News, discussion, buzz about unemployment from 05.09.12 Part 35

Omg. I could never be unemployed.

my school's lab is an office... feels like I'm working again #unemployed

IM MOVING TO LA. IM GONNA BE JOBLESS AND LIVE ON THE BEACH BY MYSELF FOREVER.

@AllenWest said Rep. Waters was the overseer on the plantation,then told his unemployed brother to ask her for a job!#NoShameCampaign LMAO

@ZohairArshed @xceptional_angl what to do? I was Jobless yesterday :( :P thats why I took one boys mob and then strted playing temple run :P

#vinb Earn 590,000 and pay 29% tax and they what to cut health, education, social welfare to unemployed workers and keep enda kenny in mercs

@TruueName you know, if you guys need any help I'm still unemployed and looking for a job looll #NotEvenBeggingThough #OkayYesIAm ...

#myfavouritelyrics I'm unemployed but I still get every time your girls on her knees bro (

It doesn't matter how attractive you are if you're in your 20's, your unemployed, you have no sense of direction. You're a loser.

#16TrillionFail Obama=23 Million unemployed Americans. A National disgrace. Dump Obama!

I love a lot of what the Fawcett soc do, but it is a shame they are offering an unpaid internship.. into looking at women's unemployment

Get a clue people, look at our division, look at our deficit, our unemployment, who is trying to suppress military vote! We need a change!

@bThug_1 I mean, I'd still tap that unemployed nikka. He's fine.

Sometimes I feel as though working brings more expenses than being unemployed. I'm confused. #CruelWorld be nice to me. *sad face*

@whburkley will Obama gives the tax payers money away and gives it to unemployed people that sit on their ass and don't do shit

being unemployed is so boring that i think i should take up streetwalking not because i need the money but because it's something to do

Parents unemployed for various reasons and are relying on their underaged kids to to make money! ** #AreYouKiddingMe

So jobless am reading manga

Leon Knight has gone from being a Chelsea player to an unemployed troll arguing with women on Twitter. What a fucking crank.

The legacy of Obama numbers.16 trillion deficit 47 million FOODSTAMPS 23 million unemployed 104 rounds of golf 40,000 empty acceptance seats

#myfavouritelyrics The way you say my name makes me feel like I'm that nigga...but I'm still unemployed - Frank Ocean

In 1835, there was not a single beggar, thief or unemployed man in India.

Gibbs you dumbass what long term unemployment benefits sustain is longer term unemployment

@milesparker5 we all benefit from taxes equally. Universal medicare,clean water,roads,unemployment insurance 2 name a few. #bcpoli #bcunion

It's hard to believe that I've been unemployed for 6 months....

@seanhannity #RNC moving indoors 4 safety?It's OK 2b unemployed&

@andrewbreedx nearly 19 and still unemployed man that's what you call #LIVINGTHEDREAM

@JUSTsoooFANCY but you get unemployment every week im pretty sure so you good boo

Americans aren't better off than they were 4years ago, what exactly has Barack achieved ? Unemployment still high, debts is $16TR.

Shaved my unemployment beard. Starting work tomorrow. Starting screenwriting classes early oct.

Why don't these parents get a job? There's nothing wrong with them. Living off their teens paycheck &

Stupid Labor Day Holiday made the welfare and unemployment checks a day late. #tcot #gop #foxnews

Reducing Food Stamps For GOP Is A Two Fer! They Can Cut Off Those In Need &

@Christian_thooo currently unemployed but it's true haha! X

@_WhatsTheT i just dont like waking up but unemployment aint ish

@SPatterson111 I m an unemployed writer (I realize that is kind of a cliche). How many big promises of work go unfulfilled? A L O T

A unemployment interview on the news....uh.....

Your unemployed n headbutt hoes **** “@ochocinco: Great nap... what's the beat with y'all?”

As of right now I am jobless...

@Mancman10 @BleuWinkle n Nor did he cause mass unemployment, hurt disabled people, or destroy NHS &

#ThingsyouwonthearatDNC2012 #2 Unemployment is at 14.9%

The unemployment rate is 9.4% for college grads ages 21 to 24 - Wanted to tweet this at peach, oh well @moeichenblatt

@FoxNews Gibbs interview with Brett he noted the unemployment turnaround as sign of good Obama record. Forgets the 1T Stimulus paid for them

@RommelBurke @siopaella - having been unemployed I also think one day volunteering locally would do great things for volunteer &

when I try to picture my future I see me with a mint life and money when in reality I'll probably be jobless scrounging of me parents

8.3% unemployment 470k on food stamps a debt of 16T yes we can ruin the country

@amyjrules and afternoon naps come to those who are unemployed. Sometimes you win no matter what.

Got the twitter app back just to say that im officially unemployed! #bestdecisionofmylife

Can i get unemployment for losing a blow job?

I'M NOT UNEMPLOYED I'M ON SABBATICAL

@RellT2Real I been jobless for like two Weeks I got this other job now but it's part time and I need a full time job

@JulieBolcer and how do the 23m unemployed feel. I hate politics

When I say I hope everything's going good I really mean I hope you're still caught up doing drugs, jobless, &

Facebook is our past. Twitter is our present. Unemployment is our future.

@Coolstorybruh27 Republicans are all rich? My dad was unemployed for 4 yrs&

I'm officially unemployed so I'm officially the driver.

The way you say my name makes me feel like am that nigga but am still unemployed

@washingtonpost Schumer lacks all credibility. He says Social Security is solvent, and unemployment insurance stimulates the economy nuts!

Too bad Interscope isn't the Miami Dolphins. Chief Keef would be unemployed for that #LMAO tweet.

@blackbarbie1604 list bawo,dt boy is jobless,am very sure e cnt locate whr pussy is

Unemployed and can't get loans this first quarter. It's gonna be rough.

@Coolstorybruh27 @joetweten obama has already put america in 6 trillion more dollars of debt. And raised the unemployment rate.

@cm_macca Leon knight is a rotting jobless bum lol

@DHegarty98 @mittromney That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard. What was the % of unemployment at the end of Reagan's 1st term???

Maybe we shouldn't be criticizing the DNC so relentlessly, if they want 4 more yrs running anti-God, Israel campaign w/high unemployment, GL

Read outside for 40 minutes, took a 20-minute walk. So this is what unemployment feels like... I'd rather work, I think.

Some people's full time occupation shoud just be beggin' it 24/7 #jobless #annoying

Two more years. Then, I can concentrate on getting a degree in English. And, soon after applying for unemployment benefits! @LouisNevison

Maybe if i wasnt jobless... #FollowUpTweet

In the 80's we saw an unemployment at just over 8% it was 7.8% the this President took office and went to 10 before it was done.

Great day to get fired #Unemployment **

@NathanFillion Tried it at work. Now unemployed, thanks.

I don't see how some of y'all can be so comfortable living that unemployed life yo...

This guy is jobless.... He is chasing loggers.....

@ih8kris my bro is an unemployed iraqi war veteren with ptsd so let's just say my family isn't too keen on how obama has handled veterens

@ShellyAsquith was ever thus no? High unemployment = large labour pool = depress wages. They've got their eyes on workers rights too.

@Miss_Dewitt well I felt good know that when I'm jobless I haven't turned into an absolute tool. Hahaha panicking were you?

@ochocinco @realmaj at least we know you could head butt the waitress when your jobless ass can't front the check.

'If fashion is your trade, then when you're naked, I guess you be unemployed, yeah?' #FavouriteSongLyrics

@hunckler Would love to map that data to unemployment rates, small business owner success, etc. Hypothesis: TV-time=lagging indicator.

-Thugg dis thugg that bitch thugg yo broke as on dwn to the unemployment office #HowUThuggnAnUBrokeAf

Coffee and lotion whenever I want? I'm starting to see the upsides of unemployment.

Hey @heyitsshania - I am really sorry. I shouldn't hate on him. I want his life. WHY can't i live with mom, be unemployed and bipolar?

What you won't hear in Charlotte: no mention of 16 trillion in debt, 23 million unemployed, 47 million on foodstamps. #AreYouBetterOff

If President Obama: -Cured diseases -Ended worldwide starvation -Had unemployment=0% -Gave us huge surplus RWers would still attack him.

FUN FACT: Clinton came into office w/ 7.3% unemployment, was 5.4 when reelected. Easier pitch to make to voters than Obama record #dnc2012

Nap!? Damn you unemployed folk!! @ochocinco

Well I'm jobless now anyone want to donate to help me out?? #iCON

@candyy_carmo nope :D I'm unemployed till I get my job back or find a better job

I Wanna Collect Unemployment &

idgaf about who the president is foreal foreal he ain't doing shit for me I'm still jobless &

@Massrunner did he get fired yet? im thinking if the yanks keep losing girardi will be joining him on the unemployment line

At the end of Ronald Reagan's 1st term, the unemployment rate was 8% compared to Obama's 8.3%. Dumb ass ppl ... SMFH

the job creators are invested in keeping unemployment high

What you won't hear in Charlotte: rising fuel prices, soaring debt, record unemployment and any mention of God. #AreYouBetterOff #DNC2012

Number Americans on food stamps hit a record high in June, and economists don't expect much improvement as long as unemployment is high.

@BrittCope no you dont.. being unemployed blows

@KiddChris now that you're unemployed, wanna hang out with me by my pool?

I NEED A DAMN JOB Lol I can't pop shit jobless lol

@MaxBrindleyy @mattylister_ bore off boys, jobless 4 lyf you maxxy! #wazik