessmstphly: Lemme disturb ds girl ^_^

“@BestofVirgo: You may think you have won the employee lottery by hiring a #Virgo woman.” so why the fuck am I unemployed !?

Thinking if being unemployed is ??? better option than this working in this place

@99minutez lmao! I've watched all of those as well. This makes me look really jobless :p

So my bio now says jobhunting, bc that sounds better than unemployed, I think...

Keystone rejected, gas has doubled, 23 mil unemployed but Obama gave Brazil the money to drill and pledged to buy their oil.

This guy acctually just bragged about being on unemployment...

LowOfTheDay: the unemployment office...hell on earth!!! Everyone is mean &

@fatcouncillor and conversely there are unemployed people willing to do those jobs but lack opportunity since someone else needs the income

Someone give me a job, I'm so fed up of being unemployed!

Trying to justify buying stuff at #target . . . It's not going so well. #unemployed #cantspendallmymoney #needthisjob

23 million Americans R Unemployed &

@Peteypops13 yes, for the jobless

@ThizIzFreckles target market ke unemployed peepz.., those tht cnt afford chicken re ba rekisetsa maeba...

@AJELive @ajstream We do not need to cont. to add over 1m legal immigrants to our econ at time of +8% unemployment. Base on our needs.

Dems blame Bush for leaving their Messiah w/ hi unemployment. But W left O w/ sub-$2/gal gas. What's ur excuse &

Ur drunk in the middle of the day....and wondering y ur still unemployed???

Would you rather be unemployed or a redhead? #thoughts

I needa hurry up n get my unemployment check so u can go buy more protein n test boosters!

@IzzyJaneHall My jokes are immense.. I have some unemployment jokes, but they need some work.

Most People Join Twitter when they are Jobless. Rest become Jobless once they Join Twitter”

Contract got extended... Was almost looking forward to being unemployed #worksucks #butilikemoney

I think underemployment is more of an issue than unemployment. Can't get benefits for it and it makes it hard to pay bills comfortably.

@Ferrellman unemployment rises as a function of slowed growth in comparison to population and productivity growth

Unemployment rate could be interesting, since it includes farm-related workers not covered in establishment survey. A read on the drought.

People in their mid twenties still post pics of themselves smoking weed on Facebook??? No wonder unemployment is so high

So it looks like I am now going to be unemployed... No more camp work. Have no choice but to trust God now.

@schub43 oh so your unemployed - LOL

“@Mahmoud_Zeidan: If the word Nigga wasn't aloud in raps. There would be a lot of unemployed niggas.” #RNS lmfao !!!!

Look for NFP 120k-130k and 8.3% unemployment

I think pride has more to do with unemployment than opportunity. Are you too good to work at subway? Mcd's? Kroger? They're all HIRING!

A whiff of Marijuana as I walked passed the drug testing 4 job placement site. Someone wishes to remain unemployed.

43 straight months of unemployment over 8% and yet they want to push the freedom to publiclyfund abortions #whatajoke #demsarefrauds

12.8 million people are still unemployed in America, while more than 23 million are either unemployed or underemployed.

Stupid Dirty, BUMMY INEXPERIENCED ass Motherfuckers Need to be UNEMPLOYED.

365,000 #Jobless claims filed but according to @TheDemocrats 'we are better off'.... Keep drinking the kool-aid!! #DNC2012 @GOP #tcot

@_mattsandler In order to quit smoking I'd need a new job. I quit smoking years ago but only cause I was unemployed and weed took precedence

23 million Americans R Unemployed &

One week! Only 7 days left until I get to say I'm unemployed. #byebyechubs.

@MittRomney There you go again. And how many were unemployed 4 yrs ago when your idol W was in office?

ADP says more jobs in the future? unemployment fell? speculational ferver?

@PAC43, check out the casino during work hours,...full of unemployed minorities playing slot machines. Wonder how they spent 6 trillion?

Clinton: worse economy since depression- not so, Pres. Carter left-high unemployment, 21% interest, gas rationing, malaise, long gas lines

I am sick of the only topic of conversation circling around the Job Hunt. Unemployment is not my choice!

We are now in the third quarter of 2012, the point at which Obama said unemployment would be 5.5 percent if his stimulus legislation passed.

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just remember keylee, hookers don't like to cuddle. shit, looks like I'm unemployed then.

Lets not forget OUR SOLDIERS DYING while #Wallstreet &

@AlanWooller not unemployed until tomorrow thank you very much!! Nothing sorted out yet. No rush, jo can support me! #milkybarsonher

I need a part time job that doesn't leave me unemployed for 5 months. Any ideas?

@757Breezy Jobs Act, game, Unemployment Exxtensions, Game, Not sending job overseas game.... ALL OF IT!!! GAME!!

@MittRomney Clinton years is in the past. 2012 is the REALITY. 23 million unemployed People lost their homes including me. I stood up n wok

The way she say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga but I'm still unemployed .

@PaulRyanVP Remember- Ronald Reagan's start to presidency? unemployment, gas prices, inflation, interest rates, etc He fixed it not complain

@LiamOConnor2 Since Shanks I've been to Rio de Janeiro to teach English there. I'm unemployed at the moment. Say hello to Pople for me.

I wish the cat food Czar would give my food bowl a stimulus package. I dont know how I will survive. #unemployed #catstamps

@LiverpoolFL @clairehouse @_panam refuse to be proper unemployed or do any shit jobs that don't bring me any closer to my job so GER it is

@richarddeitsch Oddly equal to the # of unemployed! I guess they weren't interested in #DNC?

Obama has spent more than Bush, has had higher unemployment, violated the War Powers act, had more EO...so no, Obama is not better than Bush

@DWStweets Tht is the biggest piece of crap I hv heard frm U - today! 56 months of recession! 8.3 unemployed ! #tcot #G0P2012

u were terminated 5 years ago for poor performance &

@BarbaraM_TAM Remember-Ronald Reagan's start to presidency? unemployment, gas price, inflation, interest rates, etc He fixed it not complain

$ES_F: Nice trending day with close above 1425. Heavy buying here. Expect an overnight pullback over 1425 before Unemployment Data tomorrow.

@don_mattlan must have been how else could it happen must have lots unemployed in ribb league

broke another set of headphones and i can't afford to get new ones because my unemployment is all fucked up. fml.

6,000th tweet goes out to the fools who think unemployment and down economy started with Obama... read a book or some shit #Obama12

@Missnobooty at least if they fire u at least u can collect unemployment ha

What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower? Unemployed.

The Path To Job Creation Runs Through Regulatory Reform: With regulations we get neither security nor growth, and with unemployment s...

Someone get this unemployed nigga off my TL