News, discussion, buzz about floodwaters from 22.08.12 Part 3

Monday deluge brought August rainfall above normal - Baltimore Sun t.co/jbN4gJvi

Message to Nevada’s Hispanic voters: Your inbox, mailbox and television set will be inundated with a deluge of... t.co/WOS3Qa9C

IRIN Photo | Commuters in #Manila after heavy #flooding (Aug 2012) #Philippines via @irinnews t.co/FrFMjiGj

PICTURE OF THE DAY: Boys sit in their home at a flood-affected village in Thar Pound, Myanmar t.co/vA9Gy2YT #photo #myanmar #flood

Monday deluge brought August rainfall above normal - Baltimore Sun t.co/j5mduDtF

IRIN Photo | Recent #flooding at a riverside community in #Manila, #Philippines via @irinnews t.co/D2czGDFE

Hundreds of tonnes of mud and peat washed down a hillside at Uradale in East Voe during #Shetland #flooding t.co/WzkWpbU2

Landrover and family car washed away nr #Scalloway Who knows what stock was lost. People all okay #Shetland #Flooding t.co/tHv0nCdr

Message to Nevada’s Hispanic voters: Your inbox, mailbox and television set will be inundated with a deluge of... t.co/MOvmTP5C

Preview MON show @ESPN1100 . Great info from @RJinVegas @marcinvegas @VegasRunner O/U season wins for CFB/NFL AUDIO - t.co/lh2PLqbh

There's no way I can respond to or even get through the deluge of reaction to Tony Abbott on #abc730 tonight but thanks for engaging.

@leighsales: No way I can respond to or even get through the deluge of reaction to Tony Abbott on #abc730 tonight but thanks for engaging.

It is d worst city anyway. @NewIndianXpress: Kolkata among most flood vulnerable cities t.co/u5t33fD1 #Kolkata #flood #vulnerable

@SarahMillican75 @seany85 I thought it sounded like an unpleasant sexual infection:Cases of Penis Deluge are rising due to unprotected sex

@seany85 @SarahMillican75 penis deluge it's that like it's raining men !

@markatextor @chriskkenny Yes, well, now LS tweeting thanks to deluge of responses & ' thanks for engaging' #itsallaboutme

A #flood-affected village in the delta area, #Myanmar, what will be condition of people with #disabilities? t.co/yZjUfcQU

A #flood-affected village in the delta area, #Myanmar, w... t.co/pKhWnapF #FloodAffected #Myanmar #Disabilities via @EmpowermentCafe

Flash #flood threat in the Southwest today. Rains will be heavy. t.co/iGFzWtde

Flash #flood threat in the Southwest today. Rains will be heavy. t.co/HEbJS86R

@qnapriti Gentle rain fallng is delightful. It is the deluges I am not fond of.

Overflow. #flood #dam #landscape #water #waterfall t.co/gEsaByJY

While much of the rest of the country faces drought, we flit from one daily deluge to the next.

A #flood-affected village in the delta area, #Myanmar, what will be condition of people with #disabilities? t.co/zEL8b3fu

I like following @SarahMillican75. I now know that when I start my punk/burlesque garage band, I am going to call it Penis Deluge.

And so, the Lord looked down on their wickedness & perversion. Lo He said I shall send a deluge of water to cleanse the land of #Tampa!

@markhoppus I do not envy you and the deluge of DUDE IT'S KOMBAT WITH A K tweets you're about to get.

Heavy rains predicted in parts of #KPK and #flood warnings for next two days issued for Kohat, Bannu, Peshawar, Mardan and Hazara divisions.

Minor flooding reported in Nowshera. 3 people have been drowned t.co/PSAllz8F #Flood #Pakistan

What a wonderful deluge that was this evening in #SiemReap

Some people in Scalloway were prepared for #Shetland #flooding t.co/JqrfgaSq

I liked a @YouTube video t.co/ZUGSyvlA BEFORE THE DELUGE (COVER)

I think we're going to need a bigger digger. #Shetland #flooding t.co/XWmodZJh

@RyanCouserRRFC yeah best thing about this area like! #flooded

Take me by the hand and show me what You're planning

#Hurricane warning: Is USA becoming complacent? t.co/mXhSlNLI |#NC #Water #Storm #Flood #Damage Oakley PuroClean...

Media crying #Flood when water is just Ankles deep, NGO Drama

@ShelterBox, @rotary & other organisations in the #Philippines assist #flood survivors including Ernesto & his family - t.co/S2elfO19

@ShelterBox, @rotary & other organisations in the #Philippines assist #flood survivors including Ernesto & his family - t.co/7lyw2kdK

look out for the great #Flood , i live on a hill

@LizRichardson1 @whoiswinston tempted to deluge his inbox with anything I can think of... :)

Shanghai 'most vulnerable to #flood #risk t.co/qbvYGEfD

Read about how our ShelterBox Response teams are helping #flood-hit families like Ernesto's in the #Philippines - t.co/gsTjBLbg

#flood India: EFICOR responds to Uttarkashi flash floods - Update 1 t.co/WTKsqOs6 #crisismanagement

#flood Russian Federation (the): Situation with flooding in Krasnodar Territory t.co/L9GOyJJy #crisismanagement

#flood Philippines (the): Philippines, Angeles, Flood Affected Areas, Overview, 15 August 2012 t.co/Fgf5DJro #crisismanagement

#flood Philippines (the): Philippines, Manila Flood Affectes Areas Overview, 17 August 2012 t.co/dBmfZNkL #crisismanagement

#flood Philippines (the): Philippines, Olongapo, Flood Affected Areas Overview, 15 August 2012 t.co/zr1yr53k #crisismanagement

FREE #flood management plan / flood response procedure development for #Lancashire businesses from @gwpl - contact us now to arrange.

Just saw the sexiest pregnant lady at #Mobil in Brentwood... #Flooded

@mattisnotarobot also: this deluge of anthropomorphic animal detectives is getting right on my wick.

Woman rescued by dinghy from car: A woman is rescued by dinghy from her car trapped in rising floodwater due to ... t.co/Yx5VkX5e

it rained so much, that it flooded my back yard. #arizona #flood #woah #rain #raining #wow t.co/YgQqa4JQ

#Manila fears disease as floodwaters recede. t.co/P3sXA2tg

@thehamsterscage Rain is rare in the desert. If there is much rain, the soil cannot sop it up. The runoff is a deluge.

Join us for tomorrow's free webcast: Managing the #Data Deluge: The Pros and Pitfalls of Solid-State Storage: t.co/soBjEiau #finserv

Join us for tomorrow's free webcast: Managing the #Data Deluge: The Pros and Pitfalls of Solid-State Storage: t.co/xHFYbElR #finserv

Join us for tomorrow's free webcast: Managing the #Data Deluge: The Pros and Pitfalls of Solid-State Storage: t.co/4JwYu0Lk #finserv

Small things make me happy: Juuuust got in under the wire getting my ID before the deluge of students #fistpump

Two By Two: The floodwaters are rising and the animals need to board the ark! Valley Games is pleased to announc... t.co/mtFkDwIl

Message to Nevada’s Hispanic voters: Your inbox, mailbox and television set will be inundated with a deluge of political advertisements...

Figures from The Deluge of Michelangelo t.co/TU1NOvWG

Just silly Now Mark Cuban spilled his toilet paper to serve as backup mop for floodwaters if levees break? — t.co/vJ57NbIj

Phuket floods delay flight, mudslide confirmed: PHUKET: The floodwater that slowed traffic to a snail’s pace across... t.co/4eGtZV2j

“@seany85: @SarahMillican75 PENIS DELUGE.” I think I bought their limited edition purple vinyl 12 inch in 1978...

New #flood preparedness tools for #Atlanta unveiled today follow the event @USGSLive @ 10am t.co/MObQ423L

Take a LOOK at this product that prevents and stops #water leaks guarding against #flood damage 24 hours a day. t.co/sUUihs0y

CMI's Tom Korte is pitching the use of sheet piling to the govt as a #solution to this country's #flooding. t.co/f2BKYHI2

@MaizaHameed But this lovely rain is causing flooding elsewhere :-( #flood

Floodwater session with Team Pallatrax member @ryanlippitt who also appears in this weeks Angler's Mail magazine!... t.co/j3TOW1l0

@orca_wale this comes from definition 2 of blizzard An overabundance

New BOOK Podcast - Episode 05 - Deluge-ional. How should we read the story of Noah? t.co/7GiPQpJO

@ImASurvivalist With this possible Hurricane coming that's a good post since with #Storms come #Floods. #Floodwater is full of #Deseases.

In what shall soon become an August/September deluge of English friends, family, and fun, the first miscreant... t.co/s7EziC4m

40 days and 40 nights? Fabulous @YorkMystery2012 only briefly stopped by biblical deluge. Visual feast all evening. t.co/xVvkv0xN

#Phuket floods damage roads, pull down power poles: PHUKET: The heavy rains last night and the ensuing floodwater th... t.co/JwPvC557

what kind of Rain is dis...!! Evry wer is #FLOOD

#baltimore Monday deluge brought August rainfall above normal t.co/BHreQNqE

And the heavens opened up, pouring out the tears of the angels and the departed in one great deluge.

Latest: Kivalina floods knock out water supply, spread waste: A deluge of rain in northwest Alaska should make f... t.co/RJeASLlX

“@seany85: @SarahMillican75 PENIS DELUGE.” Cocks & Cakes

Kivalina floods knock out water supply, spread waste: A deluge of rain in northwest #Alaska should make for an... t.co/87cOixaH

An acre of wetlands can store between 1 to 1.5 million gallons of floodwater.

DS: This flood map is useful to my constituents who know the devastating effects floodwaters have on safety & property t.co/atKqN3MI

Living on the Edge t.co/JVpc3Jua | new edition of @EnvAgency guide to riverside ownership incl local #flood risk management changes

Natupad din ang pangarap ko magred! BAGAY NAMAN PALA SA MAITIM EEEEH. Look how happy I am! :))) #deluge t.co/Ha8ZfGMv

and here ends my deluge of important information for the day. Over and out.

Killing it in boscastle #flood #mrrebane

JJ: “A picture is worth a 1,000 words” is fitting here. These inundation maps can show you if your home is in danger from rising waters.

#BeastieBoys blaring, last nights dishes done, morning email deluge replied to t.co/sRNn8ink.possible #Time2Go2Office and #RealJob

KS:The flood maps let everyone see where the potential threat of floodwaters is currently & where it is expected to go based on forecasts

@frankieboyle I've written my letter of complaint to the Daily Mail in advance. Wanted to get ahead of the deluge.

#flood Philippines (the): NDRRMC Update - Severe Weather Bulletin No.13 re Typhoon IGME (TEMBIN) t.co/abAfzkdP #crisismanagement

#flood South Sudan (Republic of): Relocating refugees to improve aid t.co/941RjtZM #crisismanagement

#flood China: Beijing to dredge rivers, renovate reservoirs after fatal storm t.co/ObXZR18B #crisismanagement

#flood Philippines (the): Thailand provides financial assistance to the Philippines as affecte... t.co/NKdxPYtL #crisismanagement

#flood Viet Nam: Delta braces for flood season t.co/29X7JiAY #crisismanagement

It seems with this deluge of new music spouting from everywhere I'm missing loads of stuff that I like, how should I keep in the loop?

#ASongIKnowAllTheLyricsTo Canibus 'Lunar Deluge'.

@skulltoaster I have a theory that the inundation of information is one of the reasons why popular culture is getting shallower & dumber.